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The Nolan Crush Memorial Post Dump and Lolcow Thread

Clown Penis

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Nolan new identity:

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How do i know it?

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Nolan you god damn dense motherfucker

I have never seen someone so stupid in my life

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How long until he manages to get suspended or banned, yet again, with this account?

I'd give him 5-6 days, if that.

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Well.. maybe 2-3.
 

Phantasm

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Joined:  Nov 28, 2022

Topo Chico

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Joined:  Apr 1, 2023
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Gets back, waits 1 day and then starts responding to engagement bait from April! Also lol manlet.
SIKE he didn't even wait a day before responding to engagement bait from 2023!
The King is a master of relationships, but he's never even held hands with a gal.
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Good to have him back
 

RestlessRain

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The King is a master of relationships, but he's never even held hands with a gal.
He's bodychecked more than a few girls though, close enough.
 

Brosnan Pierce Brosnan

God's Strongest Smartass
Dizzy's Husband
Joined:  Apr 4, 2023
Has to play it safe but uses the same handle that will get him banned. The retard mind is majestic to behold

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Phantasm

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Has to play it safe but uses the same handle that will get him banned. The retard mind is majestic to behold

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It's almost beautiful isn't it? You would think this man would be living in assisted care with how retarded he acts because I used to live next to a woman with actual 'mental retardation' but she was one of the sweetest kindest people I've ever known and she didn't have a problem holding down a job unlike this fucking sperg
 

BlueSharkTV

Fucking Riggers
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It's almost beautiful isn't it? You would think this man would be living in assisted care with how retarded he acts because I used to live next to a woman with actual 'mental retardation' but she was one of the sweetest kindest people I've ever known and she didn't have a problem holding down a job unlike this fucking sperg
I'm pretty sure it's because he's retarded and doesn't like being told what to do, like when his family tells him to do something with the dogs and he then proceeds to do everything but what he was told, he would rater fight with retards like him on social media and watch streams from VTubers he doesn't care about just so he doesn't have to do his job or the bare minimum in the house.
 

RestlessRain

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It's almost beautiful isn't it? You would think this man would be living in assisted care with how retarded he acts because I used to live next to a woman with actual 'mental retardation' but she was one of the sweetest kindest people I've ever known and she didn't have a problem holding down a job unlike this fucking sperg
Nolan seems to also have deep-seated anger issues that manifest in getting into physical altercations with people weaker than him (female, like his sister or mother, or the elderly) and for people that he can't beat, he'll try to vent his anger in a more subversive way (rubbing dog piss on his brother's stuff, ignoring his father's rules).
 

Hotdogs Aplenty

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Wait, indonesians are taller than him on average?
 

Topo Chico

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niggaphil

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How many fucking pony Gura pictures are there?
Looks like he stole someone picture from deviantart, and make his profile picture:

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Pony profile picture link

His dumbass must be doing a quick google image search for a combination of gura and pony.

Pretty sure he "used" it without the permission of original owner :pankosmug:
 

angry sushi

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he's as tall as the average white woman so that checks out
You think he beat his sister up to knock her down a peg for being taller than him?
 

Clown Penis

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Has to play it safe but uses the same handle that will get him banned. The retard mind is majestic to behold

:robertudrink:
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That's clearly not Nolan Crush guys, damn. He's a master of disguise.
 

God's Strongest Dragoon

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Nolan seems to also have deep-seated anger issues that manifest in getting into physical altercations with people weaker than him (female, like his sister or mother, or the elderly) and for people that he can't beat, he'll try to vent his anger in a more subversive way (rubbing dog piss on his brother's stuff, ignoring his father's rules).
We've known this for a long time. The first blatant red flag was the personality test he shared when everyone was sharing theirs and he had a fucking maxed out aggression score. He is very egotistical and very easy to anger. Combine that with his innate retardation and you get a retard fucking up that escalates every situation where someone tries to get him to stop fucking up. Even when he had mod powers in that one brony forum thing, he was a tyrannical little shit.
 

Italian Raccoon

*calls you a slur*
Joined:  Mar 2, 2025
It's almost beautiful isn't it? You would think this man would be living in assisted care with how retarded he acts because I used to live next to a woman with actual 'mental retardation' but she was one of the sweetest kindest people I've ever known and she didn't have a problem holding down a job unlike this fucking sperg
I think he has something similar to CWC's version of autism, just probably less coddled as a kid so it's not as bad. And can't hold a job because of laziness and not his retardation just like CWC.
 

Clown Penis

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I think he has something similar to CWC's version of autism, just probably less coddled as a kid so it's not as bad. And can't hold a job because of laziness and not his retardation just like CWC.
It can be both, you know. "Lazy and Retarded" is certainly an apt descriptor for Nolan.

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Brosnan Pierce Brosnan

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niggaphil

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We've known this for a long time. The first blatant red flag was the personality test he shared when everyone was sharing theirs and he had a fucking maxed out aggression score. He is very egotistical and very easy to anger.
Nolan's aggression is out of nowhere due to his mental retardation. Best prove is his recent discord behavior on Rye Discord:

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He will just rage without any proper thinking and logical sense. The worst part is he considers himself to be the smartest people in the world, but without any actual proper education (Just like Amos Yee)

But once he realised he fucked up, he seeks for pity and continue his Nolan cycle:

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He also trying to join Chink's Cecil Discord Pro member channel with this half-arse gifted membership (Usually these channels requires actual subscription):

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Clown Penis

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Nolan's aggression is out of nowhere due to his mental retardation. Best prove is his recent discord behavior on Rye Discord:

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He will just rage without any proper thinking and logical sense. The worst part is he considers himself to be the smartest people in the world, but without any actual proper education (Just like Amos Yee)

But once he realised he fucked up, he seeks for pity and continue his Nolan cycle:

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He also trying to join Chink's Cecil Discord Pro member channel with this half-arse gifted membership (Usually these channels requires actual subscription):

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I hope neither server has a porn section. Otherwise he'll be finding his way in and doing yet more disgusting things with his unwashed female beaters.
 
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