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Kaminari Clara, Owner of Chuds - Memorial Post Dump

Koronesuki

X-Potato
Joined:  Oct 1, 2023

NTRAntagonist

Well-known member
Joined:  Jan 4, 2025
Clara daughter or that one gay ex editor son?
 

Tamokii

Psalm 51
Joined:  Dec 25, 2024
Yellow pages were for businesses. You want the white pages.
Thanks, the age is getting to me. Keep Clara away so she doesn't have the Canadian doctors kill me.
 

Brosnan Pierce Brosnan

God's Strongest Smartass
Dizzy's Husband
Joined:  Apr 4, 2023
SO CLARAKIKES WAS SHE IN FACT COOKING FOR HER RETURN TO STREAMING FOR PHASE CONNECT CO?!?

:kroniidrinking:
 

AGumiLurker

Member
Joined:  Mar 10, 2025
edit 2: Aparently all that below is BS and the blog post is talking about Canadian whores and not only Clara, if mods wants to delete feel free but I think if I delete, it would break the flow of the conversation while I hide the big L that I did

Keep going with my Kelsey internet wide search, I found 2 "interesting" links.

https://detail.chiebukuro.yahoo.co.jp/qa/question_detail/q11166743161

This first one was someone asking on Yahoo Answers JP, what's Kelsey is doing and someone replied that he was taken care by her on Pink Salon in Shibuya recently.
For those who doesn't know, Pink Salons are a place for quick and cheap sex on Japan. I personally would take the comment with a big grain of salt because I couldn't find anything extra, the guy doesn't give any extra details like if she's was a sex-worker, clerk or anything or if he's certain that it was really her. I personally think the guy mistook her but I don't put my trust in her too.

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The second one is this one:

https://www.tekoki-fuzoku-joho.com/column/m500540/

This one she talks a lot about her sex life, I unfortunately rely only on machine translation as I don't know moon runes, but you could infer that she has done sex for money on Japan and Canada but the machine translated version is very ambiguous, so feel free to correct me.

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I tried to archive both websites but archive.is keeps failing

edit: Forgot to put a screenshot/translation of the yahoo answers post
 
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Heraclitus121

Well-known member
Joined:  May 1, 2025
Keep going with my Kelsey internet wide search, I found 2 "interesting" links.

https://detail.chiebukuro.yahoo.co.jp/qa/question_detail/q11166743161

This first one was someone asking on Yahoo Answers JP, what's Kelsey is doing and someone replied that he was taken care by her on Pink Salon in Shibuya recently.
For those who doesn't know, Pink Salons are a place for quick and cheap sex on Japan. I personally would take the comment with a big grain of salt because I couldn't find anything extra, the guy doesn't give any extra details like if she's was a sex-worker, clerk or anything or if he's certain that it was really her. I personally think the guy mistook her but I don't put my trust in her too.

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The second one is this one:

https://www.tekoki-fuzoku-joho.com/column/m500540/

This one she talks a lot about her sex life, I unfortunately rely only on machine translation as I don't know moon runes, but you could infer that she has done sex for money on Japan and Canada but the machine translated version is very ambiguous, so feel free to correct me.

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I tried to archive both websites but archive.is keeps failing

edit: Forgot to put a screenshot/translation of the yahoo answers post
Realistically this is about as credible as when someone on here says "I fucked your oshi"
 

God's Saddest Tattletail

No kamis or oshis, only man
Joined:  Sep 23, 2024
I'm starting to understand why Clara hates men... unfortunately it doesn't excuse all her other problems.
 

