TVA Awards 2024

[Zyklon Mag]

I'm not showing my email and I'm too lazy to make another burner right now.

Spoiler: The Good

Best Corpo: Hololive
Best Indie: Grimmi
2 View Spotlight: Tetel
Best Reincarnation: Gigi Murin
Best Newcomer: Ayase Yuu
Best Hololive Original Song: Bibbidiba - Suisei
Best Hololive Cover Song: Strings by Octavio
Best Corpo Original Song: Apostasty by Runie Ruse
Best Corpo Cover Song: Adebana Necromancy - Phase Origins
Best Indie Original Song: -skip-
Best Indie Cover: -skip-
Best New Character Design: Ayase Yuu
Best New Outfit: Slut Goth Pirate Gavis Bettel

Spoiler: The Bad

Most Notable Graduation: Dokibird
Biggest Niji L: Its Existence Elira Blackscreen Stream
Biggest Mikeneko L: Her allergy to therapy Getting exposed for abusing her husband and alogging him on 5chan
Instant Karma: Gumpai being a femboy to Kusa over plushies
Girl Fail of the Year: Hexa
Disappointment of the Year: Filian and her copyright issues

Spoiler: The Absolutely Mad

Asylum Historical Event: Proctor manning up and banning Hexa
Rrat of the Year: GURRAT
WTF Moment of the Year: Phase Connect getting doxxed only to become the strongest
Family Member of the Year: Twobert
Hag of the Year: Marine
Inmate of the Year: Empty_Inbox
Best Event: WrestleTuber2024

 

[thhrang]

Seeing @thhrang rush to guntguard and post his premediated copepost defending Pippa for the rant she did because of him was such a shitshow.

 

[Unseiso Dragon]

Spoiler: The good

Best Corpo: As much as I want to say Phase, it's still Holo overall
Best Indie: I feel obligated to say Kirsche
2 View Spotlight: N/A
Best Reincarnation: Dokibird (Selen Tatsuki) hands down
Best Newcomer: Kannagi Loki; disregarding the boing buff (or debuff depending on the viewer) her content is still pretty good.
Best Hololive Original Song: N/A
Best Hololive Cover Song: N/A
Best Corpo Original Song: Break Into My Heart - Jelly Hoshiumi, very comfy listening
Best Corpo Cover Song: this

Best Indie Original Song: N/A
Best Indie Cover: N/A
Best New Character Design: Ayase Yuu, normally I'm not into tattoos but her design is pretty tasteful
Best New Outfit: Nasa Redesign, personally I prefer the horns being like they are currently rather than the previous version. Her facial expressions have also improved dramatically

Spoiler: The bad

Most Notable Graduation/Return to Indie: Amelia Watson (DOOBY3D), Selen't termination was a shitshow but Ame being the first to graduate under the "affiliate" status was more intriguing
Niji’s Biggest L of the Year: Multiple leaks outing Aster as a sexpest and manipulator are released and Niji seemingly going after the leakers rather than/along with the perpetrator, at this point of the year, WTF were they thinking in letting things drag out? They should've just took Aster out back the moment the leaks were spread
Mikeneko Moment of the Year: Mikeneko tries to relive the old days by playing Holocure, just sad
Instant Karma: Menhera supreme, Gumpai starts a needless spat with plushie creator Kusa, the entire vtuber fanbase turns against her and she gets kicked off of uwumarket, in terms of instant karma I think this one had the repercussions were the most swift and savage
Girl Fail of the Year: Hexa acquiring a Sonichu medallion, deleting all her vtuber files, nuking her own chance at a corpo job, and ruining her reputation on TVA, the Sonichu lore should be compulsory for any content creator at this point
Disappointment of the Year: Filian announcing a nendoroid without owning the copyrights to her Vtuber model causing her to have to stop selling all merch, call me stupid but it was a bit disappointing to see she was actually THAT retarded

Spoiler: The absolutely mad

Asylum Historical Event: Jambalaya/God’s Strongest Dragoon wins the Phase clipping contest, congrats my dude
Mystery/Rrat of the Year: Dizzy is Sakana’s wife, only because it's the funniest
What the Fuck Moment of the Year: Gator being the catalyst to Ethan Ralph going on some retarded campaign against vtubers and the resulting fail doxes and threads on KF, even considering how user quality was going down the toilet over the years, the motherland siding with the gunt screaming for holy jihad against vtubers was both funny and sad and was one of the factors for me jumping here
Family Member of the Year: Papakin, I'd actually want to hang out with him
Hag of the Year: Other, though she may not actually be 30+, Shiina is still the best hag with the best hag mindset
Inmate of the Year: You’re all equally retarded
Best Event/Collab of the Year: Other, Tenma's bunny girl stream caught me off guard and was insanely funny

 

[VSoyBoy]

The 20+ pages of cope essays that this event generated legitimately could have been an entry for funniest TVA moment of the year.

