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Phantasm

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Nolan has a remarkable talent for arguing with, and sometimes getting exploded by the talents themselves. Nyaru, Sleepy, Kiara, Clio...
I'm starting to get the sneaking suspicion that he has a humiliation fetish and we're all just playing into it at this point
 

Aquatic Novellite

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I'm starting to get the sneaking suspicion that he has a humiliation fetish and we're all just playing into it at this point
Judging by the post he made about his beating his sister, then getting beaten by his dad, then beating himself, you're almost certainly on to something.

Of course, paired with his aggression, this fetish leads to some odd results.
 

Phantasm

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Judging by the post he made about his beating his sister, then getting beaten by his dad, then beating himself, you're almost certainly on to something.

Of course, paired with his aggression, this fetish leads to some odd results.
Sadomasochism is the term I believe when someone likes to both be hurt by someone and hurt others like our dear Nolan
 

CalciumAnimal

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all of that would imply hes capable of thoughts other then UWU? Slack off. Goon and Whine.
 

niggaphil

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I'm starting to get the sneaking suspicion that he has a humiliation fetish and we're all just playing into it at this point
Let us recount what kind of humiliation/fetish does Nolan has:

1) Masochist: Getting penis exploded by the talent themselves, but he still go back to them and do some horny posts, or asking for discord. Recent example is Nolan asking for Sleepy discord before his penis was exploded by Clio:

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2) Snuff: Beating the crap out of his family members, one of the possible reason to cause his suicide victim's life, and tell other to kill themselves

3) Scat: Playing with dog's diaper, not flushing toilet, fisting ice-cream etc

4) Bestiality: He loves to fuck ponies. Do I need to say more?

5) Role-play kink: He loves to be the "Always-right" people, and never back down when his view was challenged. He gonna get the WIN. Oh yeah, he also wants @superduper to wear Gura costume to role play with him


I am not sure what other fetishes he has, but I think @superduper could tell us more :dokiSmug:


Edit: Before his Penis exploded, Nolan mentioned he has 130 discords in his current account:

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I am sure > 50% of the servers are fucking degenerate pony/shipping server. If you could think of one, Nolan probably joined it :smugpipi:
 
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Phantasm

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Brosnan Pierce Brosnan

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Sleepycord would have murdered his ass I wish it happened

:faunacry:
 

Sky Shouter

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I'm starting to get the sneaking suspicion that he has a humiliation fetish and we're all just playing into it at this point
Sadomasochism is the term I believe when someone likes to both be hurt by someone and hurt others like our dear Nolan
Or, maybe, just maybe, and this is just a theory based on my years of carefully observing bule dari ohio, he's just a narcissistic retard that lashes out violently to all perceived injuries to his massive ego.

Maybe but even a retard is capable of learning after being hit and this particular retard has been hit countless times with no improvement so he's getting something out of all this
A retard may be able to learn, a narcissistic retard cannot. See Fat Rick "Enjoy Prison Stalker Child" Tomlinson, DarkSydePhil, and Russell Greer.

The Nolan Cycle is unbreakable. :crushGettingWorse:
 
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Phantasm

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Or, maybe, just maybe, and this is just a theory based on my years of carefully observing bule dari ohio, he's just a narcissistic retard that lashes out violently to all perceived injuries to his massive ego.
Maybe but even a retard is capable of learning after being hit and this particular retard has been hit countless times with no improvement so he's getting something out of all this
 
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