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The Nolan Crush Memorial Post Dump and Lolcow Thread

niggaphil

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Joined:  Oct 23, 2022
So, the first week of Nolan being fired, he decided to fuck with the phase connect fan server:

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Calling phase connect fans are low scum and unicorns:

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Anyone know the Clio fan discord? I would like to join and see his arse getting raped by the Jannies :dokiSmugNew:

Looks like Nolan planning to be politisperg, becoming his full time job on twitter!!!1

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Nolan also invest full time into anti-Kirsche:

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I guess people make fun of Gura really trigger him :dokiwheeze:


Again, another piece of evidence to show that Nolan fully support PEDO
 

Clown Penis

Dizzbannführer
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Joined:  Sep 13, 2022
I'm surprised he wasn't pre-emptively banned.

I'd think Nolan has enough notoriety by now to be blacklisted for being an utter fag and shitflinging retard.
 

Negronald Trump

I am the greatest black president evar!
Joined:  Dec 22, 2022
I'm surprised he wasn't pre-emptively banned.

I'd think Nolan has enough notoriety by now to be blacklisted for being an utter fag and shitflinging retard.
Let me just say, Nolan antagonizing the Phasefags will not end well for him. If he's on a crusade to OWN the Phasechuds in their discord servers then he'll get BTFO'd so hard. I'm sure some mod on that server is currently HERE and researching about our dear, old retard. This is the equivalent of that 1 gorilla meme but instead it's 1 Retarded Ohioan vs 100 Phasekeks.
:amepopcorn::amepopcorn::amepopcorn:
 

niggaphil

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Joined:  Oct 23, 2022
I'm surprised he wasn't pre-emptively banned.

I'd think Nolan has enough notoriety by now to be blacklisted for being an utter fag and shitflinging retard.
Let me just say, Nolan antagonizing the Phasefags will not end well for him. If he's on a crusade to OWN the Phasechuds in their discord servers then he'll get BTFO'd so hard. I'm sure some mod on that server is currently HERE and researching about our dear, old retard. This is the equivalent of that 1 gorilla meme but instead it's 1 Retarded Ohioan vs 100 Phasekeks.
:amepopcorn::amepopcorn::amepopcorn:
Nolan lying with his straight face:
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I am sure BroRissa did not beat the crap out of Nerissa
:iryswhat:
 

Clown Penis

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Joined:  Sep 13, 2022

Italian Raccoon

*calls you a slur*
Joined:  Mar 2, 2025
So, the first week of Nolan being fired, he decided to fuck with the phase connect fan server:

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Calling phase connect fans are low scum and unicorns:

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Anyone know the Clio fan discord? I would like to join and see his arse getting raped by the Jannies :dokiSmugNew:

Looks like Nolan planning to be politisperg, becoming his full time job on twitter!!!1

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Nolan also invest full time into anti-Kirsche:

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I guess people make fun of Gura really trigger him :dokiwheeze:


Again, another piece of evidence to show that Nolan fully support PEDO
How the fuck did he ever end up on KF in the first place, if he gets felted by fucking discord jannies of all people.
 

Zizara

No faith in Humanity
Dizzy's Wife
Joined:  Oct 30, 2022
So, the first week of Nolan being fired, he decided to fuck with the phase connect fan server:

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Calling phase connect fans are low scum and unicorns:

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Anyone know the Clio fan discord? I would like to join and see his arse getting raped by the Jannies :dokiSmugNew:

Looks like Nolan planning to be politisperg, becoming his full time job on twitter!!!1

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Nolan also invest full time into anti-Kirsche:

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I guess people make fun of Gura really trigger him :dokiwheeze:


Again, another piece of evidence to show that Nolan fully support PEDO
"Why am I getting shit for posting Nijimales in a Phase Connect server? Fucking Unicorns"

Never change, Nolan. That's not a fond request it's apparently God's decree.
 

Clown Penis

Dizzbannführer
Early Adopter
Joined:  Sep 13, 2022
"Why am I getting shit for posting Nijimales in a Phase Connect server? Fucking Unicorns"

Never change, Nolan. That's not a fond request it's apparently God's decree.
Nolan is posting Niggosanji outside of Nijisister zones and expecting no one to dislike that?

:crushbanned:

Nolan cries. God laughs.
 

