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The Nolan Crush Memorial Post Dump and Lolcow Thread

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Very informative, thanks Nolan
 

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I love how just prior to him lusting after man butt he was polisperging about cenk uger, the holocaust, and antisemitism. I think politics makes him all horned up frfr.
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I love how just prior to him lusting after man butt he was polisperging about cenk uger, the holocaust, and antisemitism. I think politics makes him all horned up frfr.
He's always chasing after horses one way or another.
 

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Very informative, thanks Nolan
How many times do you guys think Nolan has whacked the ol' meat to that music video?
He is somehow still able to get horny.
His "penis explosion" is just another one of the lies i was told by the Asylum?
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How many times do you guys think Nolan has whacked the ol' meat to that music video?
Man i really wish i would've never thought about it but there you go. Probably not that much since he is probably a really weak man and gets exausted pretty fast due to his diabetes. i have no idea if what im saying makes sense or even true
 

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Man i really wish i would've never thought about it but there you go. Probably not that much since he is probably a really weak man and gets exausted pretty fast due to his diabetes. i have no idea if what im saying makes sense or even true
I am glad I made your body waste whoever many calories it takes turned into electric charges in order to process, analyze and then return that opinion.
 

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I am glad I made your body waste whoever many calories it takes turned into electric charges in order to process, analyze and then return that opinion.
He should have had a spontaneous mutation occur in there that made his body produce cyanide instead.

Everyone wins then.

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Probably not that much since he is probably a really weak man and gets exausted pretty fast due to his diabetes.
King Nolan is of extremely strong noble Germanic stock. He only stops his lust for rest after staying up every night to the point of exhaustion.

King Nolan is awake. His only post so far is about sex and racism. He’s clearly working on crafting up his next banger of a tweet.

He’s a true thinker, a visionary, that will be heralded for centuries to come due to his extremely poignant insights into sexuality and racism. He should be lecturing at a top universities, but this cruel world denies him his right to educate the masses. Tragic.:nolancries:
 

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This is my reaction to every single Nolan tweet
 

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I am 100% correct in stating politics turns on young King Nolan.


:whatastory:
 

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I am 100% correct in stating politics turns on young King Nolan.


:whatastory:

Why is nolan questioning his long-nosed overlords? Have the indoctrination programs in US schools failed? Or is he just uniquely retarded in such a way that makes him immune?
 

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So i just had a horrid realization. Anyone here play Yakuza 6?

Nolan "livechats" the exact way Kiryu does and given his inability to form any thought or personality on his own I have to wonder if his furious sperging out in vtuber chats and discord is a result of either thinking it's normal because it was in a video game or an upspoken addiction to cam whores .

 

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