The Nolan Crush Memorial Post Dump and Lolcow Thread

[Topo Chico]

Nolan is not mad about his infinite bans:


One of the few times he’s bitched about being banned on discord servers (in the past 6-9 months) on Twitter. Also the Carlin posting he did in discord about the same ban.

 

[CalciumAnimal]

Nolan is not mad about his infinite bans:


One of the few times he’s bitched about being banned on discord servers (in the past 6-9 months) on Twitter. Also the Carlin posting he did in discord about the same ban.

I am the bane of my superchats
Autistic is my body and Autistic is my blood
I have created over a thousand Bans
Unknown to Indie,
Nor known to Chink.
Have withstood Discord to create many arguments
But yet, those eyes will never watch anything
So as I pray, Unlimited LMAO Works.

 

[Twin Adder]

Now that he's tweeted about how awful Vtuber discords are for mass banning him, how long before he tweets how great the chink discord servers are? Heck, watch him slide into this Dull retard's DMs and preach about the greatness of China

 

[100% not Hakka]

at @Punished Anime Discusser's groomcord request:

 

[RestlessRain]

at @Punished Anime Discusser's groomcord request:

This is the combo he uses to do a chokeslam on his sister.

 

[46gumi]

at @Punished Anime Discusser's groomcord request:

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Hey Sis,



YOU WANNA LEARN A FUCKING INFINITE?

 

[CalciumAnimal]

Hey Sis,



YOU WANNA LEARN A FUCKING INFINITE?

she was a fan of MVC3 so that makes it ok.

 

[Latte'Ninba]

Hey Sis,



YOU WANNA LEARN A FUCKING INFINITE?

The fact this is age restricted kind of morbidly makes this joke funnier to me since it implies the resulting ass whooping was so awful it needs censored.

 

[Topo Chico]

Nolan mad frfr, btw it’s also a conspiracy.
Don’t worry he stays bricked up no cap


If you ever want to giggle just look at his likes. He’s so fucking horny, he may pull a Chrischan in the future

 

[CalciumAnimal]

Nolan mad frfr, btw it’s also a conspiracy.
Don’t worry he stays bricked up no cap


If you ever want to giggle just look at his likes. He’s so fucking horny, he may pull a Chrischan in the future

in the future? hes gonna start posting his webcomic any day now.

Look though his posts on here and the responses I and many others have already said hes chrischan for a new generations and then he got mad because that must mean were calling him a pedophile. Yes nolan clearly that is what we meant and not the many other similarities you share not weird at all you lazer focus on that one specifically.

 

[Superduper Samurai]

Look though his posts on here and the responses I and many others have already said hes chrischan for a new generations and then he got mad because that must mean were calling him a pedophile. Yes nolan clearly that is what we meant and not the many other similarities you share not weird at all you lazer focus on that one specifically

Is did Chris have a pedophile arc i wasnt aware of??

I know he fucked his aging mother and im not much of a christorian but i dont recall a pedo arc

 

[Poyoyo & Jill]

Nolan mad frfr, btw it’s also a conspiracy.
Don’t worry he stays bricked up no cap


If you ever want to giggle just look at his likes. He’s so fucking horny, he may pull a Chrischan in the future

Discords for EN vtubers are Super Gay because they have a massive blacklist they all share.
But Nolan and this guy dont deserve to fucking die.

 

[Negzana]

Is did Chris have a pedophile arc i wasnt aware of??

I know he fucked his aging mother and im not much of a christorian but i dont recall a pedo arc

Coincidentally enough was relistening to Genosamuel's series and while there's nothing overtly suggesting he's a pedophile, he did have a scene in sonichu where he called age laws for pornography "stupid" which is a red flag. He also had esex with a troll known as "Julie" who was actually 13 year old boy catfishing Chris. However Chris thought he was doing this with an adult woman.

 

[CalciumAnimal]

Is did Chris have a pedophile arc i wasnt aware of??

I know he fucked his aging mother and im not much of a christorian but i dont recall a pedo arc

I have honestly no clue Maybe it was the implication of being called a rapist instead ill fully admit I didn't check. Because i'm a lazy fuck and my memory is long gone.

20 pages deep in the memorial post thread where i'm sure was where i made the comment can't find it will keep looking the whole thread is a real interesting reread.

Edit: Found it

as much me might laugh at "Abelist slurs" you were still 100% being nolan have you consider you know maybe taken the years of advice both here and on the farms that you need to stop being nolan.

repeating this for the umpteenth time as if you would listen for once.


you are like inches away from being another Chrischan.

If you want people to listen to you. Maybe don’t compare them to a rapist.

Then take a look at where you are and realize how close you are to it you actions literally lead to death.

Fucking change or you WILL wish to be in "christina's" cringe ass shoes.

Hell using my last message as an example you literally assumed i was calling you a rapist because fat and slow happens to be one when the more obvious connection is how both of you have no ability to self regulate.

Page 26 of the memorial Thread there are a bunch of interesting responses not just my own recommend searching it out. Also worth it to note he "informative" the last one instead of MATI no clue if he changed it later but that seems odd coming from someone who rages at any negativity.

 

[thhrang]

So, apparently, I don't check my Twitter DMs enough.


These are the posts he takes issue with:

LMFAOOOOOOO

 

[CalciumAnimal]

So, apparently, I don't check my Twitter DMs enough.
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These are the posts he takes issue with:

i mean he clearly spells it out "i just wanted to say that to someones face" not "i wanted to make a fair judgment of your character that is not hypocritical at all"

 

[Aquatic Novellite]

in the future? hes gonna start posting his webcomic any day now.

Look though his posts on here and the responses I and many others have already said hes chrischan for a new generations and then he got mad because that must mean were calling him a pedophile. Yes nolan clearly that is what we meant and not the many other similarities you share not weird at all you lazer focus on that one specifically.

I mean, we also mean that. Nolan's uoh posting is a thing that exists, after all.

 

[Zyklon Mag]

Nolan spotted in Axel's birthday karaoke stream on the 1st. Context: Every time someone supa'd him, he'd spin a wheel of shit he had to do (use his Xbox 360 mic for the next song, drink a shot of soju, etc). One of the options was 'drink water', but he didn't bring enough water and figured he'd take his 75th thing of Jack.

 

[Topo Chico]

Is Nolan doxmaxxxxxxxxxing here?

I thought dawxing was the most evilist thing a person could do!

Imagine liking men and women and still getting no action…

 

[Seth]

Is Nolan doxmaxxxxxxxxxing here?

I thought dawxing was the most evilist thing a person could do!

It would be such a shame to make a sock and touch the juicy poop like our dear faggotleader likes to do and call him by his real name.