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The Nolan Crush Memorial Post Dump and Lolcow Thread
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Telling Nolan "do whatever you want" is the last mistake anyone ever makes.
The first is not firing on sight.
Having caught up, many thanks for some good laughs holy shit. I mean it's mostly just his usual antics but.. I guess it's like a rerun of a good show or your favorite movie. Just doesn't get old for some reason. It also never ceases to amuse me how adamant he gets about arguing over some of this stuff.
Nolan attempting to join yet another discord, already known to mod teams:
"You are without a doubt the worst and most bannable Discord user I have ever heard of."
"Ah, but you have heard of me!LMAOOOOOOO! also fuck you for calling me bannable, I didn't even do anything"
*gets banned* WHY?!
Gee I wonder.
It's almost like trying to argue semantics and technicalities (That you're mostly making up along the way to defend yourself) doesn't actually amount to shit to the people who decide what the rules mean regardless of your feelings or definitions.
Nolan attempting to join yet another discord, already known to mod teams:
"You are without a doubt the worst and most bannable Discord user I have ever heard of."
"Ah, but you have heard of me!LMAOOOOOOO! also fuck you for calling me bannable, I didn't even do anything"
*gets banned* WHY?!
Gee I wonder.
It's almost like trying to argue semantics and technicalities (That you're mostly making up along the way to defend yourself) doesn't actually amount to shit to the people who decide what the rules mean regardless of your feelings or definitions.
Nolan is starting to feel sad whenever he starts live posting alone, not thinking that just maybe its early morning in China when he livepost.
He also started translating his posts to chinese in the mumei discord because someone asked him to post in chinese since its a chinese server.
He also got bonked in the suisei discord for trying to talk about the recent dramas involving her. Hes being a good boy though.
Edit : holy fuck, he is sharing almost 40 servers with a fellow chink, which means he's in almost every chink discord for hololive. I saw this when someone recognized him in the haachama discord
He also started translating his posts to chinese in the mumei discord because someone asked him to post in chinese since its a chinese server.
He also got bonked in the suisei discord for trying to talk about the recent dramas involving her. Hes being a good boy though.
Edit : holy fuck, he is sharing almost 40 servers with a fellow chink, which means he's in almost every chink discord for hololive. I saw this when someone recognized him in the haachama discord
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this fucker is actually entering his fucking wumao arc
the retarded horsefucker also doesnt know that timezones do in fact exist
oh that was chuckleworthy
This nigga is really copy + pasting the same response in every server to the point where he's even copy + pasting "come back" to a different Chinese person in each server. Holy shit that killed me.
Oh yeah, im not posting it because we all know he does it, but for the halloween events he litterally copy pasted everything in every girl's fan discord involved in the events. Which is 5+ discord. I guess i'll give him a point for being able to do all that copy pasting while keeping track of the streams he's watching. Autistic people really are talentedThis nigga is really copy + pasting the same response in every server to the point where he's even copy + pasting "come back" to a different Chinese person in each server. Holy shit that killed me.
It's honestly really something to see in action. Kind of impressive. Not a good impressive mind you but some kind of it. I'm not sure why but the fact two people decided to just give him a Kronii wink emote in response gave me an extra giggle.This nigga is really copy + pasting the same response in every server to the point where he's even copy + pasting "come back" to a different Chinese person in each server. Holy shit that killed me.
I also like how he just assumed a fancord would immediately deep dive into septic at the first sign of a drama. As if actual Suisei fans were going to shit themselves over "an issue" with no evidence that's a nothing burger either way. And that's ignoring that the whole thing was about a woman who literally tells her audience not to have delusional feelings about her. She's blatantly said she doesn't even want that type of fan. Anyone who would have issues about her being in a relationship is a retard.
Well that's technically true about anyone who would get asshurt over any talent/streamer being in one except HARD GFE sellers I guess but still lol
Suppose if you really need attention that badly though you'll just latch on to whatever you can grab because I don't believe for a second he actually gives a shit about Suisei. Actually that reminds me as a late reply I forgot to tag onto my last post:
HIS FIRST HACHAAMA STREAM?? Fuckin Casual. (derogatory)
>40 discord servers
One has to wonder what will happen to Nolan in 5 years if this criminal Discord addiction isn't addressed. My guess is eventually he picks the wrong server, and gets groomed into sucking dick for cock
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Negro please, he isn't keeping track of streams while doing this. He has often complained about people distracting him while he's watching a stream, then rantposted about that person distracting him, admitting he's now missed more of the stream because of his rantpost, and then blame that person for making him miss more of the stream for the rantpost.
Maybe he should just get a data entry/bookkeeping job that allows him to work remote so he can at least go through the motions of chatting to his adoring fans online during a stream while making money. He'd have a job, and wouldn't have to cure his obvious "livestream viewing while typing" addiction. That'd require effort though.
Nolan “everyone I don’t like is literally a Nazi” Crush.
This is a very minor aspect of the over all issue you just described, but does he not have multiple monitors?
He's evolving, a year from now he's gonna be transitioning and crying about dilating, then he's gonna get cancelled by his """"""""""friends"""""""""" on twitter for posting on kiwi (nolan is not smart or charismatic enough to gaslight them into forgetting about it, or make them accept he's """grown up""") just you wait.
Not everyone has multiple monitors dude.
Reminder that Nolan couldn't even keep a tard friendly dishwashing job at a senior home that his mother helped him get via nepotism because she also works there.
Nene you gotta wake up that show was canceled years ago you can't go on living like this Nolan died in that penis explosion accident it's not your fault i know you wish it was but living in the past is not healthy.
Silence you moron.
Look around you... the cameras are still rolling...
We are all still in the show, the show never ended, our lives ARE the show, WE ARE STILL IN THE ASYLUM WAKE THE FUCK UP YOU IDIOT.
Look around you... the cameras are still rolling...
We are all still in the show, the show never ended, our lives ARE the show, WE ARE STILL IN THE ASYLUM WAKE THE FUCK UP YOU IDIOT.
Y'know that's a good point/question: If he does end up doing something illegal, do you think he'll manage to not randomly bring it up on 20 discords randomly for no reason? "Guys it was a really rough day, I murdered my brother in his sleep because he got mad I was hand gobbling ice cream out of the carton again. And worse, I missed 20 minutes of some random collab with like 100k viewers! Hug?" Wonder if he uses his hand to scoop butter out of tubs or something too. Or peanut butter. Like is anything in some sort of container just fair game?
I would ask if you think he would understand how admitting to breaking the law and doing crime might be "bringing outside drama" into a discord and the cause of an immediate ban, but I rather doubt he would grasp it even still.
At time like this, my mind connecting random bullshit is misery. Because Misadventure immediately makes me think of The Misadventures of Tron Bonne and now all the fucking servbots are LMAAAOOOOOO'ing.
Jesus Christ. Can you imagine getting a spam telemarketer call and the voice of autism is on the other end to ask about your car insurance policy or some shit? Then for whatever reason this guy starts talking about virtual pony tubes or whatever and you think to yourself "I think I would have preferred the shitty advertisement."
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