"I, um... am really good at sitting in the passenger seat and eating food. But if we get some McDonald's fries, I can feed you while you drive like, 'Say aah~!' Before you can say 'I want one' I'll stuff 'em inside your mouth. Sure, the inside of the car may smell like fries but that's a small price to pay for happiness"Yuzuki Choco

The Nolan Crush Memorial Post Dump and Lolcow Thread

reinigen

Dang it
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I fucking lost it at

"Chinese servers has helped me fill a sense of belonging"

:Vesper-UNHINGED:
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I think some are catching on.
 

Aquatic Novellite

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I fucking lost it at

"Chinese servers has helped me fill a sense of belonging"

:Vesper-UNHINGED:
Google translated traditional mandarin arguing for more democracy in Beijing in three... two...
 

Awoogers

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Joined:  Jun 7, 2023
I fucking lost it at

"Chinese servers has helped me fill a sense of belonging"

:Vesper-UNHINGED:
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jesus fucking christ he is fucking pathetic
 

PemAloeKenzoku

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John Vtuber👁️

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let's say, hypothetically, Miori herself personally told Mr. Crush that his behavior was unacceptable, who would he ask to talk to instead? her boss? her mother?

at the end of the day, jannies have the final say in online communities. even if you disagree with the rules, you either follow them, or risk getting kicked, because chances are you're not personally friends with the person of interest or inner circle it's based around, if conversations about rule breaking are on the table

that, and the averse reactions to anything homeland related should help cement anyone with even a modicum of braincells to never, and I mean ever, bring it up in a public setting because of how eager these people are to trip over themselves in removing you because of it
 

reinigen

Dang it
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Joined:  Sep 16, 2022
WE BRIEFLY CONTINUE
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that, and the averse reactions to anything homeland related should help cement anyone with even a modicum of braincells to never, and I mean ever, bring it up in a public setting because of how eager these people are to trip over themselves in removing you because of it
Unless you're around CLOSE personal friends, or you're totally anonymous, the Farms operates under Fight Club rules IMO. But I don't expect Nolan to ever figure that out, he's never understood when to shut the fuck up.
 

NeneHATE

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Joined:  Sep 16, 2022
let's say, hypothetically, Miori herself personally told Mr. Crush that his behavior was unacceptable, who would he ask to talk to instead? her boss? her mother?

at the end of the day, jannies have the final say in online communities. even if you disagree with the rules, you either follow them, or risk getting kicked, because chances are you're not personally friends with the person of interest or inner circle it's based around, if conversations about rule breaking are on the table

that, and the averse reactions to anything homeland related should help cement anyone with even a modicum of braincells to never, and I mean ever, bring it up in a public setting because of how eager these people are to trip over themselves in removing you because of it
He'd just insult her like he did with kirsche or nyaru.
Ancient chinese proverb say "See Ohio man once, worry once. See Ohio man twice, never stop worrying"
 

Punished Anime Discusser

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let's say, hypothetically, Miori herself personally told Mr. Crush that his behavior was unacceptable, who would he ask to talk to instead? her boss? her mother?

at the end of the day, jannies have the final say in online communities. even if you disagree with the rules, you either follow them, or risk getting kicked, because chances are you're not personally friends with the person of interest or inner circle it's based around, if conversations about rule breaking are on the table

that, and the averse reactions to anything homeland related should help cement anyone with even a modicum of braincells to never, and I mean ever, bring it up in a public setting because of how eager these people are to trip over themselves in removing you because of it
He'd ask for a vtuber with higher numbers all the way until Gura told him he was being a fag.
 

Porean

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Sometimes life gets you down, but cheer up! You're not Nolan Crush and you're not;

 

reinigen

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Porean

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I'm sorry fucking WHAT? Is Ami aware of Nolan "I've Cream Goblin" Crush?
No, it was something completely unrelated, but i made sure to timestamp it because it made me think about our beloved Ohioan Goblin
 
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Seth

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Update to the Miori banning. Nolan, no surprise, actually did go whining to the mods to find out why. The reasons may shock you!
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You know, discords servers can be really faggy sometimes. If i ever was in Nolan's situation i would probably tell them to kill themselve. Fortunately im not. However, the way Nolan is acting in general goes really contrary to how all those fan discords work. I would say he can't not be aware of this but then again its Nolan and you're probably the best one to know he's just fucking retarded. The moment he starts feeling comfortable he starts shitting places. Im looking forward to him joining the russian fan discords after the chinks grow tired of his dumbass.
 

fortnitesmasherX

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Im looking forward to him joining the russian fan discords after the chinks grow tired of his dumbass.
Oh my god. It would be so fucking funny if he started spewing anti Ukraine sentiments the moment he joins Russian servers.
 

God's Strongest Dragoon

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NeneHATE

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Seth

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Nolan in Hamas servers when?

The dream comes closer by the day :whatastory:

Nolan's the kinda idiot who would be tricked to join a club that's 5 Federal Agents and 1 Nolan, and we later see him on TV for participating in a terrorist plan to bomb the mansion of the Governor of Ohio.
 

CalciumAnimal

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Joined:  Feb 24, 2023
Nolan in north korean servers... the only person that the koreans want OUT of their country.
con we convince whoever the fuck is "governing" that shithole that Nolan is worth abducting? making it someone elses problem is the bitches way out but ill take the L in this case.

Who knows they might befriend each other and self terminate in the resulting fuckery win win nolan dies a hero and we can say we fixed the world.
 

Hff201

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What's so fucking funny is there is a simple solution to this "I have a bad reputation that follows me everywhere" problem that we've all advised him to take time and time again - make a new account that doesn't feature "Nolan", "Crush", or the Gura pony pic on the profile, and ease up on the LMAOOOOOO liveposting so they don't immediately clock on that it's him. I genuinely do not get why he's so attached to this Crush persona since it has literally nothing positive attached to it.

Being blunt here, nobody's opsec is 100% bulletproof and I'm sure with enough autism people here/on the farms could cross-reference posts between servers/forums/chats etc. and suss out which accounts belong to whom if they had a motive to do so, but these are random Discord jannies, and some of these servers have literally hundreds of people. If your name doesn't ring any bells and you blend in with the crowd they ain't gonna bother doing a background check.
 

NeneHATE

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What's so fucking funny is there is a simple solution to this "I have a bad reputation that follows me everywhere" problem that we've all advised him to take time and time again - make a new account that doesn't feature "Nolan", "Crush", or the Gura pony pic on the profile, and ease up on the LMAOOOOOO liveposting so they don't immediately clock on that it's him. I genuinely do not get why he's so attached to this Crush persona since it has literally nothing positive attached to it.

Being blunt here, nobody's opsec is 100% bulletproof and I'm sure with enough autism people here/on the farms could cross-reference posts between servers/forums/chats etc. and suss out which accounts belong to whom if they had a motive to do so, but these are random Discord jannies, and some of these servers have literally hundreds of people. If your name doesn't ring any bells and you blend in with the crowd they ain't gonna bother doing a background check.
He's A VERY HONEST BOY, HE DON' LIE TO NOBODY NO HE DON'!
 

CalciumAnimal

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