"Glasses are really versatile. First, you can have glasses-wearing girls take them off and suddenly become beautiful, or have girls wearing glasses flashing those cute grins, or have girls stealing the protagonist's glasses and putting them on like, "Haha, got your glasses!" That's just way too cute! Also, boys with glasses! I really like when their glasses have that suspicious looking gleam, and it's amazing how it can look really cool or just be a joke. I really like how it can fulfill all those abstract needs. Being able to switch up the styles and colors of glasses based on your mood is a lot of fun too! It's actually so much fun! You have those half rim glasses, or the thick frame glasses, everything! It's like you're enjoying all these kinds of glasses at a buffet. I really want Luna to try some on or Marine to try some on to replace her eyepatch. We really need glasses to become a thing in hololive and start selling them for HoloComi. Don't. You. Think. We. Really. Need. To. Officially. Give. Everyone. Glasses?"Shirakami Fubuki

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This stream's full of shit. Literally.
 

John Vtuber👁️

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Horrifying news!

2012 was 13 years ago!

Be sure to tell your local chuuba, so they have a premature mid-life crisis!
 

John Vtuber👁️

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Breaking news, a new cat has been attracted to Kirsche in the bunker, she is slowly becoming the crazy cat lady (Cheeseball and Gravy most affected)

EDIT: Two cats, apparently!

EDIT 2: She is denying that the two cats are now hers, instead saying that they belong to the bunker. Jamie, pull up the timelapse of Cheeseball and Gravy, and her saying the same thing-

EDIT 3: "It's not my cat, it's just easier to refer to it instead of bunker cat" -Kirsche, 2025 (copium)
 
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Azehara

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!!Foot Dox Confirmed!!
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She spent like 6 months denying the fucking cats were hers.
 

John Vtuber👁️

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KIRSCHE IS PARTNERING WITH FISHTANK AS A COMMENTATOR, THIS IS NOT A DRILL

SEASON 4 BABY
 

SomeRando

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KIRSCHE IS PARTNERING WITH FISHTANK AS A COMMENTATOR, THIS IS NOT A DRILL

SEASON 4 BABY

How does Sam keep getting away with it?!!!

Also Kirsche got a sponsor deal with Starforge PCs which is very cool
 

RestlessRain

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KIRSCHE IS PARTNERING WITH FISHTANK AS A COMMENTATOR, THIS IS NOT A DRILL

SEASON 4 BABY
How does Sam keep getting away with it?!!!

Also Kirsche got a sponsor deal with Starforge PCs which is very cool
The online right should reward people the left tries to cancel with sponsorships like this, very based.
 

Planetary Bombardment

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But Bint told me all of Kirsche's opportunities for collaborations and sponsors had gone away!!!1one
 

Clown Penis

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But Bint told me all of Kirsche's opportunities for collaborations and sponsors had gone away!!!1one
[Bint cries softly, alone, into his pagpag as he hits "Post" between bites.]
 

Brosnan Pierce Brosnan

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DTrp

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holy shit isreal


E:
she knows she's going to be fucked with by all parties involved, right?
 

John Vtuber👁️

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E:
she knows she's going to be fucked with by all parties involved, right?

Yes!

She said she wants to be the tactical roomba going around the house with herself on it.

(Of course that's not what's actually going to happen, it's incredibly more likely that she's just going to commentate via livestream, but if Sam can be convinced of it, that's content, baby!)
 

Superduper Samurai

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But Bint told me all of Kirsche's opportunities for collaborations and sponsors had gone away!!!1one
Im not even going to bother posting the tweet (ive already archived it) but the peanut gallery has already deemed it "a total incestous PR bluff btw" that "basicaly means nothing" because asmongold owns it

You know
Even though she was never in his radar beyond clips before this blowup
And she is going to recieve even more support and free branding

Its currently 3:40 pm in the Philipines as of this post btw
 
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