Couple things. As Pippa alluded to, if you wanted to Minecraft, NONE of the common methods work well. You don't have either the steely willpower nor the aim you think you do, that's a fuckawful plan. Hanging is slightly better but as likely to end with you a cripple or a vegetable as to end up dead. Jumping into traffic is a roulette wheel (and creates victims, making you a murderer as often as not). Jumping off a building is very unreliable and bridges are a big nope (dozens try this on the Golden Gate every year and you can't even clear the struts, so you smash yourself on the metal on your way down then belly flop into the sandbar below, never reaching deep water till you slowly die (if you do at all). My brother was a mortician and now works for a city coroner and has seen it all. Oh, and don't try any medications you have access to, they "work" mostly by forcing your organs to shut down, leaving you a barely-alive burden who is in pain nobody can even imagine. Chubbyemu had a good video on that one, it happens every day too (mostly women). No horror novel has ever approached the repulsive, horrifying evil that results every day of the week from botched suicide attempts and botched is the default. Everyone thinks "well I would be more competent". NOOOPE lol.
You're going to die either way in a few decades tops, always sooner than you planned or expected and always with regrets about things you didn't do. Just wait, EZ.
On a different spergfest, yeah I wanna dropkick Archivebro for interrupting Pippa's talks too but you guys somehow keep forgetting that she tells him to do it and expects him to. Pippa wants to read the stupid supas and wants to be wrangled and reminded. That's not on the janny's initiative, it's what she has him around for and asks him to do. You're just kicking a dog here. She has people she has tasked with reminding her to stay on task, what time it is, generally being fun police because that's what she wants. It's horseshit to pretend they're just being clueless assholes, that's /vt/ tier shit. She has said this repeatedly and when she says she needs tardwrangled this IS part of what she means, like it or not.
I'm so happy she's doing better these days.
