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nooternun

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Kanade is the penultimate regloss member for monetization.


Numbers wise I am glad they are a different "branch". It allows Cover to treat them differently, maybe giving them separate incentives, seeing as it will be way harder for them to hit some milestones that have become a given. Notably, 1 million subs. It's early and I am still holding out that regloss is going to do things a bit differently. Live performances please.
 

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I am glad both of you decided to appear at the same time
Sadly AzeHara is missing to complete the trio of bastards that quote Half the Forum
would you believe i actually skipped several pages?
 

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Maybe call one of them "chinchin." That would be a cute little nickname that I'm sure they'd appreciate.

THIS IS A JOKE. DON'T DO THAT.
I am extremely saddened that in current internet days we actually need such clarification :ameraintear:
Is there anyone in Holo who would become a Manager after their graduation? The obvious pick would be Ame, but sometimes I think that Kiara would be a good fit too.
Iirc Kiara toyed with that idea on stream a long while ago. As well as being a dance instructor
 
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Recently I learned that Amahane Miran's group Star Ring announced earlier this month that they're dissolving. As a result, some of their talents are moving to another corpo while others are going indie like Miran and the one that I recently discovered from the same group, Popuri.



What sucks though is just an hour ago their official account tweeted this announcing that Popuri will graduate entirely.



And here I was looking forward to more of her singing.

:ameraintear:
 

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Another blessed Subaru Aki collab. They're watching HoloGras and trying not to laugh with a recorder in their mouths. Loser gets smacked. Basically like that one MiKorone segment.

They've gotten really close over the past few months and it's blessed to see :sanasmile:

There's also an original song dropping in a few minutes with Subaru, Okayu, Pekora and Miko. It's for a soda sponsorship that started a while ago but it should be cute at least. Need more cheerleader Subaru.
 

nooternun

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Recently I learned that Amahane Miran's group Star Ring announced earlier this month that they're dissolving. As a result, some of their talents are moving to another corpo while others are going indie like Miran and the one that I recently discovered from the same group, Popuri.



What sucks though is just an hour ago their official account tweeted this announcing that Popuri will graduate entirely.



And here I was looking forward to more of her singing.

:ameraintear:

WTF, as far as I understood it was more like a doujin circle then a corporation. Here is hoping Popuri, and Beryl sweet Beryl where are you?, come back.

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My interpretation of this isn't that they hadn't been talking for months, but just that Tenma thinks if they talk about some topic (I haven't watched any of these Class of '09 streams because I hate visual novels so I have no idea what) she feels they might stop talking to each other in the future. And I imagine if they're as good friends as Tenma said, "a few months" was an exaggeration. So this whole thing is nothing.

But maybe that's just my rosy take on it because I don't want to see mommy and daddy fighting.
Imagine Pippa getting a husband or a boyfriend at some point. You say one thing wrong and she fucking ghosts you around the house for months because you said you like ferrets more than dogs. :pippasadl:
 

46gumi

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Anon with her weekly cooking stream



Some new shorts as well



 

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I'm gonna say something nice about Vshojo.

I think it's a good idea how when they want to scoop up a new talent, they just do it and have them debut in a matter of weeks. No waiting to have enough new members to debut a new "generation." I guess that approach is un-idol-ish, but it's practical and minimizes the time the talent waits around for their time to debut to their old fans and make money in favor of actually debuting and making money. Granted, only sucking up established streamers that don't have to be trained in how to do any of this stuff makes such an arrangement possible, but aren't we at a point where other established corpos are asking for 6 months or more of streaming experience on their application forms anyway? Maybe other corpos should consider this approach.

I said something nice about Vshojo. Take a screenshot because who knows if this will ever happen again.
 

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I'm gonna say something nice about Vshojo.

I think it's a good idea how when they want to scoop up a new talent, they just do it and have them debut in a matter of weeks. No waiting to have enough new members to debut a new "generation." I guess that approach is un-idol-ish, but it's practical and minimizes the time the talent waits around for their time to debut to their old fans and make money in favor of actually debuting and making money. Granted, only sucking up established streamers that don't have to be trained in how to do any of this stuff makes such an arrangement possible, but aren't we at a point where other established corpos are asking for 6 months or more of streaming experience on their application forms anyway? Maybe other corpos should consider this approach.

I said something nice about Vshojo. Take a screenshot because who knows if this will ever happen again.
They aren't just sitting on their asses doing nothing while waiting for a debut. They hang around, talk to management, test things out (even if everything goes to shit the moment they start a real stream anyway), think about future plans, often prepare debut song and assets and other things of that matter, build up relationships, it's a time well spent to prepare for a proper debut as a different persona. There is literally only one reason why it works for vshojo - they are hiring orbiters and already established streamers with connections, meaning this steps could be skipped. Neither Holo nor Niji has such a thing as orbiters, people who are not part of the company yet effectively are.
 

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I found this pretty funny when I saw it in my feed.



AEW is where Ex-WWE talent usually go because afaik they aren't as corporate as WWE and talents have a bit more creative freedom there.

:ironmousekek:
 

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For those who missed Sawas Class of 09 stream last night
 

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I'm gonna say something nice about Vshojo.

I think it's a good idea how when they want to scoop up a new talent, they just do it and have them debut in a matter of weeks. No waiting to have enough new members to debut a new "generation." I guess that approach is un-idol-ish, but it's practical and minimizes the time the talent waits around for their time to debut to their old fans and make money in favor of actually debuting and making money. Granted, only sucking up established streamers that don't have to be trained in how to do any of this stuff makes such an arrangement possible, but aren't we at a point where other established corpos are asking for 6 months or more of streaming experience on their application forms anyway? Maybe other corpos should consider this approach.

I said something nice about Vshojo. Take a screenshot because who knows if this will ever happen again.
Vsho is fine. Nyanners is gone Vebitch is gone Froot isa whore and everyone knows is zen may or may not be a girl who knows who cares. move on.

the only other reasons to hate them are minor shit that people are still holding onto for whatever reason.

i honestly dont understand it. I mean i'm not above making whore jokes either so take what for what it's worst but the people saying it's gonna die any day now must be off their meds.

They have decent talent and even after Mouse bites it they will probably just keep existing like a splinter just slightly too annoying to remove.
 

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For those who missed Sawas Class of 09 stream last night
Not the point of the clip, but her vocal range is incredible, it's like there are four different women taking turns speaking
 

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I stopped watching VSHOJO once the whole Arcadum explosion happened years ago, which is a story and a half itself, and it seemed to shift pretty much everything surrounding them ever since

give me some headache medication and a few meals down in the day, I can spin up a conspiracy theory regarding this, but right now it's just vibes
 

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I am glad both of you decided to appear at the same time
Sadly AzeHara is missing to complete the trio of bastards that quote Half the Forum
Sorry that my posts are too long :yagoocry:

Neither Holo nor Niji has such a thing as orbiters, people who are not part of the company yet effectively are.
Not quite the same, but I would count Holo Mamas and Papas as orbiters, especially Ui-mama, Pochi-mama and Pako-papa and Lack-papa.
Also I guess Kanauru is kinda an Orbiter too?
 

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Not the point of the clip, but her vocal range is incredible, it's like there are four different women taking turns speaking
Clearly, Sawa is four midgets in a trenchcoat.
 
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