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The Nolan Crush Memorial Post Dump and Lolcow Thread

reinigen

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He spread out his rant to you over 3 DMs in 3 minutes while then closing it for replies. Based on his post history recently, it feels like he was dipping his toes in the homeland to see if he would get assblasted again, growing more confident over time to post there. Then you came in out of nowhere and RKO'd him. :SelenHAHAhere:
I just can't get over the "It's important information" thing he said. Like....it's fucking anime girls on the internet. It's some of the most unimportant bullshit ever. It's just my goddamn hobby. Learn some fucking perspective you goddamn sperg.
Hit him with this

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Oh good call.
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Nenélove

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I just can't get over the "It's important information" thing he said. Like....it's fucking anime girls on the internet. It's some of the most unimportant bullshit ever. It's just my goddamn hobby. Learn some fucking perspective you goddamn sperg.

Oh good call.
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Should've let him reply, if you're gonna poke him then at least extract as much milk as you can.
 

Topo Chico

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Should've let him reply, if you're gonna poke him then at least extract as much milk as you can.
I think this is a Nolan setting again, Nolan should be able to reply but he won’t be able to reply to the reply. Look at Racism’s post on Nolan’s profile. Nolan replied but no one else can to that reply.
 

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No clue what's going on. Not seeing anything on the servers I have him tracked on. Looks like he was watching the Pomu/Lia stream on the main Phase Discord, and asked about Lia's upcoming birthday and any projects. I also see that invites to Lia's fan-server isn't working right now. Anyone here on that server that can check and see if "_crush__" was on it sometime today?
If his parents have any hope of him becoming a functioning member of society then they really need to kick him out. He hates being there but obviously not enough to take any initiative to leave.
 

reinigen

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Should've let him reply, if you're gonna poke him then at least extract as much milk as you can.
Must have been a default setting. Though it's tempting to leave it that way to just let him have the same treatment. I wouldn't have said anything anyways to be honest.
 

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Must have been a default setting. Though it's tempting to leave it that way to just let him have the same treatment. I wouldn't have said anything anyways to be honest.
Huh, must be, I know he can't edit or delete his own posts (he used to post dumb shit then instantly delete it when he got backlash, but you probably know this) but I didn't know he couldn't even have dms, steno must've gotten pretty pissed at him.

I miss steno, the only jannie willing to put up with us and even interested enough in chuubas to contribute to discourse. Now it seems the new thread jannie is Useful_mistake? Though they don't seem nearly as invested in chuubas.
 
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Zapan1984

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Is it cowtipping if I poke the cow on mutual turf when I was there before him?

So in the final days with Mr. Crush, he had this to say.

If you recall, this is because someone decided to doxx Nolan on the "Easy to Track Username Hall of Shame" thread on the farms - https://kiwifarms.st/threads/the-easy-to-track-username-hall-of-shame.104753/post-16435890

This, of course, is after years of us telling him to delete his username and start over for his own good. Which he roundly ignored every single time.

It only lasted 3 weeks after being banned here until he turned up again on the farms.


His excuse for the return despite being fulldoxxed and it being a 'security risk' was:



So clearly the stuff Nolan wanted to talk about has to be imminently important to risk his and his family's wellbeing to post about anime women, surely? Well, you'd never guess, but almost everything he has posted in that time has just been stream links.

Of the 35 posts he's made in that time, 30 of them included streamlinks. And of those 30 posts, he's posted 48 stream links. The remaining 5 posts have been Twitter links to announcements, laughing at the "ass" joke or whatever it was from the Tempus anniversary, alluding to the 'lesbian' relationships between Nerissa, Ollie, and Kiara, bitching at a drive-by, or explaining why he's back on KF.

After ramping up his posting (21 of the 35 posts have been in the last week) - and having 4 posts with nothing but streamlinks all on the same page I asked Nolan a simple question.
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I was greated some time later with these Private Messages from Nolan.
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He has since continued to keep posting stream links afterwards. So goes the cycle.
huh thats his last name. That would explain why he writes on Twitter somes times in German given his Family may be originated from there
 

God's Strongest Dragoon

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huh thats his last name. That would explain why we writes on Twitter somes times in German given his Family may be originated from there
Like twenty pages ago we figured out that he doesn't speak German and is just using google translate to argue online.
 

