"Whenever I see kaigainiki comments in chat and on twitter, and they type 'Onion' I immediately notice -'Ah, they must be talking about me'- "Minato Aqua
I am going to do an end-of-year stream on the 30th of December. If anyone would like to make a nice thumbnail for it, DM me. I can pay in a free title, advertisement, or filthy lucre - I can actually do this now as PayPal has finally recognized my business account.
It's on free Neocities because I didn't have $5 on hand, so uh, here's hoping it doesn't get DDoSed by super light traffic.
Well, I'm done making it, all that's left is to fill shit in when it gets posted, make changes you guys suggest (if I can) and make more fake ads nobody is going to see because they get caught by adblock. Add more short news articles about dumb shit that happened, I dunno. Oh, and reset the visitor counter because that's all me.
Here's one I decided against putting in.
Anyways, don't look at the actual code, or else I'm going to kill myself. Was pretty fun to make because I hadn't touched this shit in over five years, and basically had to re-learn everything from scratch. Tested it on Chrome and Firefox, still need to try it on gamer Opera, but I'm putting off installing that AIDS for as long as possible. The hardest part was probably hand-making the Pippa & Shippa logo because there's no vector of it out there anywhere.
Oh yeah, and the autoplay rules on modern browsers are kinda retarded, so expect Pippa The Ripper jumpscares at random moments.
That is some vintage ass internet glory holy shit.
Side note but changing or refreshing pages seems to +1 the visitor counter. So if you're close to a funny number make sure you abuse that then screen shot it for a funny haha!
1488 is already gone though.
It's on free Neocities because I didn't have $5 on hand, so uh, here's hoping it doesn't get DDoSed by super light traffic.
Well, I'm done making it, all that's left is to fill shit in when it gets posted, make changes you guys suggest (if I can) and make more fake ads nobody is going to see because they get caught by adblock. Add more short news articles about dumb shit that happened, I dunno. Oh, and reset the visitor counter because that's all me.
Anyways, don't look at the actual code, or else I'm going to kill myself. Was pretty fun to make because I hadn't touched this shit in over five years, and basically had to re-learn everything from scratch. Tested it on Chrome and Firefox, still need to try it on gamer Opera, but I'm putting off installing that AIDS for as long as possible. The hardest part was probably hand-making the Pippa & Shippa logo because there's no vector of it out there anywhere.
Oh yeah, and the autoplay rules on modern browsers are kinda retarded, so expect Pippa The Ripper jumpscares at random moments.
All I can really suggest is when you add the actual letters, use a different font. The current one's legitimately difficult to read as it is, and it'll be even worse zoomed out on her stream.
All I can really suggest is when you add the actual letters, use a different font. The current one's legitimately difficult to read as it is, and it'll be even worse zoomed out on her stream.
The site outdid all of my expectations, holy shit. Amazing work! Although I can't say I cosign the bit about the armpit stream, I understand the joke but it's sure to still embolden the unironic autistic speds in chat if she reads that out.
If it gets featured on stream, there's certain to be large amounts of traffic immediately following in a short timespan, so that probably needs to get sorted or else I assume it might go down live while she's trying to browse it and thus ruin the moment. Maybe @The Proctor can help? I don't know how this shit works, but he runs this forum so maybe he has some input. On a similar note, he + the jannies should also prepare for an influx of tourists to this forum, because this project site being so good is likely to inadvertently act as a very effective advertisement for us.
I'd like to give my contributions.
happy two years, rabbit! take care of yourself, and hopefully someday you'll be able to re-accept the fact that you literally are ESL according to your own lore.
"is in The Birth of a Nation!"
If the site leaks out of here before it's all done and she ends up seeing it all before the date, I'm going to kill someone.
So if y'all really want a small comic to go along with the pic, I do have something in mind. Should I post it here, or send it to someone in particular?
If it gets featured on stream, there's certain to be large amounts of traffic immediately following in a short timespan, so that probably needs to get sorted or else I assume it might go down live while she's trying to browse it and thus ruin the moment. Maybe @The Proctor can help? I don't know how this shit works, but he runs this forum so maybe he has some input. On a similar note, he + the jannies should also prepare for an influx of tourists to this forum, because this project site being so good is likely to inadvertently act as a very effective advertisement for us.
Well, Neocities promised me "Your site won't implode immediately if you cap out the bandwith, we'll keep it up for a while, we're flexible" in the signup thing.
It's also 200 gigs of bandwith, and the entire site is less than 10 megabytes. I have no clue how it works, but I think it should be survive.
So I've wanted to contribute my own art for this anniversary but I'm woefully inept at basically all forms of art. That got me thinkin, I got two things, lots of 5.56 and a garage. My question to you all is would it be considered a threat or too autistic if I spelled out "Happy Anniversary Pippa!" in ammo?
So I've wanted to contribute my own art for this anniversary but I'm woefully inept at basically all forms of art. That got me thinkin, I got two things, lots of 5.56 and a garage. My question to you all is would it be considered a threat or too autistic if I spelled out "Happy Anniversary Pippa!" in ammo?
Edit: Here are the twitters to the artists I've found so far. Still need to go through archivebros folder. Other than that if they're uncredited I found it on /pcg/
Edit2: I've gone through archive bros mega and added additional credits.
Well, Neocities promised me "Your site won't implode immediately if you cap out the bandwith, we'll keep it up for a while, we're flexible" in the signup thing.
It's also 200 gigs of bandwith, and the entire site is less than 10 megabytes. I have no clue how it works, but I think it should be survive.
Replying to myself, but a foolproof idea that won't cost me my precious $5 came to me in a dream.
I'll just make a second Neocities account with a random URL, copy-paste the website onto it, and not share the URL with anyone except the janny, and say it's a backup in case the first one explodes.
My suggestions: first, more music tracks besides Pippa the Ripper. Would give more nostalgia to include other covers she's done, particularly duet covers like with Tenma and Lisa and so forth. Second, add links to Pippa's twitter, youtube and Twitch, and Phase Connect's Twitter and site.
It's on free Neocities because I didn't have $5 on hand, so uh, here's hoping it doesn't get DDoSed by super light traffic.
Well, I'm done making it, all that's left is to fill shit in when it gets posted, make changes you guys suggest (if I can) and make more fake ads nobody is going to see because they get caught by adblock. Add more short news articles about dumb shit that happened, I dunno. Oh, and reset the visitor counter because that's all me.
Anyways, don't look at the actual code, or else I'm going to kill myself. Was pretty fun to make because I hadn't touched this shit in over five years, and basically had to re-learn everything from scratch. Tested it on Chrome and Firefox, still need to try it on gamer Opera, but I'm putting off installing that AIDS for as long as possible. The hardest part was probably hand-making the Pippa & Shippa logo because there's no vector of it out there anywhere.
Oh yeah, and the autoplay rules on modern browsers are kinda retarded, so expect Pippa The Ripper jumpscares at random moments.
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