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The Nolan Crush Memorial Post Dump and Lolcow Thread

reinigen

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Update from the land of Ohio.

Man doesn't seem to like his father much. I understand being protective of an old pet, but that really took a turn there.

Also some miscellaneous stuff from the Pekora-Cord with Nolan being Nolan.

 

BlueSharkTV

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Also some miscellaneous stuff from the Pekora-Cord with Nolan being Nolan.

>sticking hand in peanut butter jar
bizarre
>sticking hand in ice cream container
A-OK
:crushautistic:
 

Johnny Jambalaya

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Update from the land of Ohio.

Man doesn't seem to like his father much. I understand being protective of an old pet, but that really took a turn there.

Also some miscellaneous stuff from the Pekora-Cord with Nolan being Nolan.


The "and I hope you're not black" line followed by him explaining the insult is incredibly funny. He has no filter on what he says in the worst possible (yet most comedic) way possible. Interacting with him IRL with that lack of a filter has to involve a massive amount of secondhand cringe/embarrassment for his family or anyone unlucky enough to find themselves in his presence.
 

Hff201

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"and I hope you're not black" is one of the funniest Nolan-isms in a while.
 

node

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"and I hope you're not black" is one of the funniest Nolan-isms in a while.
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pairs perfectly with :crushautistic:
 

Latte'Ninba

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The "and I hope you're not black" line followed by him explaining the insult is incredibly funny. He has no filter on what he says in the worst possible (yet most comedic) way possible. Interacting with him IRL with that lack of a filter has to involve a massive amount of secondhand cringe/embarrassment for his family or anyone unlucky enough to find themselves in his presence.
It wasn't until reading this comment that I really put any thought into how fucking awkward it must have been for his mother while escorting him around that pony convention.
 

thhrang

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Das Rite, Nolan. Save the West. Channel your German blood.
 

reinigen

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thhrang

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Nenélove

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This I do believe otherwise he'd be in all the discords that banned him and he clearly isn't

I know he is here as a guest cause he ego searches himself in the general and complains to me about nolanposting

And he's never sent me anything from a member thread
I hope you're happy having to be this tard's babysitter for the rest of time each time someone says something mean about him.
 

Scoots

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>sticking hand in peanut butter jar
bizarre
>sticking hand in ice cream container
A-OK
:crushautistic:
I think it's obvious the bizarre comment is referring to the monkey insult not the act of sticking your hand in a peanut butter jar

Gross btw
I hope you're happy having to be this tard's babysitter for the rest of time each time someone says something mean about him.
I said this before but I'll say it again people here massively overestimate how time consuming it is
 

Nenélove

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I think it's obvious the bizarre comment is referring to the monkey insult not the act of sticking your hand in a peanut butter jar

Gross btw

I said this before but I'll say it again people here massively overestimate how time consuming it is
It's not about time, I've shared one private dm session with Nolan (It's super boring so I didn't care to post it here) and even that short exchange was mentally draining to me.
 

Scoots

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It's not about time, I've shared one private dm session with Nolan (It's super boring so I didn't care to post it here) and even that short exchange was mentally draining to me.
Guess I just have higher than average mental fortitude
:botanshrug:
I honestly have no notable negative effects from interacting with him
 

thhrang

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The Peanut Gallery

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CalciumAnimal

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Guess I just have higher than average mental fortitude
:botanshrug:
I honestly have no notable negative effects from interacting with him
say the words scoots "i can fix him" also accept that your gonna be mocked eternally for choosing to stay in contact with the penis exploded.

Edit: i can't grammar when it's 3AM sorry.
 
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Scoots

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say the words scoots "i can fix him" also accept that your gonna be more eternally for choosing to stay in contact with the penis exploded.
I don't think that second part was English

As for the first part there is a difference between fixing and mitigation
 

Sky Shouter

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Surprise surprise, Nolan is back to shitting up the homeland vtuber thread again
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He already got called out again by @reinigen on the Easy to Track Username Hall of Shame thread, specifically how he got banned from here and how he now has a lolcow thread on a vtuber forum of all places

To my surprise, Nolan hasn't shown up to slapfight in the thread yet. He's either learning to keep his aggression under control (doubt), or he simply hasn't been made aware that the thread is still talking about him and it's only a matter of time until he gets himself in trouble again.
 

CalciumAnimal

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Surprise surprise, Nolan is back to shitting up the homeland vtuber thread again
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He already got called out again by @reinigen on the Easy to Track Username Hall of Shame thread, specifically how he got banned from here and how he now has a lolcow thread on a vtuber forum of all places

To my surprise, Nolan hasn't shown up to slapfight in the thread yet. He's either learning to keep his aggression under control (doubt), or he simply hasn't been made aware that the thread is still talking about him and it's only a matter of time until he gets himself in trouble again.
what get's me here is he acts like hes somehow above making a crude childish joke and get's assmad when others are having fun. I know it's not NEW for him but for some reason it's hitting me more here then other times hes done it.
 

Fucking YTs

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I got nothing to add to the convo, but here is another smile:
:nolanihopeyournotblack:
 
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