The Nolan Crush Memorial Post Dump and Lolcow Thread

[God's Strongest Dragoon]

Nolan has taken refuge in Chinese fancords. He is ESL LMAOing
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Begun, the tard wars has.
Chase and Crush spergfest 2023

 

[thhrang]

The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race. They have greatly increased the life-expectancy of those of us who live in “advanced” countries, but they have destabilized society, have made life unfulfilling, have subjected human beings to indignities, have led to widespread psychological suffering (in the Third World to physical suffering as well) and have inflicted severe damage on the natural world. The continued development of technology will worsen the situation. It will certainly subject human beings to greater indignities and inflict greater damage on the natural world, it will probably lead to greater social disruption and psychological suffering, and it may lead to increased physical suffering even in “advanced” countries.

 

[Superduper Samurai]

>He now has to resort to hanging out with chinks on discord to livepost and "LMAOOO" in google translate

 

[46gumi]

Nolan has taken refuge in Chinese fancords. He is ESL LMAOing
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[God's Strongest Dragoon]

The funniest part of this recent development is that the Chinese have historically sheltered Jews.

 

[Hff201]

It's like he's JUST on the edge of full blown lolcow-dom, deserving of a thread on KF and everything. But he's just uninteresting enough or lacking a major fuckup event to not really justifying it. If only someone could track down his ponyposting from the past or currently and see how much of a fucking degen he is there. Might lead us somewhere more interesting than the vTuber side.

He's a lolcow, but a very niche one since it's mostly people already familiar with the vtuber community who'll get just how absurd his particular brand of obsession is. To people on the outside, a lot of his Discord bans probably won't mean much since concepts like "roommates" and corpo culture aren't universally understood, and with the coomer shit... well, they just assume we're all degenerates anyway, so aside from having a bit of a giggle at his paper-thin opsec like in the Easy to Track Usernames thread they don't really have much to sink their teeth into.

 

[Aquatic Novellite]

I never thought I'd feel sorry for the Chinese, and I was right.

They deserve Nolan, and Nolan deserves them.

 

[Awoogers]

boy watching nolan seeking refuge to the chink of all races is like watching a recurring villain and a penultimate villain tardwrangle each other to death


now imagine he becomes indoctrined by mao

 

[Stunned But Dumb]

now imagine he becomes indoctrined by mao

mao

Just one letter off of LMAO... Has the influence been here all along?

 

[Awoogers]

Just one letter off of LMAO... Has the influence been here all along?

fuck hes been a redpill all along

 

[Gintoki]

Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my empty posts... and my chat messages... even my LMAOs. The Discord servers I've lost... the accounts I've lost... won't stop hurting... It's like they're all still there. You feel it, too, don't you?

 

[Johnny Jambalaya]

Nolan has taken refuge in Chinese fancords. He is ESL LMAOing
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It would be absolutely hilarious if we see one of his long winded diatribes against his brother/father/whoever pissed him off that day written in Google Translate Chinese.

 

[reinigen]

It would be absolutely hilarious if we see one of his long winded diatribes against his brother/father/whoever pissed him off that day written in Google Translate Chinese.

I've been lazily trying to find information about the existence of these discords, but haven't found much yet. If anyone gets an in, post it here.

 

[Fucking YTs]

I've added a new reaction section for these called "Crush Reacts" under smiles.

 

[PassiveUnaggressive]

Wow
Are you sure you want to give us this much power?

 

[Fucking YTs]

Wow
Are you sure you want to give us this much power?

Of course. But,

 

[Abomination]

Every time someone joins said Chinese servers:

 

[Zyklon Mag]

If the Chinese start making threads about him in ricespeak a year from now in whatever their /vt/ is, I will do a pirouette. If he can argue with random Krauts on the internet over stupid German politics, I'm sure he'll eventually sperg out in shitty Mandarin.

 

[reinigen]

 

[YGO Link Monster]

There are still Chinese Holo Fans??