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Jean Valjean

Brimming with salt
Joined:  Feb 22, 2023


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Today's tea leaves are something else.
 

The Rratarded Alt

Rat-girl Idol Connoisseur
Joined:  Dec 14, 2023
Remember, remember the rrats about the 23rd of... February. If the dramafag and 4chan are to be believed, something happens today.
 

Aquatic Novellite

Merry Shiorin
Early Adopter
Joined:  Oct 10, 2022
Remember, remember the rrats about the 23rd of... February. If the dramafag and 4chan are to be believed, something happens today.
Remember kids. If you keep throwing out random dates, eventually you'll be correct on one of them!
 

Negzana

Well-known member
Joined:  Apr 15, 2023
Remember kids. If you keep throwing out random dates, eventually you'll be correct on one of them!
I'm calling dibs on March 4th. There's no way they'd let Rosemi graduate in February
 

I Wanna Die

Don't do drugs, blow all your money on vtubers
Joined:  Nov 15, 2023
I'm calling dibs on March 4th. There's no way they'd let Rosemi graduate in February
Imagine if all the rrats about one graduation a month cause them to lengthen the time between graduations even more causing people to be stuck forever, like contracts are expired but the accounts are just sitting there in limbo cause they refuse to graduate them.
 

Jean Valjean

Brimming with salt
Joined:  Feb 22, 2023
Remember, remember the rrats about the 23rd of... February. If the dramafag and 4chan are to be believed, something happens today.
>dramafag and 4chan
>to be believed


Pick one.
 

The Rratarded Alt

Rat-girl Idol Connoisseur
Joined:  Dec 14, 2023

God's Strongest Dragoon

Well-known member
Joined:  Mar 20, 2023
Crossposting from the general thread

Ruh roh rosemi

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Reminder that she just had her 1st stream yesterday after a 2 week break since February 3rd.
 

niggaphil

Well-known member
Joined:  Oct 23, 2022

VSoyBoy

Well-known member
Joined:  Feb 16, 2024
Crossposting from the general thread

Ruh roh rosemi

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Reminder that she just had her 1st stream yesterday after a 2 week break since February 3rd.

Didn't the savants at vt have her announcing her graduation today? So that's not happening then.
 

The Rratarded Alt

Rat-girl Idol Connoisseur
Joined:  Dec 14, 2023
Didn't the savants at vt have her announcing her graduation today? So that's not happening then.
Rrat: management changed their mind on allowing her to graduate at the last minute (literally 24 hours before she was going to announce it) because it would look bad given the timing. She fought them over it and called them all slant-eyed yamanbas, thus got herself a suspension.
:baeJam::baeJam:
 

Egg the Boiled

Yeah.
Joined:  Nov 2, 2022
Didn't the savants at vt have her announcing her graduation today? So that's not happening then.
Oh please. This is just the cover for her suddenly vanishing. We'll soon get an announcement that Rosemi died of tuberculosis.
 

LurkerD

The lurker formally known as Drax
Joined:  Dec 2, 2022
Remember kids. If you keep throwing out random dates, eventually you'll be correct on one of them!

I'm calling dibs on March 4th. There's no way they'd let Rosemi graduate in February

If were picking dates i pick June 28th. It's international rose day and i think the graduation line is a bit long right now, might take a few months to work through.
 

Clown Penis

Dizzy "Elf Pride Worldwide" Dokuro
Early Adopter
Joined:  Sep 13, 2022
Imagine if all the rrats about one graduation a month cause them to lengthen the time between graduations even more causing people to be stuck forever, like contracts are expired but the accounts are just sitting there in limbo cause they refuse to graduate them.
Imagine the above but now they have to bid on graduation slots, along with an incredibly black, Jewish-level contract that forbids streaming in any other capacity.

..Wait, that last part is already real.

:rikutazumi:
 

Hff201

Pippa Fan, Failed Normalfriend
Early Adopter
Joined:  Sep 13, 2022
Imagine if all the rrats about one graduation a month cause them to lengthen the time between graduations even more causing people to be stuck forever, like contracts are expired but the accounts are just sitting there in limbo cause they refuse to graduate them.
Eventually there'd come a point where you're so tired of waiting for your designated graduation slot that you'd fire up a stream and just yell the Yamanba word repeatedly until they terminate you.
 

Aquatic Novellite

Merry Shiorin
Early Adopter
Joined:  Oct 10, 2022
Eventually there'd come a point where you're so tired of waiting for your designated graduation slot that you'd fire up a stream and just yell the Yamanba word repeatedly until they terminate you.
Rosemi standup comedy stream.

"This company is so black, everyone's a Yamanba. Mr. Tazumi? Yamanba. My manager? Yamanba. Millie? Superduper Yamanba! You cannot work for Nijisanji unless you're a Yamanba. That's why it's a coffee, no milk or sugar company. Imagine Phase Connect but it only hires Italians. That's Nijisanji. Now fire me already, Riku! Bring it, bitch. LET ME OUT!"
 

agility_

We have some serious streams to discuss 🔨
Early Adopter
Joined:  Sep 14, 2022
Nijisanji management went to an onsen, and when they dipped in the bath the water turned into coffee.

*badoomph tsk!*
 

Jean Valjean

Brimming with salt
Joined:  Feb 22, 2023
Well, unless something happens at like midnight we can say rrats disproven, I suppose. Then again, judging by the recent Uki thing the livers do a good enough job at killing the company reputation without the help of management.
 

Stunned But Dumb

Well-known member
Joined:  Jan 29, 2023
Well, unless something happens at like midnight we can say rrats disproven, I suppose. Then again, judging by the recent Uki thing the livers do a good enough job at killing the company reputation without the help of management.
Imagine if these were still managers skinwalking and they just replied how they thought the livers would. "Now, what are Uki's most notable traits... oh, I know!"
 

Xuhle

Well-known member
Joined:  Nov 9, 2023
Imagine if these were still managers skinwalking and they just replied how they thought the livers would. "Now, what are Uki's most notable traits... oh, I know!"
At that point they need to just outright fire the PR guy cause at that point any other or they do will be "negligible".
 
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