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Brosnan Pierce Brosnan

God's Strongest Smartass
Dizzy's Husband
Joined:  Apr 4, 2023
Half of her followers at this point are probably antis anyway just watching the show
 

RestlessRain

Well-known member
Early Adopter
Joined:  Sep 21, 2022
Half of her followers at this point are probably antis anyway just watching the show
And the other half probably subscribed to her half a decade ago back when she was on her idol arc and haven't opened Instagram in years.
 

Brosnan Pierce Brosnan

God's Strongest Smartass
Dizzy's Husband
Joined:  Apr 4, 2023
And the other half probably subscribed to her half a decade ago back when she was on her idol arc and haven't opened Instagram in years.
White girl partyer #65,202

:faunacry:
 

God's Saddest Tattletail

No kamis or oshis, only man
Joined:  Sep 23, 2024
... "homie has a point about her Hank Hill ass."
This reminds me... Sleepy saw a mob in Dark Souls the other day and told him he had a Hank Hill ass. Is the saying that common? Or is she dogwhistling or whatever the libs call it? :ameliaThink:
 

Italian Raccoon

*calls you a slur*
Joined:  Mar 2, 2025
Man, that guy was being generous by calling her a femboy. :shiinastare:
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Death by Dishonor

Fresh meat
Joined:  Nov 3, 2024
This reminds me... Sleepy saw a mob in Dark Souls the other day and told him he had a Hank Hill ass. Is the saying that common? Or is she dogwhistling or whatever the libs call it? :ameliaThink:
Hi Eepy :gurawave:
 

Yume Dark

Well-known member
Joined:  Apr 15, 2025
This reminds me... Sleepy saw a mob in Dark Souls the other day and told him he had a Hank Hill ass. Is the saying that common? Or is she dogwhistling or whatever the libs call it? :ameliaThink:
I remember seeing it on Tumblr a while back, so I'm fairly sure it's common enough.
 

Ginkgo Balboa 🌾🗡

You're the remedy.
Joined:  Mar 20, 2023
L fucking MAO. She seriously had such a spergout over someone saying she has femboy ass. :whatastory:
The fact that just yesterday she was fantasizing about being a trans man, and now someone calls her a femboy and she gets absolutely triggered, holy fuck my sides.
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EDIT: chud is in her head
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Honestly an insult to femboys, I've seen at least one femboy that definitely had better hip/ass than K-dawg.
 

Italian Raccoon

*calls you a slur*
Joined:  Mar 2, 2025
Kelsey took inspiration from Pippa and is now on her hobo-maxxing arc.
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Menhera_Feeder

Active member
Joined:  Apr 10, 2025

Belle Delphine's Armpit

🎨🐿️🔮🧟‍♀🦚🍂📜🔨☔
Joined:  Dec 7, 2022

Menhera_Feeder

Active member
Joined:  Apr 10, 2025

Abomination

The abominable amalgamation known as "chyaaat!"
Joined:  Apr 1, 2023

RestlessRain

Well-known member
Early Adopter
Joined:  Sep 21, 2022
Did you know that Instagram has its own version of Socialblade (aka a website that gives us creator account engagement data), called NotJustAnalytics? Me neither, until five minutes ago before deciding to dig around for this post to see if I could find anything interesting doing it. Tl;dr: I didn't, but we might in the future.

Here's Kelsey's Instagram data.

I'm the first person to use this specifically for Kelsey, and now the site will track Kelsey's engagement data and subscriber growth changes for us over time. Very nice, thank you.
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So, the logic here seems pretty simple. Engagement is followers divided by the likes and comments of the last twelve posts. Kelsey's account has 2,515 followers, she's gotten about 169 likes and 6 comments on her last twelve posts. (169 + 6)/2515 x 100 = 6.93% engagement rate. Account with between 1,001 and 5,000 followers average an engagement of 5.7%. I don't know if it counts Kelsey responding to comments on posts, but even if you forget comments, it's higher than average for random accounts within this size range. That said, this might be an outlier (her followers were more keen to comment on one of her last set of posts than they normally are). We also don't know, in a general sense, if Kelsey is an outlier in general. We can track this over time now, if we want to add data to our a-logging.

As briefly mentioned before, it will also check follower growth for Kelsey over time. Does Kelsey's stories and neuroticism help gain her followers, or not? We have the tools to find out and Kelsey has another set of numbers to be neurotic about.

After that, we have hashtag data and details of interactions for her recent posts from her last twelve posts, which is more details of that 6.93% engagement rate we got earlier. Of mild interest, the one frontal full-body shot she posts got the highest engagement of her recent posts.
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Looks like her followers prefer it if they can't see her ass too.

Last, there are some stuff about Instagram reels behind a subscription but I don't care enough to get a subscription to find out.

So, is this useful? Not right now. But it is tracking Kelsey's Instagram data for us so maybe it will be in the future.
 

Tamokii

Psalm 51
Joined:  Dec 25, 2024
Did you know that Instagram has its own version of Socialblade (aka a website that gives us creator account engagement data), called NotJustAnalytics? Me neither, until five minutes ago before deciding to dig around for this post to see if I could find anything interesting doing it. Tl;dr: I didn't, but we might in the future.

Here's Kelsey's Instagram data.

