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The Nolan Crush Memorial Post Dump and Lolcow Thread

Negzana

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She does seem like an incompetent therapist the way he explains it. BUT its nolan so i cant trust his words. This guy just loves being a victim
 

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She does seem like an incompetent therapist the way he explains it. BUT its nolan so i cant trust his words. This guy just loves being a victim
>Nolan explanation
"I said fuck"
>What actually happened
Started pounding his head in a tard rage and yelling fuck at the top of his lungs.

I don't trust a word he says, obviously. Nolan has proven to be a completely unreliable narrator for anything he witnesses.
 

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Nolan when his therapist doesn't like vtubers:
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who the fuck starts a sentence with cries
But how else are people supposed to know he's super duper sad and upset? He's an emotional guy who vents to random strangers online completely unprompted and unwanted, and he needs you to understand that.
 

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Tangentially related, Nolan chooses to use the UK's method, instead of the U.S method, of putting the commas or periods outside the quotation marks. He does this three times. His German LARP continues even in his tear filled rants.

He needs to rewrite this and flesh out what he actually means. There's big holes in the narrative about what transpired. The constant commas creating a magnificent run on sentence is great spergery, but leaves the reader with more questions than answers. If he wants attention he needs to write in a way that can be clearly understood.

C- Nolan try again.
 

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I am starting to think Nolan isn't real. "I had to explain to my therapist what a VTuber is," sounds like the start of a joke. With every post it gets harder for me to buy he exists.

I much rather believe in the rrat that the real Nolan died or left the internet years ago and some fed adopted his persona and accounts to help get a peek into fringe internet communities like bronies and Vtubers. He is both too weird and yet not weird enough for anything else to make sense
 

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I am starting to think Nolan isn't real. "I had to explain to my therapist what a VTuber is," sounds like the start of a joke. With every post it gets harder for me to buy he exists.

I much rather believe in the rrat that the real Nolan died or left the internet years ago and some fed adopted his persona and accounts to help get a peek into fringe internet communities like bronies and Vtubers. He is both too weird and yet not weird enough for anything else to make sense
that's one obsessive fed
 

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Gotta love how the therapist literally tells him "Bro you can't blame everyone else for you actions" and Nolan goes "FUCK YOU, I AM BLAMELESS AND PERFECT, I WILL NEVER COME HERE AGAIN REEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Prime lolcow behavior here guys.
who the fuck starts a sentence with cries
A pity begging fággot.
 

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Prime lolcow behavior here guys.
It's like he's JUST on the edge of full blown lolcow-dom, deserving of a thread on KF and everything. But he's just uninteresting enough or lacking a major fuckup event to not really justifying it. If only someone could track down his ponyposting from the past or currently and see how much of a fucking degen he is there. Might lead us somewhere more interesting than the vTuber side.
 

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It's like he's JUST on the edge of full blown lolcow-dom, deserving of a thread on KF and everything. But he's just uninteresting enough or lacking a major fuckup event to not really justifying it. If only someone could track down his ponyposting from the past or currently and see how much of a fucking degen he is there. Might lead us somewhere more interesting than the vTuber side.
He's still a lolcalf but maybe he will become more deranged as he gets older and his parents have less control over him (like chris). I wouldn't be surprised if he turns into a tránny twitter professional complainer, child-grooming degenerate.
 

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She does seem like an incompetent therapist the way he explains it. BUT its nolan so i cant trust his words. This guy just loves being a victim
Aside from the fact that Nolan is known to misrepresent every interaction to reframe himself in the right, the therapist in this story isn't incompetent. They tried to rationalize with a patient how their viewpoint was warped. As the story goes on, the therapist becomes more blunt because Nolan is hyper deluded and can't be rationalized into realizing he's wrong. This is actually normal procedure because a therapist isn't suppose to coddle you, they're there to help the patient understand themselves and grow. If they need to state exactly what's wrong in a very blunt manner because the patient is so deluded that they're refusing to acknowledge reality, then the therapist needs to dislodge them from their delusional thinking any way they can.
>Nolan explanation
"I said fuck"
>What actually happened
Started pounding his head in a tard rage and yelling fuck at the top of his lungs.

I don't trust a word he says, obviously. Nolan has proven to be a completely unreliable narrator for anything he witnesses.
The therapist is woefully unprepared for when they find out any progress they make in a session with Nolan will disappear as he pretends like it never happened.
 

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Update - Nolan has deleted the post about his therapy. And replaced it with this post.
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Update - Nolan has deleted the post about his therapy. And replaced it with this post.
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Does anyone ever even respond to these?
 

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Update - Nolan has deleted the post about his therapy. And replaced it with this post.
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Damn so he does fucking attack people when he gets spergouts huh? His family must be glad he's the thin and weak type of autist instead of the 6'4" overgrown lump of lard type.
 

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Does anyone ever even respond to these?
No, he largely gets ignored for the most part. He occasionally gets some responses like when his dog had trouble eating people were sympathetic and giving suggestions. People have tried to point out problems in his line of thinking, but it basically goes in one ear and out the other.
 
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