The Nolan Crush Memorial Post Dump and Lolcow Thread

[Fucking YTs]

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Great reaction image.

A little optimized smile:

 

[Topo Chico]

Nolan is a BBC lover
@Short post his logs from the jim stream here for posterity plz

 

[node]

Nolan is a BBC lover
@Short post his logs from the jim stream here for posterity plz

Imagine if he was the one spamming /vt/ among other boards with porn. It'd fit tbh.

 

[Short]

Nolan is a BBC lover
@Short post his logs from the jim stream here for posterity plz

Sorry just saw this now.

2023-08-31 21:50:49 | Nolan Crush: meant to join sooner, oops. I need to binge on the Jim lore. I heard things aren't going well. I really hope he'll make it.
2023-08-31 21:51:40 | Nolan Crush: hi, if this continues Ralph will die before Jim LMAO
2023-08-31 21:54:01 | Nolan Crush: poof, he teleported
2023-08-31 21:54:58 | Nolan Crush: ???? HAHAHAHAH! What
2023-08-31 21:55:32 | Nolan Crush: American First is the biggest example of "silent sinners scream the loudest" I've EVER seen, Jesus
2023-08-31 21:56:16 | Nolan Crush: :rainbow_flag::rainbow_flag::rainbow_flag::rainbow_flag:
2023-08-31 21:56:53 | Nolan Crush: LOOOOOOOL! Based Jimbo
2023-08-31 21:58:57 | Nolan Crush: BTFO! Jim always wins
2023-08-31 22:00:43 | Nolan Crush: I got a lot of gay lore to look into HAHHAHA
2023-08-31 22:00:48 | Nolan Crush: Cuuuute pudding
2023-08-31 22:01:59 | Nolan Crush: The only thing Kino did wrong was the Flamenco thing. Afaik. So... doesn't seem a big deal to me compared to others
2023-08-31 22:02:36 | Nolan Crush: they're jealous af
2023-08-31 22:02:41 | Nolan Crush: JIM SWEEP!
2023-08-31 22:03:44 | Nolan Crush: it's the crazy people
2023-08-31 22:04:28 | Nolan Crush: the Alog Arc
2023-08-31 22:05:05 | Nolan Crush: AHAHAH!
2023-08-31 22:05:17 | Nolan Crush: worst fucking timing ever
2023-08-31 22:05:56 | Nolan Crush: FEASible :drum::drum::drum::drum:
2023-08-31 22:06:45 | Nolan Crush: LMAOOOO! sounds like such a clusterfuck
2023-08-31 22:07:20 | Nolan Crush: YES
2023-08-31 22:07:31 | Nolan Crush: Idk what Kooba is, I know Cuba
2023-08-31 22:08:03 | Nolan Crush: A suprise has come!
2023-08-31 22:08:29 | Nolan Crush: WHOSE GOT THAT
2023-08-31 22:08:43 | Nolan Crush: SWEATY SQUAD :high_voltage::high_voltage:
2023-08-31 22:10:34 | Nolan Crush: HEART ATTACK! HOLY FUCK! Super sorry, Christ
2023-08-31 22:11:10 | Nolan Crush: HAHAHAHAH! . Give it to Jade in her cage
2023-08-31 22:11:27 | Nolan Crush: :hamburger::french_fries::hamburger::french_fries::hamburger::french_fries:
2023-08-31 22:12:43 | Nolan Crush: so, 100x worse
2023-08-31 22:13:46 | Nolan Crush: HAHAHAHA
2023-08-31 22:14:00 | Nolan Crush: Oink oink oink! SUEYYYY! :pig::pig::pig::pig:
2023-08-31 22:14:41 | Nolan Crush: LMAOOOOO! Bars! :pig::pig::pig::pig::pig:
2023-08-31 22:15:06 | Nolan Crush: This is elementary school
2023-08-31 22:15:38 | Nolan Crush: HAHAHAHHA
2023-08-31 22:16:12 | Nolan Crush: illiterate is accurate.
2023-08-31 22:17:17 | Nolan Crush: 6th graders have better grasp on the English language.
