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The Nolan Crush Memorial Post Dump and Lolcow Thread

Awoogers

basic ass man who loves the british funny woman
Joined:  Jun 7, 2023
Is Nolan doxmaxxxxxxxxxing here?

I thought dawxing was the most evilist thing a person could do!

Imagine liking men and women and still getting no action…

imagine being attracted to both genders and they will still steer away from you because you are nolan :ironmousekek:
 

CalciumAnimal

Drink Milk
Joined:  Feb 24, 2023
imagine being attracted to both genders and they will still steer away from you because you are nolan :ironmousekek:
Doubling the amount of people telling him to touch grass won't change nothing.
 

Hff201

Pippa Fan, Failed Normalfriend
Early Adopter
Joined:  Sep 13, 2022
So, apparently, I don't check my Twitter DMs enough.
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Called it.

The "these people laughing at me are actually obsessed" is such a common cope, despite being so transparent. Stop reading the thread if it bothers you that much.

Also man those DMs are from 24th October, I guess that's another thing the sisters have in common...
 

Poyoyo & Jill

KAWAYO
Joined:  Jul 9, 2023
Nolan is so powerful he can bring back people from the death
 

Zyklon Mag

Well-known member
Joined:  Sep 14, 2023
Nolan is so powerful he can bring back people from the death
Shit. Do I beg him to resurrect my oshi? Will my oshi become a LMMMAAAAOOOO posting nigga in undeath?
 

Scooby 3 Superlit

ephemeral voyeur
Joined:  May 6, 2023

thhrang

Punished Autism Extraordinaire
Early Adopter
Ward Security
♥Realticule's Husbando♥
Joined:  Sep 13, 2022
Also man those DMs are from 24th October, I guess that's another thing the sisters have in common...
For some reason I don't get notifications for message requests and there's also a guy in my DMs from September asking me about the Pippa the Ripper GhostPolitics AI cover I made...
 

CalciumAnimal

Drink Milk
Joined:  Feb 24, 2023
For some reason I don't get notifications for message requests and there's also a guy in my DMs from September asking me about the Pippa the Ripper GhostPolitics AI cover I made...
I suspect you DID get one but Xenforo weirdness sometimes marks all as read no idea what causes it but it's good to make a habit of double checking threads you care about if any. It happens to me at least once a week.


EDIT: ah I was being retarded carry on.
 
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thhrang

Punished Autism Extraordinaire
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I suspect you DID get one but Xenforo weirdness sometimes marks all as read no idea what causes it but it's good to make a habit of double checking threads you care about if any. It happens to me at least once a week.
I was talking about Twitter DMs, not forum ones.
 

Clown Penis

Dizzy "Elf Pride Worldwide" Dokuro
Early Adopter
Joined:  Sep 13, 2022
It would be such a shame to make a sock and touch the juicy poop like our dear faggotleader likes to do and call him by his real name.
On that subject, given acts leading up to recent drama..

If you're going to cowtip, make a fucking sock. Make an effort to not link it to your established public persona(s).

And absolutely do not come back here with proof of your deed. Let it be found and documented as if it were organic, not part of planned ops, gay or otherwise.

@Certain poo fondlers

Edit: Internet celebs, vtubers and dramatubers here should also be mindful of this. You are not immune to being documented and laughed at.

Engage here verified as your streaming persona at your own peril.
 
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Topo Chico

Well-known member
Joined:  Apr 1, 2023
When a person makes these sorts of jokes I am inclined to quote null about his stance on pedos who make jokes about pedo shit, believe them. Because of this, I am assured in due time King Nolan will turn into Queen Nolanina:
 

Kuri Rinji

Marlon Reis
Joined:  Aug 27, 2023
A wild Nolan has appeared in my vicinity.

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CalciumAnimal

Drink Milk
Joined:  Feb 24, 2023

fortnitesmasherX

Well-known member
Joined:  Apr 14, 2023
Yes Nolan it is. Does he still not understand what is acceptable here is not acceptable most other places.

fucking sped.
I agree with Nolan. Calling someone retarded shouldn't be enough to get you banned.

If that was his only crime, I don't think he'd be in this situation.
 

Topo Chico

Well-known member
Joined:  Apr 1, 2023
King Nolan decrees blumph needs to be arrested and something incomprehensible needs to be done by the Supreme Court? His mind is too great for me to understand. :nolancries:

Would it make King Nolan more aroused if it was her own pornography?

Average chumbud :smugpipi:
 

Awoogers

basic ass man who loves the british funny woman
Joined:  Jun 7, 2023
King Nolan decrees blumph needs to be arrested and something incomprehensible needs to be done by the Supreme Court? His mind is too great for me to understand. :nolancries:

Would it make King Nolan more aroused if it was her own pornography?

Average chumbud :smugpipi:

fucking retard
 

Nenélove

I am coming for you
Early Adopter
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Latinx/Latine
Joined:  Sep 16, 2022

Seth

Well-known member
Fubuki's Best Friendo
Joined:  Feb 11, 2023

Awoogers

basic ass man who loves the british funny woman
Joined:  Jun 7, 2023

niggaphil

Well-known member
Joined:  Oct 23, 2022
His dad needs to unplug his internet forever.
Since they are living in America, there is a better solution:
:lumitenmakillhim:
 
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