I'm the first person to use this specifically for Kelsey, and now the site will track Kelsey's engagement data and subscriber growth changes for us over time. Very nice, thank you.
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So, the logic here seems pretty simple. Engagement is followers divided by the likes and comments of the last twelve posts. Kelsey's account has 2,515 followers, she's gotten about 169 likes and 6 comments on her last twelve posts. (169 + 6)/2515 x 100 = 6.93% engagement rate. Account with between 1,001 and 5,000 followers average an engagement of 5.7%. I don't know if it counts Kelsey responding to comments on posts, but even if you forget comments, it's higher than average for random accounts within this size range. That said, this might be an outlier (her followers were more keen to comment on one of her last set of posts than they normally are). We also don't know, in a general sense, if Kelsey is an outlier in general. We can track this over time now, if we want to add data to our a-logging.

As briefly mentioned before, it will also check follower growth for Kelsey over time. Does Kelsey's stories and neuroticism help gain her followers, or not? We have the tools to find out and Kelsey has another set of numbers to be neurotic about.

After that, we have hashtag data and details of interactions for her recent posts from her last twelve posts, which is more details of that 6.93% engagement rate we got earlier. Of mild interest, the one frontal full-body shot she posts got the highest engagement of her recent posts.
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Looks like her followers prefer it if they can't see her ass too.

Last, there are some stuff about Instagram reels behind a subscription but I don't care enough to get a subscription to find out.

So, is this useful? Not right now. But it is tracking Kelsey's Instagram data for us so maybe it will be in the future.
Thanks for the find. I'll update the front page post with the link. It is the autist in me but I like seeing numbers go up and down.
 

Lurker McSpic

We need to increase the hag population
Joined:  Mar 8, 2023
This reminds me... Sleepy saw a mob in Dark Souls the other day and told him he had a Hank Hill ass. Is the saying that common? Or is she dogwhistling or whatever the libs call it? :ameliaThink:
I heard her drop a "damn it bobby" in the accent once so I take she just references it.

With the recent posts and using my noticing powers I've come up with the following head canon that would explain her hatred for men:

Mom finds dad taking it up the ass one day. Mom divorces her dad without telling young clara what happened, so from the perspective of clara mom drove dad away. Mom probably has a meltdown for some years in which some of her neurosis rubs off on clara. Mom in an attempt to not die alone and not marry a fag again goes on to look for the most masculine motherfucker she can find, finds it and marries it. Stepdad is a hardass parent while she grows up, she starts to resent stepdad for it while she idolizes gay dad for being more laidback(gay). I'm no expert but it would fit most of her bullshit, I saw that picture she posted with the emo look that screams I hate you stepdad :NOWWELAUGH:

You may think I'm pulling shit out of my ass and you'd be right but we've seen the results of her therapy and you can't deny I may be a better shrink than what she had :smugpipi:
Of mild interest, the one frontal full-body shot she posts got the highest engagement of her recent posts.
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She is not aging well, damn son. I still have to ask her. What is your plan woman? what sort of goal do you have? Partying until you hit 45 and your brain finally awakens that self preservation instinct that screams "no one will help me"? At this point I'd love to pick her brain to see what is in there.
 

Koronesuki

X-Potato
Joined:  Oct 1, 2023
Don't know, don't care. Too distracted by how wholesome it is that Airi is this excited for "Brides Month".

Pon Wolf love.
:pomuLove:
This is what I'm calling it now. If people try to talk about "pride month" to me, I'm going to correct them.
 

Aka Split

Well-known member
IRyS's husband
Early Adopter
Joined:  Sep 11, 2022

Hff201

Pippa Fan, Failed Normalfriend
Early Adopter
Joined:  Sep 13, 2022
Did you know that Instagram has its own version of Socialblade (aka a website that gives us creator account engagement data), called NotJustAnalytics? Me neither, until five minutes ago before deciding to dig around for this post to see if I could find anything interesting doing it. Tl;dr: I didn't, but we might in the future.

Here's Kelsey's Instagram data.

I'm the first person to use this specifically for Kelsey, and now the site will track Kelsey's engagement data and subscriber growth changes for us over time. Very nice, thank you.
View attachment 101106
So, the logic here seems pretty simple. Engagement is followers divided by the likes and comments of the last twelve posts. Kelsey's account has 2,515 followers, she's gotten about 169 likes and 6 comments on her last twelve posts. (169 + 6)/2515 x 100 = 6.93% engagement rate. Account with between 1,001 and 5,000 followers average an engagement of 5.7%. I don't know if it counts Kelsey responding to comments on posts, but even if you forget comments, it's higher than average for random accounts within this size range. That said, this might be an outlier (her followers were more keen to comment on one of her last set of posts than they normally are). We also don't know, in a general sense, if Kelsey is an outlier in general. We can track this over time now, if we want to add data to our a-logging.

As briefly mentioned before, it will also check follower growth for Kelsey over time. Does Kelsey's stories and neuroticism help gain her followers, or not? We have the tools to find out and Kelsey has another set of numbers to be neurotic about.

After that, we have hashtag data and details of interactions for her recent posts from her last twelve posts, which is more details of that 6.93% engagement rate we got earlier. Of mild interest, the one frontal full-body shot she posts got the highest engagement of her recent posts.
View attachment 101109
Looks like her followers prefer it if they can't see her ass too.

Last, there are some stuff about Instagram reels behind a subscription but I don't care enough to get a subscription to find out.

So, is this useful? Not right now. But it is tracking Kelsey's Instagram data for us so maybe it will be in the future.
This is some next-level autism, but I commend you for it. I assume her account's just stagnant since she only really seems to engage with other leftist bullshit and obvious trolls, but we'll see.

At this point I'd love to pick her brain to see what is in there.
Nothing, that head is completely hollow.
 

JusticeDog

Well-known member
Joined:  Jul 3, 2024
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