2023-08-31 22:22:22 | Nolan Crush: PIPPIPIPIPIPIPIPI!
2023-08-31 22:22:58 | Nolan Crush: PIPPA PITS UOHHHHHHHHHH! :loudly_crying_face::loudly_crying_face::loudly_crying_face::loudly_crying_face:
2023-08-31 22:23:13 | Nolan Crush: Also she ate a spider at 250k LMAOOO
2023-08-31 22:26:08 | Nolan Crush: gotta focus! LMAOOOO! Metokur has a music career! COOL
2023-08-31 22:26:30 | Nolan Crush: HAHAHAHAH, Jimcore!
2023-08-31 22:27:32 | Nolan Crush: LMAOOO
2023-08-31 22:27:47 | Nolan Crush: This is blursed
2023-08-31 22:28:11 | Nolan Crush: It sounds like him but also not him
2023-08-31 22:28:24 | Nolan Crush: It's Jim but talented
2023-08-31 22:29:20 | Nolan Crush: :fire::guitar::fire::guitar::fire::guitar: Banger! DAMN
2023-08-31 22:31:00 | Nolan Crush: GO JIMAI GO
2023-08-31 22:31:22 | Nolan Crush: :man_dancing::woman_dancing::man_dancing::woman_dancing::man_dancing::woman_dancing:
2023-08-31 22:31:37 | Nolan Crush: GO GO JIMBOT :baguette_bread::fire::guitar::baguette_bread::fire::guitar::baguette_bread::fire::guitar::baguette_bread::fire::guitar:
2023-08-31 22:33:38 | Nolan Crush: RAPBOT JIMBOT :fire::fire::fire::fire::fire::fire:
2023-08-31 22:35:14 | Nolan Crush: Sad! :crying_face::crying_face::crying_face::crying_face:
2023-08-31 22:35:20 | Nolan Crush: It's Ralph's song
2023-08-31 22:35:37 | Nolan Crush: It's Jimover :candle::candle::candle::candle::candle:
2023-08-31 22:37:40 | Nolan Crush: LMAOOOOO! Not the singing robot!
2023-08-31 22:38:48 | Nolan Crush: HAHAHAHAH! Oliver Anthony
2023-08-31 22:40:13 | Nolan Crush: Never heard the full song
2023-08-31 22:40:37 | Nolan Crush: YEEEEHAWWWWWWWWWW :cowboy_hat_face::cowboy_hat_face::cowboy_hat_face::cowboy_hat_face::cowboy_hat_face:
2023-08-31 22:41:03 | Nolan Crush: No Minisoda anymore
2023-08-31 22:41:28 | Nolan Crush: the anti-welfare stuff is OOF
2023-08-31 22:42:00 | Nolan Crush: Poor Ralph
2023-08-31 22:42:18 | Nolan Crush: GO GO COWBOY JIMBOT :cowboy_hat_face::baguette_bread: :cowboy_hat_face::baguette_bread: :cowboy_hat_face::baguette_bread:
2023-08-31 22:43:12 | Nolan Crush: LOOOOOL! :clapping_hands::clapping_hands::clapping_hands::clapping_hands::clapping_hands:
2023-08-31 22:46:19 | Nolan Crush: LMAOOOO! This is so shit
2023-08-31 22:46:33 | Nolan Crush: :chopsticks::chopsticks::chopsticks:
2023-08-31 22:47:10 | Nolan Crush: BAKA MITAI
2023-08-31 22:47:25 | Nolan Crush: Vaush LOOOOL
2023-08-31 22:48:52 | Nolan Crush: Both! Both is good
2023-08-31 22:50:01 | Nolan Crush: HAHAAHAHHA! It's perfect
2023-08-31 22:50:07 | Nolan Crush: Aweeee
2023-08-31 23:03:45 | Nolan Crush: HAPPY BIRTHDAY JIM
2023-08-31 23:04:01 | Nolan Crush: LMAOOOOO

 

[BlueSharkTV]

one of the last accounts made was checking this thread yesterday, forgot which one and i didn't take a screenshot, but i like to believe some people made an account here to see why nolan has a thread rather than them just stumbling upon the thread from the new posts section.

going back to this, i guess some people do stumble upon nolan then follow the trail to this place.

