[Live] PIPPAPOSTING

[fortnitesmasherX]

I'm starting to get really worried about how unfunny your bit is.

Is she pregnant or not? We need to know.

 

[Brosnan Pierce Brosnan]

Is she pregnant or not? We need to know.

do we even?!?!?!

 

[Realticule]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

I seriously doubt that Pippa would have to rely on someone where it would be actively dangerous for THEM to make a trip across stateliness just to buy groceries. She either drives and is playing it up, has a friend who she goes with that is local and not a vtuber/in the scene (who knows, maybe a roomate). Or is a boyfriend, either previously named or unnamed.

Or she Ubers everywhere. She has to have had someone drive her about, at least during the tooth saga as they normally don't let you get behind the wheel all doped up.

There is a real appeal to yandere women.

Gator's a good friend of mine, and considering I got my shit together a lot better than Ralph he could do a lot worse...

How much gunt grease do you make Gator drink daily?

 

[Ｍｕｒｒａｙしないで]

Is she pregnant or not? We need to know.

Look, she just met Chris a couple days ago. It's going to take a bit more time before the tests return an accurate result.

 

[Short]

Well, at least she is consistent.

 

[Titanosaurus]

Are you saying you wouldn't take time out of your day to make Pippa happy?

>happy
I might make her some meals but I don't think I'd be making her happy

 

[Realticule]

Well, at least she is consistent.

You know, sometimes I feel like I understand her a little too much.

 

[Topo Chico]

I seem to remember her mentioning having a car, but I can't give any specifics as to when she did.

Well if you remember a vod where she said it ill scan it to satisfy my autism.

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I decided to search her twitter for usages of "drive driving drove"
And this is the only instance where it's not totally obvious that she's making a joke (this is likely a joke)

Spoiler: all other driving references

All her mentions of the word car seem to imply she is around cars and or has access to a car a lot but never directly takes ownership of "her" car or use "my car". The jury is still out I guess?

Doesn't say "my car" says "a car"

Spoiler: *some search results for "car"

again she doesn't take ownership of the car

 

[Thomas Talus]

Well, at least she is consistent.

What kind of lies did she feed the machine to make it think she's anything in the same continent as kuudere?

 

[Realticule]

What kind of lies did she feed the machine to make it think she's anything in the same continent as kuudere?

Well she did mention she doesn't show emotion in person and just stays quiet, while on stream she's a very different and open person. I know the shit I say on here I'd never say in person.

 

[thhrang]

I know the shit I say on here I'd never say in person.

Because you'd get hit with several restraining orders.

 

[Realticule]

Because you'd get hit with several restraining orders.

Oh come on, it's not that bad.

Edit: You know what, you're all a bunch of nerds and some women would view my affection as a significant bonus.

 

[Hff201]

Edit: You know what, you're all a bunch of nerds and some women would view my affection as a significant bonus.
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The "women are nice to the autistic kid" buff wears off once you become an adult.

 

[Brosnan Pierce Brosnan]

Oh come on, it's not that bad.

Edit: You know what, you're all a bunch of nerds and some women would view my affection as a significant bonus.
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Yeah I'm sure that plenty of women would be extremely ecstatic to hear about your plans to fix an internet rabbit

 

[Realticule]

The "women are nice to the autistic kid" buff wears off once you become an adult.

The autism just makes the love all the better.

Yeah I'm sure that plenty of women would be extremely ecstatic to hear about your plans to fix an internet rabbit

I don't need plenty of women, just the right woman.

 

[thhrang]

Yeah I'm sure that plenty of women would be extremely ecstatic to hear about your plans to fix an internet rabbit

He's insane.

The autism just makes the love all the better.

This sentence is horrible.

 

[Sankisei]

i was about to stop the concerposting but i think i like that more that reading Reticule Plans to fix Pippa

 

[Realticule]

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He's insane.

The Thhrangussy in action:

 

[Sopmod Senior]

The autism just makes the love all the better.

What the hell are you trying to say here? That you want a woman with a developmental disorder? Sort your life out, saying shit like this (even if it's 'ironic') is fucking weird.

 

[Realticule]

What the hell are you trying to say here? That you want a woman with a developmental disorder? Sort your life out, saying shit like this (even if it's 'ironic') is fucking weird.

I'm just saying if she thinks trains are cool it's a bonus.