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The Nolan Crush Memorial Post Dump and Lolcow Thread

fortnitesmasherX

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Does anyone know if Nolan's oldest brother has kids?
 

Zizara

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Oh no no no no Nolan, who loves Uuuoh and no-no square, dropped an important information just now on twitter:

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Why did Nolan hang around with "kids", what's his ultimate motives? Will he turned into a Uuuoh/no-no square monster in the future? :crushGettingWorse:

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Mouse's voice is like that because her lungs are damaged, but, I've also met women who have voices that high-pitched entirely naturally.
I can guess why the melanated community wouldn't know such examples of femininity, but is Nolan too busy LMAOing in vtuber chats to hear what those same vtubers sound like?
 

Seth

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Nbinted, Mana, and Nolan all swirling into one pot of broken brain faggotry. Who else is next? Will that Froot simp join them?
Nolan, Nbinted, Mana, Flipsie, and Makotolitch. I just can't figure out the last one.
 

God's Strongest Dragoon

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Nenélove

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Nolan - Sloth

Bint - Envy

Mana - Wrath

Flipsie - Greed

Makoto - Lust

Need two more
 

God's Strongest Dragoon

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Nolan - Sloth

Bint - Envy

Mana - Wrath

Flipsie - Greed

Makoto - Lust

Need two more
Flipsie is lust due to their amount of hornyposting twitter comments. Makoto is pride because of how much he'll screech about Froot's honor.
 

Seth

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Clown Penis

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Maybe his sex toy krimbo perhaps?
Fuck you for this sentence. I hope a swarm of the New French People (☪️) Notre Dame you for introducing this evil amongst us.

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:koboharam:
Or the other big marina defender can't remember his name.
Silvy?
 

Seth

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El Rrata

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I hope Nolan is watching this Gigi and Fauna collab. They are playing SH2 and roasting a character for eating ice cream with his fist.
:nolanitwasnotfine:
 

PassiveUnaggressive

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I hope Nolan is watching this Gigi and Fauna collab. They are playing SH2 and roasting a character for eating ice cream with his fist.
:nolanitwasnotfine:
I heard that, and I thought, "does she know?" :kaelalaugh:
 

Superduper Samurai

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Looks like Nolan was a little too heated on twitter and told someone to kill themselves. What a surprise.
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niggaphil

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Looks like Nolan was a little too heated on twitter and told someone to kill themselves. What a surprise.
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Nolan is a parody of himself afterall.

When he was banned, he immediately activated his sleeper account and continue to shitpost.
I don't mind alt acc, but mighty Nolan Crush once said that he fucking hate alt account because he is an honest person :Vesper-UNHINGED:
 

Topo Chico

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I don't mind alt acc, but mighty Nolan Crush once said that he fucking hate alt account because he is an honest person :Vesper-UNHINGED:
The King lives by different rules!
:CrushAllowed:
 

niggaphil

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Nolan Crush continues to defend Nijisister honours in twitter by having tard fight with other ppl after he can't vent anymore in the chink discord:



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Yeah Nolan, like we take it out of context that you beat the crap out of your sister few years ago, you claimed it didn't matter anymore but it was an actual fact that may contributed to your sister did a flip....



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It makes you a big fucking retard, Nolan. :pankosmug:




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Only Nolan is able to bring the argument of Numberfagging Bint and Flipse followers in the tard fight :tenmakys:



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After SPERGING too much in the tard fight, Nolan decided that enough is enough, and he need to focus on positive things like DSP:



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Nolan, you are just using ChatGPT to make shit up.....


1 hour later after Nolan said he wanted to focus on positive things....



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:NOWWELAUGH:


Now Nolan used the twitter to do his retarded venting



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Edit: Of course, copy and paste the same shit to the chink discord that haven't ban him yet! :Vesper-UNHINGED:

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PassiveUnaggressive

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God's Strongest Dragoon

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Embedding the tweet of his rant to the discord is so fucking funny. Can't even be bothered to copy and paste the rant itself but feels necessary to spread it around.
 

CalciumAnimal

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Nolan - Sloth

Bint - Envy

Mana - Wrath

Flipsie - Greed

Makoto - Lust

Need two more
nolan is too much of a sperg to be sloth. he huffed like 6 bags of sugar.l
 

Topo Chico

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Not worth archiving, just sad that the average American's memory forgot the two famous bombings by leftists in the '70s. Also for someone as obsessed with quoting Webster, his usage of "coup" is tenuous at best.
 
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