Imagine the homeless bisexual Nolan will suck dick to pay his phone bill to access internet and live stream. That would be glorious
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This is the only thing I have read on this site that has made me physically recoil in disgust.Imagine the homeless bisexual Nolan will suck dick to pay his phone bill to access internet and live stream. That would be glorious
If Nolan could act like normal people or get tasks done on the clock, this thread probably wouldn't already have more than 300 pages.
I would rather not imagine that.
But being racist and wanting TND is normal!
Also, Nolan: I don't think vapid reactions, nigspeak, or bisexual-posting is a career. Neither is dogshit leftist replyguying online.
Life Really Is Better Without the Internet
What happened after my wife and I removed Wi-Fi from our home
These people living the life Nolan needs
My take is that if Nolan was going to be thrown out on his ass, it would have happened already. He's in his 20's, right? He's even been through this arc before. For one reason or another, maybe the Mom really is the worst sort of enabler who refuses to change the status quo under any circumstances. It's absolutely what he needs though - the last shit test to see if he's capable of moderating his behaviour or not (he won't).
I've mentioned it before, but so so much of Nolan's freakouts are prompted over access to the Internet and what he does with it (constant neglect of himself and his surroundings, destructive behaviour when he's denied it, surprise attacks on his sister for being near his computer, etc). He needs to be made to go cold turkey or even get some autistic rehab to train away his fixation if that's even possible (I doubt it at this point).
Honestly, I don't know how long that arc would last. He's Type 1 Diabetic right? This retard can barely maintain his diabetes in his padded room life at home. Imagine him dealing with it while homeless, much less being able to afford his meds.
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I love this, we should make this an emote
HoboNolan would wind up in a jail cell for assaulting a police officer before his uncontrolled beetus does him in.
I imagine the bodycam footage would probably go something like this:
"Sir, the library has asked us to remove you."
"No, I didn't do anything."
"Sir, that was not a request. If you resist any more it will become trespassing and we may have to remove you by force."
"NO! I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING! I AM NOT IN THE MOOD FOR THIS!"
* Insert tard scuffle followed by a tard wrangling *
"THIS IS NOT FAIR! I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!"
"You are under arrest for trespassing, assault on a police officer and resisting arrest..."
* Nolan getting hauled out to a police car while blubbering about how everyone's out to get him and he was just asking the little girl if she liked ponies and he didn't mean anything with it before getting stuffed into the back of a Lebanon Police Ford Explorer *
Ironically jail is probably the best place for him: no internet and free insulin shots!
Let me just say, those insulin shots will be personally administered to him by Bubba.
He's feeling better, he's back to gooning.
Nolan really ought to look into being some sort of Internet porn advertiser or porn sleeze. He already has the Ashkinazi phenotype; he's a natural fit for extremely kosher occupations.
It'd combine his favorite things: cooming and weaponizing his hatred of Whites/dang dirty racists. And he'd just be terminally online anyway.
He recently finished Teen Titans? It's only twenty years old. Better late than never, I suppose.
"Awe, missed Teen Titans to coom. So insanely hate, regret, wish I hadn't seen, and sorry I did see only 69 min."
I would like to ask why this retard is so obsessed with the karaoke stream or some big collab stream. Like literally he only LMAO and shitpost in these live streams, but when the Vtuber is doing normal stream, he will be fucked off and gooning at MLP."Awe, missed Teen Titans to coom. So insanely hate, regret, wish I hadn't seen, and sorry I did see only 69 min."
He should go to watch an actual concert to understand what is an actual live concert is instead of some in-house karaoke.
Oh wait, He has no job and no money
how the fuck? he claims to like MLP but somehow didn't watch teen titans.
so he's actually a fraud then.
Nolan Crush posting in the MLP blogspot, and talk about his job:
This is his first post:
FIRST JOB? FIRST JOB???
Nolan Lying with his straight face:
The best part is after this post, he posted this:
Watching Amazing movie is more important than losing his job in his life
Holy Shit Nolan, you are such a LOLCOW!!!
This is his first post:
FIRST JOB? FIRST JOB???
Nolan Lying with his straight face:
The best part is after this post, he posted this:
Watching Amazing movie is more important than losing his job in his life
Holy Shit Nolan, you are such a LOLCOW!!!
Genuinely amazing that he turned out like this despite having a brother. I would imagine a brother would've bullied him into not being retarded like this.Nolan Crush posting in the MLP blogspot, and talk about his job:
This is his first post:
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FIRST JOB? FIRST JOB???
Nolan Lying with his straight face:
The best part is after this post, he posted this:
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Watching Amazing movie is more important than losing his job in his life
Holy Shit Nolan, you are such a LOLCOW!!!
isisn't his brother possibly a troon? or did he have 2?
He has two brothers, John and Bradley. I believe John is the oldest and Brad is the fag.
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