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I would love to see the interactions between Joshua Luksa & Kelsey Parnigoni at the family dinner.

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It's probably like, "Oh, I hope you're still having fun in Japan doing your dancing and singing stuff. If you ever need a job back in Canada, me and the wife will find something for you" and Clara will say thanks through gritted teeth and just seethe for the rest of the night.
 

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how we are late.
Late because this was formerly a "make fun of Kelsey's retarded lolcow takes on social media" thread. Shitting on her eldest sister finally motivated further transvestigation as we previously only thought she had one sibling (Jenna). When Jenna proved to hold similar retarded views, this lead to Big Think Moment and it was then determined that we've been mislead by Kelsey Hill.

What was discovered instead has lead our top Kelsvestigators into ordering pizza as we'll be up all night with this one.
 

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Late because this was formerly a "make fun of Kelsey's retarded lolcow takes on social media" thread. Shitting on her eldest sister finally motivated further transvestigation as we previously only thought she had one sibling (Jenna). What was discovered instead has lead our top Kelsvestigators into ordering pizza as we'll be up all night with this one.
I did a small update at the bottom of the OP. Let me know if you think I should add more details?
 

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One of her sisters is semi-based and another is a stay at home mother happily married to a Christian man with whom she has several children with. It is unknown if she did gravure work during her marriage or after but her likeness was used in porn ads.
You should reword or specify the gravure stuff is about Kelsey. The way it's presented it sounds like you're talking about the eldest with 4 kids.
 

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I did a small update at the bottom of the OP. Let me know if you think I should add more details?
I guess an interesting discovery is that, despite her surname (Parnigoni) being of apparent Italian origin, she has a considerable amount of Austrian ancestry. This makes her feud with Keekihime even more interesting.

It kinda makes the joke about Kelsey being Keekihime (Unsuccessful) funnier.
 

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I guess an interesting discovery is that, despite her surname (Parnigoni) being of apparent Italian origin, she has a considerable amount of Austrian ancestry. This makes her feud with Keekihime even more interesting.

It kinda makes the joke about Kelsey being Keekihime (Unsuccessful) funnier.
It also makes all her lesbianposting funnier since now 100% of the relationships we know she's been in have been straight.
 

Tamokii

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You should reword or specify the gravure stuff is about Kelsey. The way it's presented it sounds like you're talking about the eldest with 4 kids.
I guess an interesting discovery is that, despite her surname (Parnigoni) being of apparent Italian origin, she has a considerable amount of Austrian ancestry. This makes her feud with Keekihime even more interesting.

It kinda makes the joke about Kelsey being Keekihime (Unsuccessful) funnier.

Updated again for clarification. I hate that I only just thought of that pun which works so well because she is mini-kiara in ass and all she attempts to be.
 

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May God's Light continue shining on the Luksa family.
 

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May God's Light continue shining on the Luksa family.
his mom died on the 12th. rip
Kelsey has a considerable amount of Austrian ancestry
she might even have citizenship as one sister claims she does. and based on the cousins instagram and twitter a lot of her family goes back and forth even.
One of Kelsey's sisters is semi-based
nah clara and the onlyfans one are both wokeoids and seem to get on well enough.
 

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Now that I think about it what kind of psycho masochist would marry some cunt with 3 kids and a gay ex. I feel a bit of sympathy for the daughters because they probably got some asshole as a replacement. I've never been a 100% kill all homos but the more I think about gay dad the closer I get to that idea. Like fuck man, you could literally just live on your own and people would just think you're weird but no you had to go out of your way to keep appearances. I'll drop it or I'm gonna fedpost.
It is also entirely possible the father is bi and swore off women because of however Kelsey's mother was. I admittedly don't know Canada's history and attitudes surrounding rainbow stuff, but afaik it has generally been more accepting compared to the US. Based off the ages of the three daughters, he's likely in his 60's, possibly 70's, which would put him being born or growing up in the 60's and 70's that had the free-love hippies. I find it hard to believe a Canadian man from that era needed to be so deep into the closet he would have three or more children with a woman.
 

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Late because this was formerly a "make fun of Kelsey's retarded lolcow takes on social media" thread. Shitting on her eldest sister finally motivated further transvestigation as we previously only thought she had one sibling (Jenna). When Jenna proved to hold similar retarded views, this lead to Big Think Moment and it was then determined that we've been mislead by Kelsey Hill.

What was discovered instead has lead our top Kelsvestigators into ordering pizza as we'll be up all night with this one.
Let me just say, if Elon ever needs a group of autists trying to find dirty laundry money in the government, I'm going to recommend you fuckers.
 

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Let me just say, if Elon ever needs a group of autists trying to find dirty laundry money in the government, I'm going to recommend you fuckers.

We got Weaponized Autism in the White House already - that's what DOGE is.
 

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Catching up on Kelsey's family tree discovery is one way to spend a Friday morning.
 
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