The Nolan Crush Memorial Post Dump and Lolcow Thread

[NeneHATE]

gollum but instead of the ring its fucking discord servers/forums to LMAOOOOOOOO into is what hes seeking

"NOLUM! NOLUM! Those filthy inmateses! They hates us! They kick poor Nolum precious! They kicks us!
We knows better! Nolum will not be kicked by discordses, Nolum knows his true friends! They betrays Nolum precious! They betrays us! They said they would allows us to stay but they kicks us! DAMN THEM! NOLUM! NOLUM!"

 

[BlueSharkTV]

Update on Ohio-dog.

*cries* he's so fucking retarded *sobs*
i will never understand why he has to type "cries" and "sobs" any time some retarded shit happens to him, why are all ponyfags this retarded

 

[God's Strongest Dragoon]

*cries* he's so fucking retarded *sobs*
i will never understand why he has to type "cries" and "sobs" any time some retarded shit happens to him, why are all ponyfags this retarded

Sympathy baiting

 

[Stunned But Dumb]

I hope that his dog starts eating properly. I feel for the poor pup.

This doesn't have anything to do with anything, I just think it's funny how it looks like islamic pekora and horrifying pippa are in love

 

[Seth]

*cries* he's so fucking retarded *sobs*
i will never understand why he has to type "cries" and "sobs" any time some retarded shit happens to him, why are all ponyfags this retarded

YOU DONT UNDERSTAND HES LITTERALLY CRYING AS HE IS TYPING ITS THE EMOTIONS

 

[NeneHATE]

*cries* he's so fucking retarded *sobs*
i will never understand why he has to type "cries" and "sobs" any time some retarded shit happens to him, why are all ponyfags this retarded

He's just fishing for compliments and pity, Nolan really reminds me of chris sometimes, the constant need to have people kissing his ass is shared between both.

 

[CalciumAnimal]

If that true that would mean he can live without using it/both

further confirmation Nolan is infact a worm.

YOU DONT UNDERSTAND HES LITTERALLY CRYING AS HE IS TYPING ITS THE EMOTIONS

at least it's Consistent LMAOOOOO.

 

[Hff201]

Even the fucking dog is sick of Nolan's shit. Incredible.

 

[El Rrata]

Seems like he changed his Youtube name, but pfp is the same. Still easy to spot in Bae's karaoke thanks to his retarded spamming. I have had a headache all night and seeing his stupidity made it worse. I ended up blocking him out of pure annoyance, so this is probably the last set of crap you'll get from me.

 

[RestlessRain]

Reminder that Nolan is so cripplingly autistic that the only people who probably tolerate him IRL are his family, and they seem to hate him because he's basically only one step above fucking Gollum with how he acts.

 

[CalciumAnimal]

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"we want's it the penis the exploded penis Nollum Nollum"

 

[Sky Shouter]

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What's Golan Crush's "precious ring"? I'm thinking it's a cum-encrusted Gura figurine.

 

[Awoogers]

What's Golan Crush's "precious ring"? I'm thinking it's a cum-encrusted Gura figurine.

a gura pony plush inside a jar

 

[fortnitesmasherX]

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Does Nolan write 'slay kween' to give others the impression that he's a proud black woman?

 

[Negzana]

Does Nolan write 'slay kween' to give others the impression that he's a proud black woman?

More likely he's an autistic shitter who doesn't see any irony or self-abasement in saying such a retarded thing

 

[Awoogers]

Does Nolan write 'slay kween' to give others the impression that he's a proud black woman?

he wants to appeal to everyone so most likely

watch him get banned after

 

[Seth]

Does Nolan write 'slay kween' to give others the impression that he's a proud black woman?

More likely he's an autistic shitter who doesn't see any irony or self-abasement in saying such a retarded thing

he wants to appeal to everyone so most likely

watch him get banned after

I was really feeling some deja vu with how this conversation was going. So i went and searched a bit.

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It just really made me think of this idk why

 

[Negzana]

I was really feeling some deja vu with how this conversation was going. So i went and searched a bit.



It just really made me think of this idk why

why the hell was Nolan on an Iroha fancord? Like that seems so random maybe I'm ignorant but why Iroha? Was he just desperate for any vtuber fancord's attention?

 

[reinigen]

Was he just desperate for any vtuber fancord's attention?

Literally and unironically, welcome to the Nolan thread. See my post below describing his habits.

He's like a hobo, going from server to server to livepost about people whom the server is not about. They tolerate him being there and smelling up the joint, all until he shits on the sidewalk and they kick him out so he has to find another server to fuck around on.

 

[Awoogers]

why the hell was Nolan on an Iroha fancord? Like that seems so random maybe I'm ignorant but why Iroha? Was he just desperate for any vtuber fancord's attention?

he jumps from discord to discord to get a crumb of attention

which leads him to be banned almost everytime