The Nolan Crush Memorial Post Dump and Lolcow Thread

[Topo Chico]

I'm worried Mr Nolan is going to be banned soon... In his attempt to defend Musk, or maybe just own the heckin evil idpol progressives, he auto triggers Twitter's hate speech system. I don't think it violates Twitter's ToS, but it's a great way to get report spammed by angry leftists. Is "retard" a ToS violation now?

Spoiler: tweet

https://archive.ph/T7n8s (wip as of posting)

 

[node]

I'm worried Mr Nolan is going to be banned soon... In his attempt to defend Musk, or maybe just own the heckin evil idpol progressives, he auto triggers Twitter's hate speech system. I don't think it violates Twitter's ToS, but it's a great way to get report spammed by angry leftists. Is "retard" a ToS violation now?
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Spoiler: tweet

https://archive.ph/T7n8s (wip as of posting)

Incoming to complete our custom set of Nolan responses?

 

[NeneLOVE]

I'm worried Mr Nolan is going to be banned soon... In his attempt to defend Musk, or maybe just own the heckin evil idpol progressives, he auto triggers Twitter's hate speech system. I don't think it violates Twitter's ToS, but it's a great way to get report spammed by angry leftists. Is "retard" a ToS violation now?
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Spoiler: tweet

https://archive.ph/T7n8s (wip as of posting)

I thought the ADL was a jewish invention to persecute people they dislike.

 

[Topo Chico]

I thought the ADL was a jewish invention to persecute people they dislike.

Ya you got it, founded in loving memory of a jew who killed a white girl and tried to frame a black guy. He was so guilty they lynched the jew over the black guy, this angered jews so much they created the ADL (historical revision now says he was innocent).

 

[reinigen]

Ya you got it, founded in loving memory of a jew who killed a white girl and tried to frame a black guy. He was so guilty they lynched the jew over the black guy, this angered jews so much they created the ADL (historical revision now says he was innocent).

Best summed up with this meme.

 

[La+ de Central Norte]

I'm worried Mr Nolan is going to be banned soon... In his attempt to defend Musk, or maybe just own the heckin evil idpol progressives, he auto triggers Twitter's hate speech system. I don't think it violates Twitter's ToS, but it's a great way to get report spammed by angry leftists. Is "retard" a ToS violation now?
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Spoiler: tweet

https://archive.ph/T7n8s (wip as of posting)

Perhaps Exploding his Penis wasnt enough.

 

[thhrang]

Perhaps Exploding his Penis wasnt enough.

You're right, perhaps we should've exploded his brain.

 

[RestlessRain]

You're right, perhaps we should've exploded his brain.

What brain?

 

[NeneLOVE]

You're right, perhaps we should've exploded his brain.

His penis IS his brain.

 

[No way dude]

His penis IS his brain.

If that true that would mean he can live without using it/both

 

[Awoogers]

If that true that would mean he can live without using it/both

well he wasnt using both anyways

 

[God's Strongest Dragoon]

Ya you got it, founded in loving memory of a jew who killed a white girl and tried to frame a black guy. He was so guilty they lynched the jew over the black guy, this angered jews so much they created the ADL (historical revision now says he was innocent).

Pro crime tip: Don't try to frame a black man for a crime by forging his confession in a letter when everyone in town knows that specific black man is illiterate.

 

[reinigen]

Update from the land of Ohio.

Man doesn't seem to like his father much. I understand being protective of an old pet, but that really took a turn there.

Also some miscellaneous stuff from the Pekora-Cord with Nolan being Nolan.

Update on Ohio-dog.

 

[Just pretending]

Update on Ohio-dog.

Does he even realize he's writing this in a discord server dedicated to vtubers and not some fucking emo blogging website?

 

[Awoogers]

Does he even realize he's writing this in a discord server dedicated to vtubers and not some fucking emo blogging website?

he probably does and is not giving shit

its kind of like the on brand thing on nolan at this point

 

[John Vtuber👁️]

...I think I know why his dog refuses to eat food given by him, but he might not like the answer

yell at a dog often enough, or worse, and they eventually fear what you will do - same with most pets, really

source: family used to yell at pets, then wonder why they almost always imprinted on me

 

[Awoogers]

...I think I know why his dog refuses to eat food given by him, but he might not like the answer

yell at a dog often enough, or worse, and they eventually fear what you will do - same with most pets, really

source: family used to yell at pets, then wonder why they almost always imprinted on me

and dogs understand shit so nolan actually just shouted for the dog to get stressed enough to not eat

poor boyo

 

[reinigen]

Does he even realize he's writing this in a discord server dedicated to vtubers and not some fucking emo blogging website?

Reminder that Nolan is so cripplingly autistic that the only people who probably tolerate him IRL are his family, and they seem to hate him because he's basically only one step above fucking Gollum with how he acts.

 

[Awoogers]

Reminder that Nolan is so cripplingly autistic that the only people who probably tolerate him IRL are his family, and they seem to hate him because he's basically only one step above fucking Gollum with how he acts.

gollum but instead of the ring its fucking discord servers/forums to LMAOOOOOOOO into is what hes seeking

 

[God's Strongest Dragoon]

Reminder that Nolan is so cripplingly autistic that the only people who probably tolerate him IRL are his family, and they seem to hate him because he's basically only one step above fucking Gollum with how he acts.

I don't know, I'd rather listen to Gollum rant about a ring than have an adult son that begs me to drive him to a ponyfag convention