 

[roktofferson]

• A murder and multiple break ins are recorded on vtuber stream

what the fuck did i miss?

 

[Empty_Inbox]

Spoiler: The Good

Best Corpo:
Phase Connect - I just cannot vote for Hololive in the year we lost so many talents. Phase keeps getting wins.

Best Indie:
Other - Sawa Grape. Her Katawa Shoujo and Higurashi VODs were there for me, easiest vote in the entire Awards list.

2 View Spotlight:
N/A

Best Reincarnation:
Gigi Murin (Biscotti/Hampwn) - not really interested in her solo streams, but her collabs are great

Best Newcomer:
N/A

Best Hololive Original Song:
Bibbidiba – Hoshimachi Suisei. Sora was the second place for me, but Star Star Start is just not enough to beat Sui-chan

Best Hololive Cover Song:
N/A

Best Corpo Original Song:
Paradise – Kokuyou Lira

Best Corpo Cover Song:
N/A

Best Indie Original Song:
Mark of Pride – Freya Kumamori. Purely on Hollow Knight connection, I would've given a vote for Synthvia Sisters if not for that.

Best Indie Cover:
N/A

Best New Character Design:
Squirmimi - very unusual, auto win

Best New Outfit:
Roman Mozumi Pichi - instantly eye catching and recognizable

Spoiler: The Bad

Most Notable Graduation/Return to Indie:
Selen Tatsuki (Dokibird)

Niji’s Biggest L of the Year:
Elira’s Blackscreen Stream

Mikeneko Moment of the Year:
Getting exposed for abusing her husband and alogging him on 5chan. Getting into Wactor is really bad, but she is not alone in that one.

Instant Karma:
Gumpai vs Kusa

Girl Fail of the Year:
Hexa takes the crown here

Disappointment of the Year:
Hololive bends the knee to China and returns to Billibilli

Spoiler: The Absolutely Mad

Asylum Historical Event:
Proctor receives the cum tablet. This one has some juicy lore to it! Jambalaya would have won otherwise.

Mystery/Rrat of the Year:
The GURRAT: Elira is NjiEN’s management. This one was so big it's not even close. Grimmi's situation is still very interesting though.

What the Fuck Moment of the Year:
A murder and multiple break ins are recorded on vtuber streams. Nothing like a murder happening in the neighbor's appartment or a schizo with a sledgehammer trying to break your door mid-stream to remind you of the great and wonderful offline world!

Family Member of the Year:
Bettel’s twin Twobert - I feel like he has more consistent presence in his brother's stream

Hag of the Year:
Houshou Marine, my favourite singer among them

Inmate of the Year:
Willemshaven, his Holo clips and especially effortpost compilations were great!

Best Event/Collab of the Year:
Holo GTA, what an event

To all wondering about a murder and break ins, here are some links:

• Murder caught on stream [post] of Callie Calico @CallieCalicoTV
• Break-in attempt with a sledgehammer [post] camila @cumilq
• Someone tried to break into Ruby Runeheart's appartement mid stream [post] @rubyruneheart

 

[agility_]

The correct answer for "Hag of the year" is all of them. Every single one. Love hags, love them old and saggy and wise.

Why isn't there a Pierce Brosnan Prize for vtubers who have strove to become heftier?

 

[Brosnan Pierce Brosnan]

Why isn't there a Pierce Brosnan Prize for vtubers who have strove to become heftier?

It's a damn shame, a horrific oversight

 

[God's Strongest Dragoon]

Your penance is not yet complete.

Instant Karma: Menhera supreme, Gumpai starts a needless spat with plushie creator Kusa, the entire vtuber fanbase turns against her and she gets kicked off of uwumarket, in terms of instant karma I think this one had the repercussions were the most swift and savage

Yeah, the others like the Froot one at least had some retards defending Froot and people were clearly going behind the scenes presurring people to stop criticizing Froot (Kson deleting her tweet and Asmongold's editor deleting his clip). A lot of retards didn't even read the doc Froot put out too because it was 90 pages and it was REALLY poorly structured. Gumpai got immediately blasted by everyone with zero hesitation while Kusa had everyone in the community defending and recommending her.

 

[Johnny Jambalaya]

By the way, make sure you all vote in the TVA Awards. I'm plugging this here because a quarter of you retards never leave the thread.
You can vote for Pippa in applicable categories too.

