"Back in high school I used to keep a diary about how I hate the world except it was written in morse code."
"I didn't know it was so fun to hurt people; You have no idea... you have no idea how much pent up rage I have"
"Does your mouth ever get lonely? Like you just need to have something in your mouth?"
"Are you gonna fap to my voice?"
"Out of all the things that filter people, if it's not my voice that filters you, if it's not my personality that filters you, if it's my regurgitation that filters you? That makes me happy."
"Are there Ditto gangbang fanfictions?"
"I found Jesus too; I found Jesus at the church, and I'm still sad."
"I'm not gonna go to a bar and go like 'Hey guys! I'm a blue bear on the internet!' lol"
"That's OK! I'd love having someone watch me pee huhHUHUHUHAh!"
"I used to intentionally speak lower because I felt the need to, and also, I was tryna imitate... one of my favorite cartoon characters... 'I wish I could be as powerful and threatening as her', I'm not gonna tell you, it's too cringe."
"I thought foreskin worked like an earbud tip for literally years
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"Are you supposed to engage your butt muscles when climbing stairs???"
"The bed is for sleeping... and possibly other things"
And then there's the "10 inches is a good size" incident..