 

[Topo Chico]

Nolan is a manlet

 

[Awoogers]

Nolan is a manlet

totally puntable

 

[RestlessRain]

Could you actually craft anything useful from Nolan?

A pair of boxing gloves so he doesn't hurt his hands next time he wants to beat a woman up.

 

[NeneHATE]

Nolan is a manlet

So he's short, autistic and diabetic? (and has a ridiculously squeaky voice) Damn what a hunk!

 

[Aquatic Novellite]

So he's short, autistic and diabetic? (and has a ridiculously squeaky voice) Damn what a hunk!

We didn't realise it at the time, but Nolan beating his sister was an upset. She'd been the favorite in that fight.

 

[NeneHATE]

We didn't realise it at the time, but Nolan beating his sister was an upset. She'd been the favorite in that fight.

He activated his trap card:
RETARD STRENGTH!

 

[RiverBear]

had this saved for a while now, but you a
guys are right - he does pop up even if you're not looking for him

 

[God's Strongest Mozumite]

It's definitely possible. It would kill you, and have to involve a horse, but it's possible. You could be the next Mr. Hands!

Nolan is a BBC lover
@Short post his logs from the jim stream here for posterity plz

If the next guy who drive bys this forum isn't named "Nolan Crush BBC lover" I'll be severely disappointed.

 

[Topo Chico]

Nolan is now reply guying to SFO's pet troon's engagement farming posts.

Spoiler: he cant stop replying to impression farming bait

BONUS number-fagging, further showing he doesn't care about Hololive, he just likes being part of a big stream

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Nolan is back on KF, he didn't know the domain changed

 

[Awoogers]

Oh fucking Christ almighty Nolan is in rocas karaoke stream

 

[reinigen]

Oh fucking Christ almighty Nolan is in rocas karaoke stream

Cursed by the All Seeing LMAO?

 

[CalciumAnimal]

Oh fucking Christ almighty Nolan is in rocas karaoke stream

Cursed by the All Seeing LMAO?

most disappointing final boss.

 

[Awoogers]

most disappointing final boss.

Thank fucking god roca is singing I literally forgot he existed

 

[NeneHATE]

Nolan is back on KF, he didn't know the domain changed

Damn it's my fault, I asked about the url change in the forum discussion thread yesterday, so that confirms it huh? He definitely has an alt on here since that forum section is members only I'm pretty sure. Unless proctor changed it.

 

[God's Strongest Dragoon]

Damn it's my fault, I asked about the url change in the forum discussion thread yesterday, so that confirms it huh? He definitely has an alt on here.

I suspected that when I noted that he had been completely absent from the Homeland after he got banned from here and assumed that he probably didn't know the domain got changed since it happened during the trial. Literally the day after I made that post, he ended his month+ long absence from the Homeland. So after this one, I think it's safe to say he's definitely lurking. It's like reinigen mentioned, he's a retard but he's not retarded enough that he can't download Proton VPN or the Brave browser to avoid IP bans. Even though he's a huge sperg, he likely knows that if he comments, he's DOA and can't lurk anymore. I wouldn't be surprised if that random account that people suspected of being a Nolan sock actually was him and a bunch of people instantly sniffing him out made him realize he can't post or he'll get caught. I bet Nolan is retarded about VPNs and thinks that it's "just 1 more chance" IP at another account here, so that's why he hasn't been posting because he thinks if that lurker account is killed, that's it for him.