RestlessRain

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Joined:  Sep 21, 2022
Nolan is posting Niggosanji outside of Nijisister zones and expecting no one to dislike that?

:crushbanned:

Nolan cries. God laughs.
"You prefer the company of women over men? Unicorn behaviour" - Nolan Crush.
 

Hotdogs Aplenty

King Shiori Poster & Watcher
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Joined:  Sep 10, 2022
Has he started his own server yet? Where he can sperg out into the void and maybe trick people in to joining?
 

Sky Shouter

Stupid by birth, manhera by the grace of God
Joined:  Sep 15, 2022
Has he started his own server yet? Where he can sperg out into the void and maybe trick people in to joining?
Do you truly think Nolan is intelligent enough to create his own Discord server?

And even if he was, do you think he'd really stick to it if nobody else were there to hear him "SLAY QUEEN", "SEXOOOOOOO :beatanicrying:", "LFGOOOOOO" and "HAHAHAHAHA"?
 

niggaphil

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Joined:  Oct 23, 2022
Do you truly think Nolan is intelligent enough to create his own Discord server?

And even if he was, do you think he'd really stick to it if nobody else were there to hear him "SLAY QUEEN", "SEXOOOOOOO :beatanicrying:", "LFGOOOOOO" and "HAHAHAHAHA"?
If Nolan really create his own server/forum, it probably turn into this:

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he would become some internet mysterious myth that people would remember. Instead, he decided to let people remember him as the biggest autistic vtuber fan retard, sister beater, dog diaper lover in the internet
 
Nolan Gets His Penis Exploded By Clio New

niggaphil

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Joined:  Oct 23, 2022
Crush Penis was once exploded by Phase Connect Clio Aite herself, She is so based that I need to drop my Romanian wife for the aussie hag!!!

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And Nolan thought he could argue with Clio:

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Cubanodun

Rrat Dissolver
Joined:  Jul 22, 2023
Obligatory, get rekt, and by the hag supreme herself no less, get fucked nolan you did not even knew who Clio was until she got into Phase

 

RestlessRain

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Joined:  Sep 21, 2022
Obligatory, get rekt, and by the hag supreme herself no less, get fucked nolan you did not even knew who Clio was until she got into Phase
It's not that Nolan didn't know who Clio was before she joined Phase, part of the point of her joining is to expose her to new viewers and give her more attention. It's that Nolan is entering the talent's discord, which is a space curated by the talent/s. That means the majority of your activity should be based around the talent's content, and your behaviour should be in accordance with the talent's community guidelines. Especially when they directly tell you their expectations of you.
 

Cubanodun

Rrat Dissolver
Joined:  Jul 22, 2023
It's not that Nolan didn't know who Clio was before she joined Phase, part of the point of her joining is to expose her to new viewers and give her more attention. It's that you are entering the talent's discord, which is a space curated by the talent/s. That means the majority of your activity should be based around the talent's content, and your behaviour should be in accordance with the talent's community guidelines, especially when they directly tell you their expectations of you.
Nolan: im not goint to read all of that, where is the #vent channel
 

Topo Chico

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Joined:  Apr 1, 2023
Nolan has now gotten memed on by two of the three Invaders from Invaders Quest. Now all he needs to do is get banned for arguing with Mari.
His power grows.
 

Kamehameheilhitler

This magmite stares at gays
Joined:  Sep 14, 2023
Crush Penis was once exploded by Phase Connect Clio Aite herself, She is so based that I need to drop my Romanian wife for the aussie hag!!!

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And Nolan thought he could argue with Clio:

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He crashed out over light teasing? They weren't even attacking him for liking niji, just expressing a bit of bemusement. The german gayboy got way worse and he doesn't care lol
 

Aquatic Novellite

Merry Shiorin
Early Adopter
Joined:  Oct 10, 2022
Nolan has now gotten memed on by two of the three Invaders from Invaders Quest. Now all he needs to do is get banned for arguing with Mari.
His power grows.
Nolan has a remarkable talent for arguing with, and sometimes getting exploded by the talents themselves. Nyaru, Sleepy, Kiara, Clio...
 

RestlessRain

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Joined:  Sep 21, 2022
Nolan has a remarkable talent for arguing with, and sometimes getting exploded by the talents themselves. Nyaru, Sleepy, Kiara, Clio...
Nolan was so real for this.
 
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