The Nolan Crush Memorial Post Dump and Lolcow Thread

[Phantasm]

Nolan has a remarkable talent for arguing with, and sometimes getting exploded by the talents themselves. Nyaru, Sleepy, Kiara, Clio...

I'm starting to get the sneaking suspicion that he has a humiliation fetish and we're all just playing into it at this point

 

[Aquatic Novellite]

I'm starting to get the sneaking suspicion that he has a humiliation fetish and we're all just playing into it at this point

Judging by the post he made about his beating his sister, then getting beaten by his dad, then beating himself, you're almost certainly on to something.

Of course, paired with his aggression, this fetish leads to some odd results.

 

[Phantasm]

Judging by the post he made about his beating his sister, then getting beaten by his dad, then beating himself, you're almost certainly on to something.

Of course, paired with his aggression, this fetish leads to some odd results.

Sadomasochism is the term I believe when someone likes to both be hurt by someone and hurt others like our dear Nolan

 

[CalciumAnimal]

all of that would imply hes capable of thoughts other then UWU? Slack off. Goon and Whine.

 

[niggaphil]

I'm starting to get the sneaking suspicion that he has a humiliation fetish and we're all just playing into it at this point

Let us recount what kind of humiliation/fetish does Nolan has:

1) Masochist: Getting penis exploded by the talent themselves, but he still go back to them and do some horny posts, or asking for discord. Recent example is Nolan asking for Sleepy discord before his penis was exploded by Clio:

2) Snuff: Beating the crap out of his family members, one of the possible reason to cause his suicide victim's life, and tell other to kill themselves

3) Scat: Playing with dog's diaper, not flushing toilet, fisting ice-cream etc

4) Bestiality: He loves to fuck ponies. Do I need to say more?

5) Role-play kink: He loves to be the "Always-right" people, and never back down when his view was challenged. He gonna get the WIN. Oh yeah, he also wants @superduper to wear Gura costume to role play with him


I am not sure what other fetishes he has, but I think @superduper could tell us more


Edit: Before his Penis exploded, Nolan mentioned he has 130 discords in his current account:

I am sure > 50% of the servers are fucking degenerate pony/shipping server. If you could think of one, Nolan probably joined it

 

[Phantasm]

I am not sure what other fetishes he has, but I think @superduper could tell us more

@superduper Ignore this man DO NOT TELL US MORE please for the love of god somethings should stay secret

 

[Brosnan Pierce Brosnan]

Sleepycord would have murdered his ass I wish it happened

 

[Sky Shouter]

I'm starting to get the sneaking suspicion that he has a humiliation fetish and we're all just playing into it at this point

Sadomasochism is the term I believe when someone likes to both be hurt by someone and hurt others like our dear Nolan

Or, maybe, just maybe, and this is just a theory based on my years of carefully observing bule dari ohio, he's just a narcissistic retard that lashes out violently to all perceived injuries to his massive ego.

Maybe but even a retard is capable of learning after being hit and this particular retard has been hit countless times with no improvement so he's getting something out of all this

A retard may be able to learn, a narcissistic retard cannot. See Fat Rick "Enjoy Prison Stalker Child" Tomlinson, DarkSydePhil, and Russell Greer.

The Nolan Cycle is unbreakable.

 

[Phantasm]

Or, maybe, just maybe, and this is just a theory based on my years of carefully observing bule dari ohio, he's just a narcissistic retard that lashes out violently to all perceived injuries to his massive ego.

Maybe but even a retard is capable of learning after being hit and this particular retard has been hit countless times with no improvement so he's getting something out of all this

 

[superduper]

Let us recount what kind of humiliation/fetish does Nolan has:

1) Masochist: Getting penis exploded by the talent themselves, but he still go back to them and do some horny posts, or asking for discord. Recent example is Nolan asking for Sleepy discord before his penis was exploded by Clio:

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2) Snuff: Beating the crap out of his family members, one of the possible reason to cause his suicide victim's life, and tell other to kill themselves

3) Scat: Playing with dog's diaper, not flushing toilet, fisting ice-cream etc

4) Bestiality: He loves to fuck ponies. Do I need to say more?

