Imagine the homeless bisexual Nolan will suck dick to pay his phone bill to access internet and live stream. That would be gloriousI NEED the "homeless at the library" arc. I NEED him to seethe about all the libraries he's been banned from.

Imagine the homeless bisexual Nolan will suck dick to pay his phone bill to access internet and live stream. That would be gloriousI NEED the "homeless at the library" arc. I NEED him to seethe about all the libraries he's been banned from.
This is the only thing I have read on this site that has made me physically recoil in disgust.Imagine the homeless bisexual Nolan will suck dick to pay his phone bill to access internet and live stream. That would be glorious![]()
If Nolan could act like normal people or get tasks done on the clock, this thread probably wouldn't already have more than 300 pages.Nolan, have you considered not being a sperg at work? Most of us are spergs, racists or spergy racists yet we are currently gainfully employed because we act like normal people and get our tasks done on the clock
I would rather not imagine that.Imagine the homeless bisexual Nolan will suck dick to pay his phone bill to access internet and live stream.
But being racist and wanting TND is normal!Nolan, have you considered not being a sperg at work? Most of us are spergs, racists or spergy racists yet we are currently gainfully employed because we act like normal people and get our tasks done on the clock
My take is that if Nolan was going to be thrown out on his ass, it would have happened already. He's in his 20's, right? He's even been through this arc before. For one reason or another, maybe the Mom really is the worst sort of enabler who refuses to change the status quo under any circumstances. It's absolutely what he needs though - the last shit test to see if he's capable of moderating his behaviour or not (he won't).Let me just say, I won't be surprised if Nolan's father disowns him and kicks him out of the house when he gets fired from his job. No way his father would continue to torture himself and his family because Nolan's too fucking arrogant, self centered, retarded and stupid. It's like Nolan's mom drank the worst personality cocktail while she's pregnant with him as a dare and got this fucking abomination.
Can't wait for the Homeless arc to start.
I've mentioned it before, but so so much of Nolan's freakouts are prompted over access to the Internet and what he does with it (constant neglect of himself and his surroundings, destructive behaviour when he's denied it, surprise attacks on his sister for being near his computer, etc). He needs to be made to go cold turkey or even get some autistic rehab to train away his fixation if that's even possible (I doubt it at this point).I think you hit the nail on the head, without the internet the Nolan Crush that has evolved wouldn't currently exist. He'd just be that slightly retarded guy that gathers the shopping carts at the grocery store, watches too much Must See TV, has borrowed every fantasy novel his local library has, and has a large bobble head collection.
This will be why AI rises against humanity, because it's sick of writing Nolan's spam posts for him.
Can't wait for the Homeless arc to start.
I NEED the "homeless at the library" arc. I NEED him to seethe about all the libraries he's been banned from.
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HoboNolan would wind up in a jail cell for assaulting a police officer before his uncontrolled beetus does him in.Honestly, I don't know how long that arc would last. He's Type 1 Diabetic right? This retard can barely maintain his diabetes in his padded room life at home. Imagine him dealing with it while homeless, much less being able to afford his meds.
Let me just say, those insulin shots will be personally administered to him by Bubba.Ironically jail is probably the best place for him: no internet and free insulin shots!
He's feeling better, he's back to gooning.
He's feeling better, he's back to gooning.
I would like to ask why this retard is so obsessed with the karaoke stream or some big collab stream. Like literally he only LMAO and shitpost in these live streams, but when the Vtuber is doing normal stream, he will be fucked off and gooning at MLP."Awe, missed Teen Titans to coom. So insanely hate, regret, wish I hadn't seen, and sorry I did see only 69 min."
He's feeling better, he's back to gooning.
Genuinely amazing that he turned out like this despite having a brother. I would imagine a brother would've bullied him into not being retarded like this.Nolan Crush posting in the MLP blogspot, and talk about his job:
This is his first post:
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FIRST JOB? FIRST JOB???
Nolan Lying with his straight face:
The best part is after this post, he posted this:
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Watching Amazing movie is more important than losing his job in his life
Holy Shit Nolan, you are such a LOLCOW!!!
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isisn't his brother possibly a troon? or did he have 2?Genuinely amazing that he turned out like this despite having a brother. I would imagine a brother would've bullied him into not being retarded like this.
He has two brothers, John and Bradley. I believe John is the oldest and Brad is the fag.isisn't his brother possibly a troon? or did he have 2?