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[God's Strongest Dragoon]

By the way, make sure you all vote in the TVA Awards. I'm plugging this here because a quarter of you retards never leave the thread.
You can vote for Pippa in applicable categories too.

TVA Awards 2024

TVA Awards 2024 Ladies and gentlemen! Homelanders and 2 views! The time has come for the 3rd annual TVA Awards! Last year I predicted that our culture would gradually change as we are slowly overrun by newcomers wondering why we talk so much about a no name company like Phase Connect while...

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Am I going to have to unleash my legion of google accounts to counter rig and make every winner be "Good Pedophile Rant - Pippa Pipkin" or "Thhrang is a huge femboy"?

 

[Aquatic Novellite]

Votes in the doc, but some notable ones:

Spoiler

Best Indie:
Best talents that make it on their own without the support of a corporation.

• Amiya Aranha
• Clio Aite
• Mozumi Pichi
• Grimmi
• Filian
• Neurosama
• Other

Actually pretty hard. Neuro and Filian both put in a shitton of effort which is genuinely admirable. Amiya is also up there. But my vote still went to Clio, since she also does this, just in a less noticeable fashion unless you already watch her, and her content wins me over.

2 View Spotlight:
Favorite vtubers under 100ccv.

• Capo Miyo
• Jorunna
• Ljot Swanhild
• CharlottexBear
• Tetel
• Other

I mean, one of them is a dinosaur autist, and the others are not. Sorry, Jorunna.

Best New Character Design:
Which new vtuber design tickled your fancy?

• Squirmimi
• Kannagi Loki
• Raora Panthera
• Gigi Murin
• Twisty Amanozako
• Elizabeth Rose Bloodflame
• Cecilia Immergreen
• Other

I expect a Squirmimi landslide. Or would, if enough people were aware of her. To say that she made a splash would be an understatement.

Most Notable Graduation/Return to Indie:
The saddest and most shocking of honorable (and dishonorable) discharges. Fauna and Chloe will not be graduating until 2025 so they will be part of next year’s awards instead.

• Selen Tatsuki (Dokibird)
• Pomu Rainpuff (Maid Mint)
• Minato Aqua (Yuki Sakuna)
• Amelia Watson (DOOBY3D)
• Yozora Mel (Rica)
• A-chan
• Other

This one's really hard. Selen, Pomu, Aqua, Amelia and A-chan were all huge. Selen had the most visibly dramatic consequences, although I'm deeply suspicious that A-chan's were similar, just behind closed doors. But in terms of sheer size, Aqua dwarfs everything. By a literal order of magnitude.

Mystery/Rrat of the Year:
Rumors, theories, and the mysteries that breed them. Adherence to reality may vary.

• The GURRAT: Elira’s has been functioning as NjiEN’s management and giving her clique preferential treatment
• Why was Mel terminated, is Kotoka at fault?
• Aqua graduating due to pregnancy/marriage
• Grimmi got a job with either Funimation, Nijisanji, or Hololive but got scared back out of graduation at the last minute
• Dizzy is Sakana’s wife
• Twisty is a /vt/ spy who has been leaking Niji info to drama tubers, also she’s black
• Who scammed who, Eilene or the Chinese businessman?
• Other

Lots of fun ones, but the GURRAT is the platonic ideal of the perfect rrat.

Best Event/Collab of the Year:
What was your favorite moment of 2024?

• Enreco
• Tenma Fever and the Trial of Eimi Isami
• Holo GTA
• Wrestletuber 2024
• Aqua’s graduation live
• Pixel Link VSMP
• Holo 5th Fes
• Other

The last, and another pretty hard one. Aqua with the biggest graduation in history is up there, but to me, Wrestletuber 2024 edges it out. Nina being Nina. Bettel being Bettel. Surprise Pomu leaving sisters in shambles. This is what perfection looks like.

 

[God's Strongest Dragoon]

@ChilChakSack How long is the voting open?

 

[ChilChakSack]

I have added the thread to the sitewide banner.

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The part in bold is contradicted two sentences later by the mention of VShojo, a Western company that predates Phase Connect.

Sorry, my bias is showing. I meant "founding corpo on Youtube" since I consider the Twitch and Youtube vtubers to serve two different audiences. Now that I think about it are there any other major corpos on Twitch besides VShojo? I know Mythos and Socks are there but those are still really small as far as I'm aware.

Thanks Chilsack. Are the results going to be listed/revealed in Ranked order? Hag of the year is super contested so I doubt a Holo will win it but would be fun to see the votes. Same with event of year.