Zapan1984

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Like twenty pages ago we figured out that he doesn't speak German and is just using google translate to argue online.
ahh yeah forgot about that as i was there. only remembered he wrote really shitty german tweets.
The name stood out to me now given it is a Town name here.
 

reinigen

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ahh yeah forgot about that as i was there. only remembered he wrote really shitty german tweets.
The name stood out to me now given it is a Town name here.
Are you a native Kraut? If so, I'm not wrong in assuming he's arguing with Germans using auto-translation, right? Here's some examples.


 

Zapan1984

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Are you a native Kraut? If so, I'm not wrong in assuming he's arguing with Germans using auto-translation, right? Here's some examples.



Yeah native Kraut. Seems like Autotranslate as ngl took me a bit to get what we wants. thats gonna be now bit longer.

The first tweet would mean, back to English: "dirty tactics, when the democracy," which makes no sense at all and is horrible autotranslate
correct would be something like "Das ist eine schmutzige Taktik, wenn dann Demokratie"/"This is a dirty tactic, when then democracy"
The context is about how a politician in the party called "The Left" wants to sperate from them and create a new party, and the people that Nolan is responding to are thinking that it is a big plan so that the AFD gets fewer votes, which fits Nolan's tweet.

The second tweet would mean, back to English: "There's a saying called "choose your battles." The people are on the side of the AFD in this matter."
Which seems written normal to me but could have been easy for an autotranslate.
Just someone saying that the AFD makes you dumb and Nolan disagreeing

The third tweet could go many directions depending to whom it is directed at the Käs or Lexi but i still need time to understand it but to me it seems like autotranslate.
 

reinigen

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Yeah native Kraut. Seems like Autotranslate as ngl took me a bit to get what we wants. thats gonna be now bit longer.

The first tweet would mean, back to English: "dirty tactics, when the democracy," which makes no sense at all and is horrible autotranslate
correct would be something like "Das ist eine schmutzige Taktik, wenn dann Demokratie"/"This is a dirty tactic, when then democracy"
The context is about how a politician in the party called "The Left" wants to sperate from them and create a new party, and the people that Nolan is responding to are thinking that it is a big plan so that the AFD gets fewer votes, which fits Nolan's tweet.

The second tweet would mean, back to English: "There's a saying called "choose your battles." The people are on the side of the AFD in this matter."
Which seems written normal to me but could have been easy for an autotranslate.
Just someone saying that the AFD makes you dumb and Nolan disagreeing

The third tweet could go many directions depending to whom it is directed at the Käs or Lexi but i still need time to understand it but to me it seems like autotranslate.
Thank you for basically confirming the tard from Ohio is arguing with actual Germans about issues that don't concern or involve him using Google Translate. Jesus Christ. :ironmousekek::ironmousekek::ironmousekek:
 

Zapan1984

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Thank you for basically confirming the tard from Ohio is arguing with actual Germans about issues that don't concern or involve him using Google Translate. Jesus Christ. :ironmousekek::ironmousekek::ironmousekek:
Glad to help and yeah very stupid but then maybe he wants to feel homely for Nolans reasons given his Last name.
 

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Thank you for basically confirming the tard from Ohio is arguing with actual Germans about issues that don't concern or involve him using Google Translate. Jesus Christ. :ironmousekek::ironmousekek::ironmousekek:
In fairness, tards from Berlin also routinely argue with actual Americans about issues that don't concern or involve them using school English.
 

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I fear to ask, but Gura's new outfit has her dressed like a six-year-old schoolgirl. Has the Ohio Chumbud made any comments on Discord about this?
 

Awoogers

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Oh right it completely flew over my head last night because of sleepiness but the fucker was there for the whole duration of the regloss Collab

I didn't get the screencaps it was too fast
 

RestlessRain

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In fairness, tards from Berlin also routinely argue with actual Americans about issues that don't concern or involve them using school English.
America exports its culture to the world, and its foreign policy decisions affect every other country. Even if you're not American, I can understand you having opinions on what America is doing. Meawhile, Germany has only been a bit-player on the world stage since 1943.

Caring about America if you aren't American is understandable. Caring about what Germany is up to when you aren't German makes you a sperg.
 

Gintoki

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Nolan, every time when someone calls him out on his bullshit:
 

Seth

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I fear to ask, but Gura's new outfit has her dressed like a six-year-old schoolgirl. Has the Ohio Chumbud made any comments on Discord about this?
Yeah. Hes been nolanposting for every outfit so far in the peko discord. The usual i talk alone and mention of feet and booba.
 

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