A ten year old coupe owned by someone who didn't do any maintenance, it has rust spots and flaking paint even though it isn't old. Previous owner neglected her badly, compression is low. Her radiator is all gunked up from rusty water. overheats easily, burns oil. Needs engine rebuild, she's full of electrical gremlins, it's a miracle it hasn't set itself on fire.
It's fun to hoon, unfortunately she breaks down weekly. By some miracle it won you some local races, people admire your piece of junk, she's a rare car to find. How long will it last without major overhaul? It has potential, but would be a major investment to fix all issues.
I'm dying from cringe, kill me
Edit. Forgot an important part of the story:
Some puertorican kid wants to buy it from you, pesters you about it everytime he sees you, keeps telling you that he will fix her. You tell him to fuck off each time, deep down you know that he will just put straight pipes and some ugly rims on it and run it to the ground.