It seems to be a shittier version of Wawa. Buying boiled eggs at the gas station
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Boiling eggs is one of the easiest most braindead things you can do as well. She never fails to surprise me
Buying boiled eggs from a gas station is the most Pippa thing she could do. I applaud her effort in staying retarded.
Pippa, when you get around to reading this, you can buy an egg cooker for $10 - $15 at Walmart and not have to drive to a fucking gas station to get some.
Or use a cooking pot like any normal person...
Buy the egg salad sandwich, Pippa. In Futurama one gave Fry intestinal worms that fixed all of his health problems. I see no reason why that wouldn't work out in real life, too.
Yeah but that might be too much effort for her right now, an egg cooker is easier for her feeble rabbit brain.
In my defence I haven't bothered backreading.
yet
yet
You can rinse the fucking egg, she's just a dum dum.
She's also dumb because she was saying such great things about 7/11, and how great their food is. Not only is she dumb and sick, my oshi is a WHORE for cheating on 7/11 with Sheetz!!
We all know the micro organisms inside her body will shit all over those worms. It takes some serious effort to keep her alive in such a moldy environment. The moment she gets a sniff of raid spray or takes some antibiotics, i bet her skin and hair color will change.
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Pippa let me boil your eggs for you on demand, I'll make sure they're just like you like them.
You should boil your own eggs so that you never have any children, for fuck's sake.Pippa let me boil your eggs for you on demand, I'll make sure they're just like you like them.
Anyway... You can just buy a boiled egg at a gas station in the USA? Is it fresh or frozen?
pippers for the love of everything that is holy you can make yourself a boiled egg soft or hard in less than 8 fucking minutes
put it in a boiling pot
put it in an ice bath
peel
its that easy
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He'll have to castrate himself and become a 'woman' once he realizes that Pippa is a lesbian.
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That wasn't a euphemism, I just want to cook good and healthy food for Pippa.
xThat wasn't a euphemism, I just want to cook good and healthy food for Pippa.
I’ve seen fermented boiled eggs before in the grocery. I don’t think they’d be frozen and then cooked, freezing eggs really fucks them up. At most they’d be cooked offsite then chilled in a fridge. Gas stations in the states very wildly on what food you can get there’s some really good food and really bad food there. Eggs is unusual for my part of the country, guess it’s a true Deep South thing?
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