AGumiLurker

Member
Joined:  Mar 10, 2025
Realistically this is about as credible as when someone on here says "I fucked your oshi"

The first one sure, I just included because it was in 2016 after her gravure videos but I wouldn't be surprised if is just another schizo

The second one is more "interesting" as she talks about her sex life and more but the machine translation of it isn't very good
 

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where am i
Joined:  Dec 21, 2022
The first one sure, I just included because it was in 2016 after her gravure videos but I wouldn't be surprised if is just another schizo

The second one is more "interesting" as she talks about her sex life and more but the machine translation of it isn't very good
Good enough rrat for me take it as is and run with it in my headcanon.:marinesmug:
 

Italian Raccoon

*calls you a slur*
Joined:  Mar 2, 2025
The first one sure, I just included because it was in 2016 after her gravure videos but I wouldn't be surprised if is just another schizo

The second one is more "interesting" as she talks about her sex life and more but the machine translation of it isn't very good
The translation is kinda confusing, at some parts it makes me think it's a guy talking about sleeping with a Canadian woman, at other parts it does sound like Kelsey talking about her sex life.
 

Lurker McSpic

We need to increase the hag population
Joined:  Mar 8, 2023
Keep going with my Kelsey internet wide search, I found 2 "interesting" links.

https://detail.chiebukuro.yahoo.co.jp/qa/question_detail/q11166743161

This first one was someone asking on Yahoo Answers JP, what's Kelsey is doing and someone replied that he was taken care by her on Pink Salon in Shibuya recently.
For those who doesn't know, Pink Salons are a place for quick and cheap sex on Japan. I personally would take the comment with a big grain of salt because I couldn't find anything extra, the guy doesn't give any extra details like if she's was a sex-worker, clerk or anything or if he's certain that it was really her. I personally think the guy mistook her but I don't put my trust in her too.

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The second one is this one:

https://www.tekoki-fuzoku-joho.com/column/m500540/

This one she talks a lot about her sex life, I unfortunately rely only on machine translation as I don't know moon runes, but you could infer that she has done sex for money on Japan and Canada but the machine translated version is very ambiguous, so feel free to correct me.

View attachment 102534


I tried to archive both websites but archive.is keeps failing

edit: Forgot to put a screenshot/translation of the yahoo answers post
You negroes really need to go back to school because even with translation this isn't even close to what you're implying. Is literacy really that fucking bad? This is some rando ass blog post from a dude who just wanted to talk about canadian bitches and lead with clara, the rest of the post is just random nonsense and what you posted is him just saying talking about canadian whores he had. Translating tools shit the bed when they try to translate jp-en but when it is jp-es it seems to be fairly accurate, still a bit broken but it makes more sense than english. I will never forgive you for making me defend clara :guraimwatchingyou:
 

superduper

Gods Strongest Yaga Fan!
Nolan's Widow
Early Adopter
Rie's Publicist
Joined:  Nov 7, 2022
I wanna know what happened in Clara's childhood that led her down such a path of ideals. How one can become so twisted and hypocritical, virtuous when it comes to political statements then downright wishing death on her own blood. I want to know so I can become an expert woman fixer and further help my oshi Himemiya Rie.
:icanfixher:
 

Tamokii

Psalm 51
Joined:  Dec 25, 2024
I wanna know what happened in Clara's childhood that led her down such a path of ideals. How one can become so twisted and hypocritical, virtuous when it comes to political statements then downright wishing death on her own blood. I want to know so I can become an expert woman fixer and further help my oshi Himemiya Rie.
:icanfixher:
You might require the greatest minds we have like @The Proctor to analyze her.
 

Ginkgo Balboa 🌾🗡

You're the remedy.
Joined:  Mar 20, 2023
You heard her, which one of you is getting the tattoo?
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Also... :ameliaThink: She said she passed by this tattoo parlor multiple times when going home. Way to let us know in what general area your parent's home is Kelsey.
That guy works in the Downtown Saint Catherine's store (they have two locales.)

As if it's not enough they're Canadian, they're Quebocois... :vomit:
 
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Italian Raccoon

*calls you a slur*
Joined:  Mar 2, 2025
That guy works in the Downtown Saint Catherine's store (they have two locales.)

As if it's not enough they're Canadian, they're Quebocois... :vomit:
Well Kelsey is Quebecois so yeah that makes sense.
 
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