The Nolan Crush Memorial Post Dump and Lolcow Thread

[niggaphil]

Is there a Crrush larper or something, or are we seriously to the point of underscores before and after?

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(Pippa's off-collab with Hina and Kisaka)

Yup, thats his account:

I think He need that Crush name, so he added the underscore to obtain his UNIQUE identity

 

[Aquatic Novellite]

With Nolan's constant claims of changing and learning his lesson, I'm now picturing him exactly like that. Somewhat matured, more laid back. While still keeping his narcissism and complete unawareness of right and wrong intact.

"Yeah, I beat my sis and drove her to suicide. Still beat it to her every now and then, but I've mostly gotten over it."

"My brother's a dick. But I did get payback. Enjoy your Mozu flavored icecream. Heh."

"Darn, Chloe graduated. Big fan. Ah well, maybe I'll catch a VOD to figure out who she is at some point. Hawkgirl, right?"

"I rather dislike dad, but his beatings give me a stiffy. If life gives you lemons kinda situation, y'know?"

"Look, of course these people are Nazis. I'd know, I spent years socializing with them."

"Not voting makes you culpable. Deal with it. No, there's an exception for disabled people, that's why I don't count."

"I swear, old people are disgusting. Can't we just deport them to Canada and be done with it, boss?"

"Okay, I understand that I stepped over the line. But before you ban me from your discord, oh glorious moderator, let me just say that I took a lot of pictures of my sister over the years, and I'm willing to share."

 

[Clown Penis]

"Yeah, I beat my sis and drove her to suicide. Still beat it to her every now and then, but I've mostly gotten over it."

"Okay, I understand that I stepped over the line. But before you ban me from your discord, oh glorious moderator, let me just say that I took a lot of pictures of my sister over the years, and I'm willing to share."

I mean, I guess it's not impossible Nolan has these fetishes.



But..

 

[CalciumAnimal]

you know i was gonna post something similar a few years back.

then i remembered speculating about an autistic manchilds fetishes is more disturbing then the contents of his porn folders and didn't.

Why am I the sane one here?

 

[niggaphil]

Nolan Schizo-posting on a 2024 Hako's clip (about dating a black guy):

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Well, one people give a shit to reply and mock Nolan:

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Calling out violence on the people because it doesn't fit his point of view:

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Nolan, you fucking god damn retarded racist.

Nolan's mind:
People doesnt want to date a black guy = RACIST!!!
People act like a snow bunny = NOT RACIST BECAUSE SHE IS A FUCKING CHINKS

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This is why we chinks love to kick the AUSTISTIC like you, Nolan

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Oh, I can't wait for Nolan to data and get fucked by a BBC. His family will be proud

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Of Course, he need to suck his soulmate's cock, BINT!!!

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I have a feeling Nolan is having mental degradation in a light speed. His father needs to send him to Psychiatrist for proper checkup

 

[Topo Chico]

Remember when Nolan said he wouldn't politisperg on twitter because that's what keeps getting him banned? good times.

What a beautiful 30 minutes that was...

 

[RestlessRain]

 

[Phantasm]

Nolan Schizo-posting on a 2024 Hako's clip (about dating a black guy):

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Well, one people give a shit to reply and mock Nolan:

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Calling out violence on the people because it doesn't fit his point of view:
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Nolan, you fucking god damn retarded racist.

Nolan's mind:
People doesnt want to date a black guy = RACIST!!!
People act like a snow bunny = NOT RACIST BECAUSE SHE IS A FUCKING CHINKS

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This is why we chinks love to kick the AUSTISTIC like you, Nolan



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Oh, I can't wait for Nolan to data and get fucked by a BBC. His family will be proud

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Of Course, he need to suck his soulmate's cock, BINT!!!
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I have a feeling Nolan is having mental degradation in a light speed. His father needs to send him to Psychiatrist for proper checkup

Nolan needs to understand that most of us have probably come to the realization a long time ago that our oshis would hate us if she even knew we existed but luckily for me I don't base my self-worth on what a woman playing an anime girl on the internet thinks of me and my morals

 

[Sky Shouter]

I feel like this thread is lately lacking genuinely painful Nolan cringe, here's him giving his takes on each of the graduating Idol talents that he TOTALLY WATCHED GAIS, LOVED AND FAVORITED.


"Fall in love with Coni"? How long until this goblin discovers Menace and promptly "SEXOOOOOO"s himself into a coma?

 

[RestlessRain]

I have this thread opened, and I'm watching Pippa's collab from yesterday on a second screen and I come across this fucker in the comments:

It's not fucking fair.

 

[Hff201]

"Fall in love with Coni"? How long until this goblin discovers Menace and promptly "SEXOOOOOO"s himself into a coma?

I remember how he had to convince his dad to let him spend money on a Gura YouTube membership, and now I'm imagining him doing the same thing for Menace's Fansly.

 

[niggaphil]

I remember how he had to convince his dad to let him spend money on a Gura YouTube membership, and now I'm imagining him doing the same thing for Menace's Fansly.

Convince his dad? Nah, Nolan won't do that. He just "borrowed" his dad credit card to update his membership. It is not stealing, just "borrowing"

 

[Hff201]

Convince his dad? Nah, Nolan won't do that. He just "borrowed" his dad credit card to update his membership. It is not stealing, just "borrowing"

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That's it Nolan, keep confessing to crimes on the Internet when your entire phonebook entry is just a quick search away, that will work out wonderfully for you.

 

[Koronesuki]

Convince his dad? Nah, Nolan won't do that. He just "borrowed" his dad credit card to update his membership. It is not stealing, just "borrowing"

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Yes, he will definitely pay it back someday when he has his own money.

 

[RestlessRain]

That's it Nolan, keep confessing to crimes on the Internet when your entire phonebook entry is just a quick search away, that will work out wonderfully for you.

I feel like the perpetrator of this crime is going to be pretty obvious once it's detected. How many people are going to be spending Nolan's father's credit card on memberships for vtubers in Hololive?

 

[Kamehameheilhitler]

If Nolan loves blacks so much, he should date one (preferably after he stops being a sperg)

 

[Phantasm]

If Nolan loves blacks so much, he should date one (preferably after he stops being a sperg)

Your assuming that the blacks would even want something like him

 

[Aquatic Novellite]

If Nolan loves blacks so much, he should date one (preferably after he stops being a sperg)

I don't think Charlotte, Trixie, Kianna or Flayon deserve this.

 

[Kamehameheilhitler]

I don't think Charlotte, Trixie, Kianna or Flayon deserve this.

That's why I specified after he stopped being a sperg Flayon already has a retarded cracker man anyway

 

[Hotdogs Aplenty]

Your assuming that the blacks would even want something like him

Let him lose in a southern Walmart