The Nolan Crush Memorial Post Dump and Lolcow Thread

[GOD'S STRONGEST BUILDERBEAR]

Who gave him the opportunity to be around kids?

Who let their kids unsupervised for them to interact with nolan?

 

[fortnitesmasherX]

I was asking a serious question. He's alone all day watching streams and his only job was at a nursing home.

I don't think he's been around kids unless he's talking about his school days.

 

[Nigel Nigerman]

Who let their kids unsupervised for them to interact with nolan?

Why did the unsupervised kids want to interact with Nolan in the first place?

 

[CalciumAnimal]

Why did the unsupervised kids want to interact with Nolan in the first place?

"look at this giant child! maybe he has candy"

 

[Clown Penis]

I was asking a serious question. He's alone all day watching streams and his only job was at a nursing home.

I don't think he's been around kids unless he's talking about his school days.

We're coping hoping this is the case.

When Nolan talks about how much he loves lolis, it's certainly not the candy.

 

[niggaphil]

I was asking a serious question. He's alone all day watching streams and his only job was at a nursing home.

I don't think he's been around kids unless he's talking about his school days.

Here's my speculation: The only situation that he would 'interact' with kids: When he took his dog out for a walk, passed by a park with kids, and discuss Vtubers and ponies shit with the kids...........

 

[CalciumAnimal]

tasteless jokes that have a scary possibility of not being jokes aside.

The real answer is "i met a kid once so clearly i am their chosen representative" in the same way he is the "chosen representative of Germans" and whatever other people he has decided to inflict his wisdom upon

 

[God's Strongest Dragoon]

Here's my speculation: The only situation that he would 'interact' with kids: When he took his dog out for a walk, passed by a park with kids, and discuss Vtubers and ponies shit with the kids...........

There's no parks anywhere close to where he lives. He lives out in the sticks.

 

[Koronesuki]

And he doesn't take the dog out for walks.

 

[Aquatic Novellite]

And he doesn't take the dog out for walks.

He takes his pony plushies out for walkies instead.

Surely having a pony plush is a way to chat up cute girls.

You know.

The kindergarten kind.

 

[niggaphil]

Nolan 'I am Nijifans, not Nijisister' crush is sucking Nijisister NBinted cock and fight with another Vtweeter, Flipsie:

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Nolan, the fact that you didn't vote but bitching about trump in tweeter shows that you are a massive tard. He was still so fucking salty about people make fun of him for not voting

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Nolan wants to move to Cucknada. With his impressive women beating skill, I am sure he can get a good security job in Cucknada!!!!

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[GOD'S STRONGEST BUILDERBEAR]

crush is sucking Nijisister NBinted cock and fight with another Vtweeter, Flipsie

 

[Seth]

Nolan 'I am Nijifans, not Nijisister' crush is sucking Nijisister NBinted cock and fight with another Vtweeter, Flipsie:

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Holy shit. Its like the infinity stones but its called the infinity retards. Elon has assembled 3 of them already. He needs 3 more interacting all together and half of twitter will be pulverized. Hopefully its all the twitter retards.

 

[Abomination]

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That's rich coming from the shitbag who calls his dead sister "my suicide victim".

 

[RestlessRain]

Nolan, you retard, America is the only country that pays you to exist, because you're an American. You'd have no chance in any other country besides America because no--one else is paying for the tugboats that other countries' retards get given and you're not capable of doing any actual work.

 

[CalciumAnimal]

Nolan wants to move to Cucknada. With his impressive women beating skill, I am sure he can get a good security job in Cucknada!!!!

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if he moves down here we will eat him alive. Maybe if he moves to Quebec they might feel a kinship with his autism.

 

[Koronesuki]

Nolan 'I am Nijifans, not Nijisister' crush is sucking Nijisister NBinted cock and fight with another Vtweeter, Flipsie:
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Nolan, the fact that you didn't vote but bitching about trump in tweeter shows that you are a massive tard. He was still so fucking salty about people make fun of him for not voting

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Nolan wants to move to Cucknada. With his impressive women beating skill, I am sure he can get a good security job in Cucknada!!!!

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Maybe he can get some of that Canadian healthcare.

 

[GOD'S STRONGEST BUILDERBEAR]

Nolan wants to move to Cucknada. With his impressive women beating skill, I am sure he can get a good security job in Cucknada!!!!

Nolan a millisecond after askind for some insulin

 

[RestlessRain]

Canadian Nolan: I missed the last Gawr Gura stream, I want to kill myself.

Canadian Healthcare: We can help with that.