5) Role-play kink: He loves to be the "Always-right" people, and never back down when his view was challenged. He gonna get the WIN. Oh yeah, he also wants @superduper to wear Gura costume to role play with him


I am not sure what other fetishes he has, but I think @superduper could tell us more


Edit: Before his Penis exploded, Nolan mentioned he has 130 discords in his current account:

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I am sure > 50% of the servers are fucking degenerate pony/shipping server. If you could think of one, Nolan probably joined it

@superduper Ignore this man DO NOT TELL US MORE please for the love of god somethings should stay secret

 

[CalciumAnimal]

Or, maybe, just maybe, and this is just a theory based on my years of carefully observing bule dari ohio, he's just a narcissistic retard that lashes out violently to all perceived injuries to his massive ego.


A retard may be able to learn, a narcissistic retard cannot. See Fat Rick "Enjoy Prison Stalker Child" Tomlinson, DarkSydePhil, and Russell Greer.

The Nolan Cycle is unbreakable.

Phil has never once had to change life just gives him wins.

 

[niggaphil]

The Nolan 'Jobless' Crush is showing his political power level in twitter:

Nolan is anti Trump and supports the MEXICO MOVEMENT because he needs the GYATT

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Comparing bringing the kids who go to normal event, and the kids to degenerate events

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Saying all Holo girls are "WOKE" because they are LESBIAN:

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Trying to pick the fight, and fuck with the GOYIM:

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Nolan claimed the Reddit is FAR-RIGHT

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Trying to speedrun again to get his penis exploded in Twitter:

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Being Full Nijisisters again:

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Also, he is learning to 'groom' other user publicly in twitter by claiming he is the BIGGEST HOLOLIVE and NIJISANJI Fans!!!

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[niggaphil]

I'm starting to get the sneaking suspicion that he has a humiliation fetish and we're all just playing into it at this point

After being humiliated by Clio, Nolan decided to claw back to Clio discord and ask for forgiveness

He sure has some humiliation fetishes

 

[BlueSharkTV]

Remember when Nolan said he wouldn't politisperg on twitter because that's what keeps getting him banned? good times.

 

[Italian Raccoon]

After being humiliated by Clio, Nolan decided to claw back to Clio discord and ask for forgiveness

Nolan has been only kicked out of 109 discords, you have to realize it's not his fault!

 

[Negronald Trump]

Remember when Nolan said he wouldn't politisperg on twitter because that's what keeps getting him banned? good times.

On a different topic, look at this goldfish doing some tricks.


And here's Nolan learning absolutely

Cheers to ya, ya retard. Ya make this beer go down easy.

 

[Clown Penis]

The Nolan 'Jobless' Crush is showing his political power level in twitter:

Nolan is anti Trump and supports the MEXICO MOVEMENT because he needs the GYATT
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Comparing bringing the kids who go to normal event, and the kids to degenerate events
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Saying all Holo girls are "WOKE" because they are LESBIAN:
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Trying to pick the fight, and fuck with the GOYIM:
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Nolan claimed the Reddit is FAR-RIGHT
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Trying to speedrun again to get his penis exploded in Twitter:
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Being Full Nijisisters again:
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Also, he is learning to 'groom' other user publicly in twitter by claiming he is the BIGGEST HOLOLIVE and NIJISANJI Fans!!!
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>All those necros of shit from 2024.
Really Nolan, necrophilia? Really?

Nolan has been only kicked out of 109 discords, you have to realize it's not his fault!

 

[niggaphil]

Nolan has been only kicked out of 109 discords, you have to realize it's not his fault!

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109 discord servers? Try 300 discord servers

In Proctor's Nolan stream, he was banned by 250 discord servers. 7 months had passed, so I expect it reached 300 servers

 

[Hff201]

And to think, all he has to do is make an account that isn't called "Crush" and doesn't have a pony Gura avatar, and nobody would have to know anything about his history. These people would be infinitely more charitable toward him if he made an honest attempt to distance himself from his prior retardation, rather than re-enacting it almost verbatim.

 

[PassiveUnaggressive]

Is there a Crrush larper or something, or are we seriously to the point of underscores before and after?


(Pippa's off-collab with Hina and Kisaka)