"The second (college) roommate I had literally admitted her undying love for me; She texted me too, we were sitting on our beds right next to each other but she texted me that gay shit, I was like wow... wow, I just texted her back 'you're my roommate' and then I just walked away, byeee... and the following year I had to room in with her lol"Sena Bonbon

The Nolan Crush Memorial Post Dump and Lolcow Thread

Seth

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I dont care about designs but i cant fucking take seriously someone named OCTAVIO
Nolan think otherwise. Wait until he learn he's a flip too we're gonna see him coom on every chink discord.
 

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Nolan think otherwise. Wait until he learn he's a flip too we're gonna see him coom on every chink discord.

If even Nolan dislikes the names then something is clearly fucking wrong.
 

100% not Hakka

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If even Nolan dislikes the names then something is clearly fucking wrong.
He didn't even call the new homos STELLAR❤️💘💓💗🖤💚🤎🤍💙 or WONDOROUS❤️💘💓💗🖤💚🤎🤍💙.
The mighty have truly fallen
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Seth

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He didn't even call the new homos STELLAR❤️💘💓💗🖤💚🤎🤍💙 or WONDOROUS❤️💘💓💗🖤💚🤎🤍💙.
The mighty have truly fallen
:yagoocry:
stellar and wondrous didnt have enough black KWEEN energy to it he had to changr his vocabulary
 

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Kuri Rinji

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Nolan, you very likely still read this forum, so I'm gonna level with you. You had your mom drive you to a Brony convention and you likely needed her permission to go at 20+.

I'm not sure you even know what intercourse is, so no you WOULD NOT.

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Clown Penis

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Nolan, you very likely still read this forum, so I'm gonna level with you. You had your mom drive you to a Brony convention and you likely needed her permission to go at 20+.

I'm not sure you even know what intercourse is, so no you WOULD NOT.

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It gets worse when you remember he's an alphabet fag, and respects the pronouns.

It actually gets worse still, when you remember Nolan gay lusting for Vox.. and now he has a retarded pooner to lust for.
 

MornLurker

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It gets worse when you remember he's an alphabet fag, and respects the pronouns.

It actually gets worse still, when you remember Nolan gay lusting for Vox.. and now he has a retarded pooner to lust for.
A match made in hell
 

Aquatic Novellite

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Nolan, you very likely still read this forum, so I'm gonna level with you. You had your mom drive you to a Brony convention and you likely needed her permission to go at 20+.

I'm not sure you even know what intercourse is, so no you WOULD NOT.
If he went to a brony convention, he knows.

Whether he knows that it's something humans can do with each other and not just with horses is a different question, of course.
 

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I did not realize this was still getting daily updates and will have to add it to the rotation.

I also think there is a direct side effect to this exposure.
I never see CRUSH in the wild but I was catching up on this thread while also watching the Kiara/Roboco stream and saw...
 

Seth

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Nolan had a Nolan moment last week on his new favorite forum and you'll never guess why!!! Of course it is because of his beloved white chocolate niji femboy.
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Nolan had a Nolan moment last week on his new favorite forum and you'll never guess why!!! Of course it is because of his beloved white chocolate niji femboy.
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I hate the way these fuckers act, it's the same discord/reddit bullshit, acting like they're all fine and cool but they're already starting to isolate you because you don't speak the way they like. Did they seriously go on a psychoanalytic tangent about the word "based"? Jesus some people are insufferable, they certainly got us beat on the autism department.

I think Nolan is missing us already... not that we miss him at all.
 
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Topo Chico

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not that we miss him at all.
I MISS HIM, FREE MY NIGGA CRUSH! HE DINDU NUFFIN*!!!!!!!
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
❤️💚💙❤️💚💙❤️💚💙❤️💚💙
*he mostly shit up general so us epic wholesome pippa posters didn't have to deal with him much and I got to treat him like a zoo animal
 

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I hate the way these fuckers act, it's the same discord/reddit bullshit, acting like they're all fine and cool but they're already starting to isolate you because you don't speak the way they like. Did they seriously go on a psychoanalytic tangent about the word "based"? Jesus some people are insufferable.
I think Nolan is missing us already... not that we miss him at all.
Space battle are litterally reddit users. Nolan and other users had a massive argument over some fags not wanting to watch henya because of her collab with pippa. Because of course pippa is clearly a far right nazi doing everything she can to appeal to le 4kek and le evil troon killer website.
 

