"I don't condone sunning your holes, I would rather take my vitamin D orally through the pill instead of sunning my fucking asshole, the sun doesn't wanna see that. Apparently, apparently... you know the women who are into yoga? Like 'alternate' health, yeah they like sunning their holes, which is where you face your asshole to the sun to observe... absorb the vitamin D because, apparently, your skin there absorbs more vitamin D than other parts of your body. Somebody came up with it, and I don't know who. I bet it was Gwyneth Paltrow"Amanogawa Shiina
PSA to any NEXAS Talents: I wish you all the best possible careers in NEXAS, I just sincerely believe it is doomed to crash and burn. If it gets too much for you and you need support or an anonmyous vector to tell your story, contact me.
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