We ranked them last year so we should be able to do so for this year too.

Did you just google "Hololive Covers" and these are what came up? Shiori can't sing at all and Raora barely can. That Fubuki cover isn't even one of her best from this year. Towa and Mio had a cover together that was better than both the individual ones listed.

Spoiler: Minor list of more noteworthy covers.

I know none of you tourists picking this shit actually watch hololive, but c'mon.

I think Scoots is the only one working on the awards that actually listens to vtuber music so we just filled the music categories with what people put in the surveys and whatever else we could think of. Anyway that's why we added the "other" category.

Pippa flexes her cryptid powers by commanding the DUENDE on stream! (RIP Pragg Snarbo) what was this event?

What the fuck happened with Pippa while I was busy?????

Don't really have a quick link on the raptor thing just check out your alt account on twitter Rie

@ChilChakSack How long is the voting open?

We were thinking two weeks like last time but we haven't officially decided yet. Have fun with your alts!

 

[superduper]

Don't really have a quick link on the raptor thing just check out your alt account on twitter Rie

I saw and forgot about the first one, BUT THE SECOND ONE, HOLY SHIT!!! Imagine getting found out like that LMFAO!

 

[I Wanna Die]

and never forget that according to phasefags Holo RMs were the ones supposed to do the politisperging

No Hololive members ever come close to the level of politisperging Clara showed, I don't even recall a Vshojo sperging that hard.

Uki Violeta's constant sperging over white people simply existing is the only corpo I can think of that comes close.

 

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[Superduper Samurai]

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I had a hard time between deciding for this or the concert cancellations

Ultimately i think the concert and con shenanagins were funnier, they were one of many payoffs to the black screen event and the JPs actually got assmad for once

 

[Azehara]

Your penance is not yet complete.

Yeah, the others like the Froot one at least had some retards defending Froot and people were clearly going behind the scenes presurring people to stop criticizing Froot (Kson deleting her tweet and Asmongold's editor deleting his clip). A lot of retards didn't even read the doc Froot put out too because it was 90 pages and it was REALLY poorly structured. Gumpai got immediately blasted by everyone with zero hesitation while Kusa had everyone in the community defending and recommending her.

The Froot thing was hilarious to watch and pretty fucking stupid but I feel like there wasnt much karma. I believe the stupid tweet is still up and no real damage was done to Froot because the people bitching at her were not her viewers anyways. Gumpai got fucked hard. CCV tanked hard.


I was going to write-in "Breaking Dimensions" as best Holo Original because im a sucker for those big group songs.

 

[Koronesuki]

Spoiler: The Good

Best Corpo:
Hololive

Best Indie:
Amiya Aranha

2 View Spotlight:
Tetel

Best Reincarnation:
Gigi Murin

Best Newcomer:
Koganei Niko

Best Hololive Original Song:
"Neko Kaburi-Na" by Nekomata Okayu

Best Hololive Cover Song:
"World Is Mine" by Himemori Luna

Best Corpo Original Song:
I don't listen to these.

Best Corpo Cover Song:
"Treat Your Mother Right" by Tenma Maemi

Best Indie Original Song:
"Dreaming of Me" by Amiya Aranha

Best Indie Cover Song:
"The Real Folk Blues" by Amiya Aranha

Best New Character Design:
Raora Panthera

Best New Outfit:
Viking Korone

Spoiler: The Bad

Most Notable Graduation:
Minato Aqua

Niji’s Biggest L of the Year:
Elira's Blackscreen Stream

Mikeneko Moment of the Year:
Mikeneko tries to relive the old days by playing Holocure
(If Kay Yu hadn't been too much of a coward to put Rushia in the game, we might have had some real kino.)

Instant Karma:
Nolan goes on a tirade after Proctor's collab with Armcha1r which earns him a special stream and a potential KF thread

Girl Fail of the Year:
Momosuzu Nene ODs on gummies and almost dies

Disappointment of the Year:
Hololive bends the knee to China and returns to Bilibili

Spoiler: The Absolutely Mad

Asylum Historical Event:
TVA gets raided by two Froot schizos, MakotoLitch and Rainblackrose

Mystery/Rrat of the Year:
Why was Mel terminated, is Kotoka at fault?
(We know absolutely nothing, and we probably never will know.)

WTF Moment of the Year:
A murder and multiple break-ins are recorded on vtuber streams

Family Member of the Year:
Pekomama

Hag of the Year:
Inugami Korone

Inmate of the Year:
Empty_Inbox

Best Event/Collab of the Year:
Aqua's graduation live
(It was everything that a vtuber graduation should be.)