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Awoogers

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courting death then all of the newborn in the neighboring village gets killed just because

chinese are fucking weird
 

God's Strongest Dragoon

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courting death then all of the newborn in the neighboring village gets killed just because

chinese are fucking weird
It's not just the Chinese. Have you learned about the word "defenestration", Mr. ESL? It means "to throw out of a window". You might be wondering why we would have a word to describe such an event. It's because people kept getting thrown out of windows in Prague, sparking huge wars. The 3rd defenestration started the Thirty Years War, the deadliest European conflict until the 1900s.

Then there's the time the Dutch ate their Prime Minister.
 

Awoogers

basic ass man who loves the british funny woman
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It's not just the Chinese. Have you learned about the word "defenestration", Mr. ESL? It means "to throw out of a window". You might be wondering why we would have a word to describe such an event. It's because people kept getting thrown out of windows in Prague, sparking huge wars. The 3rd defenestration started the Thirty Years War, the deadliest European conflict until the 1900s.

Then there's the time the Dutch ate their Prime Minister.
the dutch ate their what

like literally?
 

Jean Valjean

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In conclusion, civilisation is fucking weird and it was probably a mistake. But without civilisation we wouldn't be here watching chuubas so it cancels out.
 

Awoogers

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God's Strongest Dragoon

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the dutch ate their what

like literally?
Yes, in 1672. He had just resigned like a month earlier but his enemies hated him so much, they put his brother on trial for treason. As customary at the time, they tortured him to force a confession but he didn't confess and was only sentenced to exile. When the former prime minister went to help his brother get started on his exile, a mob killed and ate them.

Historical accounts were that the mob was rather disciplined, so it wasn't just a ravenous insane mob.
 

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Don't let the chinese distract you from the fact that emperor Nero of Rome declared war on Neptune and had his praetorian guard stab the ocean with their spears.
 

Awoogers

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Don't let the chinese distract you from the fact that emperor Nero of Rome declared war on Neptune and had his praetorian guard stab the ocean with their spears.
that was caligula

he was literally horny for the fucking moon for some reason
 

God's Strongest Dragoon

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that was caligula

he was literally horny for the fucking moon for some reason
Yeah, but Nero did dip Christians in oil and then set them on fire to light his gardens at night.

All I'm saying is that Nero and Caligula were peaked unhinged and would have made top tier vtubers.
 

Awoogers

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Yeah, but Nero did dip Christians in oil and then set them on fire to light his gardens at night.

All I'm saying is that Nero and Caligula were peaked unhinged and would have made top tier vtubers.
that and the one time he saw a teen(i think) who looked like his wife he castrated the boy and married him

nero is fucking weird in all accounts
literally the men in menhera
not even a menhera hes just insane
even more than his horny to the moon uncle
 
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Gintoki

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Uki is still an insufferable turbo fag? Looks like someone needs to acquainted with the faggօt bat.
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God's Strongest Dragoon

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that and the one time he saw a teen(i think) who looked like his wife he castrated the boy and married him

nero is fucking weird in all accounts
literally the men in menhera
not even a menhera hes just insane
even more than his horny to the moon uncle
Huh, reminds me of someone :vespernice:
 

Xuhle

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Negzana

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that and the one time he saw a teen(i think) who looked like his wife he castrated the boy and married him

nero is fucking weird in all accounts
literally the men in menhera
not even a menhera hes just insane
even more than his horny to the moon uncle
Elegabalus was a kiwifarms thread patient negative
 

Aquatic Novellite

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Clown Penis

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Most wars we have are based upon killing each other, so not exactly much practice on the external front. PLA is laughably bad to the point that in the India skirmish a few years back only a few kilometres were advanced and more people died on the Chinese side than the Indian one despite technically being a victory. And yet they love posturing so much that we overseas Chinks make fun of them for it too.
Wasn't that first border skirmish fought with literal sticks too?

Imagine the smell as Pajeet screeches at Pao to not redeem.
 

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The lurker formally known as Drax
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Pencilfreak

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