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The Nolan Crush Memorial Post Dump and Lolcow Thread

CalciumAnimal

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Why? He knows he's muted I told him I did it in our final dm I posted here
you think that will stop an autist? especially since we know he uses alts.

you ready for a ColanNrush to start clogging your dm's?
 

God's Strongest Dragoon

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Why? He knows he's muted I told him I did it in our final dm I posted here
Well clearly he forgot because he replied to you anyways.
 

niggaphil

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Nolan 'the Blue Prophet' has predicted all of these incidents. You all should join him and repent your sins!!!

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Also, seething about his dad is being Trump supporter (If I interpret correctly?)

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Take that, @Azehara! He is a NIJIFANS, NOT NIJISISTERS!!!! Thats why Nolan posted the Elira stream to Dokibird discord server because he is A NIJIFANS!!!!!

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Well said, Nolan! Most of us cannot accept you because you are so different from us and you prove that you are the biggest retard in the internet!!!

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Archive 4

Oh Nolan, why the burgerland lefty wants to execute the commie plans? For example, the Commiefornia???

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Nolan is the Bernie bros, guys!! Feel the BERNS!!!

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Finally, Nolan rather SUCK NIJISISTERS COCK so that he could shit on False and defend DN BUSSY!!!

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God's Strongest Dragoon

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Nigel Nigerman

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God's Strongest Dragoon

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Very funny considering he didn't vote himself

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Reminder that Nolan saw a therapist and it was peak comedy

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The blogpost from 9/12/2023 for reference:
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Of course Nolan, clearly Bernie is the most trusted and beloved figure in modern politics and not some commie hack whose entire job is to placate commie voters and tell them to vote for whoever the Democrats want

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And there's the classic Nolan strat of "this retarded opinion is true because some random site said so!"

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niggaphil

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Very funny considering he didn't vote himself

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Reminder that Nolan saw a therapist and it was peak comedy

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The blogpost from 9/12/2023 for reference:
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Of course Nolan, clearly Bernie is the most trusted and beloved figure in modern politics and not some commie hack whose entire job is to placate commie voters and tell them to vote for whoever the Democrats want

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And there's the classic Nolan strat of "this retarded opinion is true because some random site said so!"

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Not gonna lie, his Schizo posting on twitter now is much funnier compared to his *cries* and venting in chink discord :dokiSmug:

Also, I found another interesting info of Nolan, he was self-reporting himself once again in ERB chinkcord!!! :dokiwheeze:

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niggaphil

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Yo @superduper, your ex-husband cucked you, how do ya feel!!! :dokibirdWhat:

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Nolan is so degenerate that he forgot his penis was exploded and couldn't function anymore

Also some twitter activity:
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Imagine Elon slashes the Tugboat department, and Nolan could not get his tugboat money and help in the future anymore :wawaspazzing:



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Nolan avoiding to read the twitter and replies: IMPOSSIBLE :CrushAllowed:
 

superduper

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Yo @superduper, your ex-husband cucked you, how do ya feel!!! :dokibirdWhat:

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Nolan is so degenerate that he forgot his penis was exploded and couldn't function anymore

Also some twitter activity:
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Archive

Imagine Elon slashes the Tugboat department, and Nolan could not get his tugboat money and help in the future anymore :wawaspazzing:



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Archive 2
Nolan avoiding to read the twitter and replies: IMPOSSIBLE :CrushAllowed:
Nolan should be banned from the internet.
 

TKN_Lurker

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Yo @superduper, your ex-husband cucked you, how do ya feel!!! :dokibirdWhat:

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Nolan is so degenerate that he forgot his penis was exploded and couldn't function anymore

Also some twitter activity:
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Archive

Imagine Elon slashes the Tugboat department, and Nolan could not get his tugboat money and help in the future anymore :wawaspazzing:



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Archive 2
Nolan avoiding to read the twitter and replies: IMPOSSIBLE :CrushAllowed:
Man, tweeting almost everyday for zero engagement and zero replies while being acknowledged by literally no one. What does Nolan even gain from this lol.
 

Seth

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Yo @superduper, your ex-husband cucked you, how do ya feel!!! :dokibirdWhat:

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Nolan is so degenerate that he forgot his penis was exploded and couldn't function anymore
Bro what?? I genuinely don't understand how anyone could post something like ths genuinely and not feel extremely stupid for doing so.
 

Hotdogs Aplenty

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Bro what?? I genuinely don't understand how anyone could post something like ths genuinely and not feel extremely stupid for doing so.
There are 272 pages here demonstrating Nolan's inability to reflect on his actions or see how other people may view him.
 

niggaphil

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Man, tweeting almost everyday for zero engagement and zero replies while being acknowledged by literally no one. What does Nolan even gain from this lol.
He should try to discuss about the numbers on stream chatrooms and get the vtubers' attentions like Kiara, so that ppl could clip it and make him famous.

Oh wait, he got shadowbanned in most of the streams.:dokiwheeze:
 

Clown Penis

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There are 272 pages here demonstrating Nolan's inability to reflect on his actions or see how other people may view him.
Have we ever asked him how he would feel if he hypothetically did not have breakfast?
 

GOD'S STRONGEST BUILDERBEAR

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What does Nolan even gain from this lol.
INTELLECTUAL SUPERIORITY
In 2000 years, his tweets will be studied the same way Socrates teachings are studied now. Look at the bigger picture.
 

niggaphil

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Oh no no no no Nolan, who loves Uuuoh and no-no square, dropped an important information just now on twitter:

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Why did Nolan hang around with "kids", what's his ultimate motives? Will he turned into a Uuuoh/no-no square monster in the future? :crushGettingWorse:

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fortnitesmasherX

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Oh no no no no Nolan, who loves Uuuoh and no-no square, dropped an important information just now on twitter:

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Why did Nolan hang around with "kids", what's his ultimate motives? Will he turned into a Uuuoh/no-no square monster in the future? :crushGettingWorse:

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What kids is he even talking about? When did he have the opportunity to be around kids?
 

God's Strongest Dragoon

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Clown Penis

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CalciumAnimal

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