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Space battle are litterally reddit users. Nolan and other users had a massive argument over some fags not wanting to watch henya because of her collab with pippa. Because of course pippa is clearly a far right nazi doing everything she can to appeal to le 4kek and le evil troon killer website.
These kinds of forums feel so... cold? I would never feel comfortable commenting on there because, and I surprise myself here, I actually agree with Nolan that everyone there seems to always take issue with everything other people say. I know that if I say something retarded here most people will just laugh at me and some others might even join in and try to be as retarded as I am being, people here are generally pretty aloof. This shit of taking people to task over minor comments feels like being in a fucking regime and I think Nolan is finding out just how lenient we were with him and how most people were content with just laughing at him or stickering him if he said something dumb, now he has to put up with the no-fun-allowed sci-fi autists of spaceballs.
 

reinigen

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I hate the way these fuckers act, it's the same discord/reddit bullshit, acting like they're all fine and cool but they're already starting to isolate you because you don't speak the way they like. Did they seriously go on a psychoanalytic tangent about the word "based"? Jesus some people are insufferable, they certainly got us beat on the autism department.

I think Nolan is missing us already... not that we miss him at all.
I saw some post the other day in relation to the Pippa/4chan thing that went along the lines of "I'd rather be someplace where everyone acts like a giant asshole but isn't, than a place where everyone smiles and acts nice but isn't". I think that really sums up Reddit. It's a thin veneer that gives them some sense of superiority, but it's such a miserable website.
 

GOD'S STRONGEST BUILDERBEAR

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These kinds of forums feel so... cold? I would never feel comfortable commenting on there because, and I surprise myself here, I actually agree with Nolan that everyone there seems to always take issue with everything other people say. I know that if I say something retarded here most people will just laugh at me and some others might even join in and try to be as retarded as I am being, people here are generally pretty aloof. This shit of taking people to task over minor comments feels like being in a fucking regime and I think Nolan is finding out just how lenient we were with him and how most people were content with just laughing at him or stickering him if he said something dumb, now he has to put up with the no-fun-allowed sci-fi autists of spaceballs.
Why do you expect this tard with a list of bans so long one autist here has an excel sheet to track those, to learn or realize anything from this experience? Hes still going to be a tardraging handscooping sexpositive man from ohio thats going to blame pretty much anyone but himself because hes still an a tard and hes still a leftie
 

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I saw some post the other day in relation to the Pippa/4chan thing that went along the lines of "I'd rather be someplace where everyone acts like a giant asshole but isn't, than a place where everyone smiles and acts nice but isn't". I think that really sums up Reddit. It's a thin veneer that gives them some sense of superiority, but it's such a miserable website.
I used to be in this one discord (yes I used to actually use discord and have discord friends, laugh at me) for an indie game and I remember just how incredibly depressing that place was, if anyone disagreed with you they would either lambast you like inferior scum or just ignore you completely. I have never been a person who keeps their thoughts to themselves (unless I'm like actively scheming or probing people) and I think it got to a point where most of the people there began to simply ignore me and isolate me out of things because I just was not liked, I think the whole deal with proc being talked about like he was a pest and ignored comes to mind as a good comparison.

Ironically one of the few people who spoke to me and was genuine with his responses was the game dev himself, good dude which I had a lot of respect for (which is the only reason I even stuck around) but sadly he's been semi-absent for years.

The one who actually controlled the place was some stick-up-his-own-ass commie fággot that would powertrip and threaten people like he was such a big badass bitch and only ever interacted in the politics channel (yes they had one of those and it was unfunny cancer), he would literally change the server icon to a trans/rainbow flag on june and then ban anyone who complained and then celebrated like some twisted ethnic cleansing.

Just this sickening feeling of WRONG for my last few months there, everyone seemed so fucking fake and you couldn't trust anyone, that shit really soured me on discord as a whole and I have never been back since I quit (only of proc's own server but that place turned into cancer too).
 

GOD'S STRONGEST BUILDERBEAR

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Ironically one of the few people who spoke to me and was genuine with his responses was the game dev himself,
Why didnt you just tell the dude to ban the rainbow flaggot?
 

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Why didnt you just tell the dude to ban the rainbow flaggot?
Rainbow flaggot was a snake that had gotten into the pants of all of the devs and the dev's friends and was head of staff and I was just a dedicated fan. I had absolutely 0 power there, the dev really didn't really give a shit and he was just there to share some updates from time to time while the commie had actually started the discord as a fan club and then the dev came in and made it "official" (it was a fan club). I gotta clarify that this was a TINY project with maybe like 5000 people at most ever caring about it but in reality we were more like 200. The dev never supported the nonsense but he also never publicly denounced it, imo he just didn't give a solitary fuck and didn't want to stir the pot.
 
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