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The Nolan Crush Memorial Post Dump and Lolcow Thread

Topo Chico

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Someone searching twitter for leftoid cope stumbled on Nolan. Also isn't Nolan calling himself a leftist a new development? Did this election radicalize him further towards the left? Either way I wish I was a fly on the wall in House of Nolan, the tears vs celebration that must be going on there has to be kino.
 

Fauna's Deadest Sapling

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Someone searching twitter for leftoid cope stumbled on Nolan. Also isn't Nolan calling himself a leftist a new development? Did this election radicalize him further towards the left? Either way I wish I was a fly on the wall in House of Nolan, the tears vs celebration that must be going on there has to be kino.

Taken everything we know about this dipshit in totality, he's probably doing the same borderline-ChatGPT stuff as ever and just putting in whatever words he thinks will get his e-peen sucked the most. Twitter is rampant with performative Lefty nonsense so since that's the clown-filled circus he hangs out in, he's probably made the false association that "Bi + Left = Am Good Person".
 

niggaphil

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:nolancries::crushsobs::crushcriesalot:
Found in Nerrissa chink cord:
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A cunt who doesn't vote was whining to the max. Truly a retarded leftist. Will Nolan fedpost about Trump soon in twitter? Find out in next episode! :whatastory:
 

reinigen

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Nolan "i spend my days arguing about politics" Crush has decided to not vote. Somehow im not even shocked at this.


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I have a theory!
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I would bet MONEY Nolan isn't even registered to vote properly.
 

Topo Chico

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God's Strongest Dragoon

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He is registered to vote surprisingly. I looked it up on Ohio's voter information website.
He's in Warren County
It looks like he registered back in 2019, which was before his sister's death. So she might have had a hand in getting him registered. Also if @reinigen ever gets permission to make that Nolan thread on the farms, the Schlamersdorf are going to get flooded with pizza deliveries because of how easy it is to find his address.
 

Nigel Nigerman

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Someone searching twitter for leftoid cope stumbled on Nolan. Also isn't Nolan calling himself a leftist a new development? Did this election radicalize him further towards the left? Either way I wish I was a fly on the wall in House of Nolan, the tears vs celebration that must be going on there has to be kino.

Nolan being "bisexual" is apt for him. I mean, he's fucking autistic and retarded.
:marinesmug::marinesmug::marinesmug:
 

RestlessRain

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Remember to eat that Popular vote L too retard. Odd how one can claim this election was "maybe rigged" but the dems somehow randomly lost 20 million votes that ONLY existed last election which is somehow "normal." Also all that shit you mentioned happened last election as well but it's (D)ifferent if it benefits you I suppose. Votes didn't go our way, truly voting is dead!

The funniest part is he's still less angry about this than oversleeping for a stream. He doesn't "so insanely hate regret and sorry" not voting so he can't be that mad. :marinesmug:
This election was rigged. There should be full photo ID checking and paper ballots, and full auditing of votes and voter rolls to stop Republicans from stealing more elections in the future.
 

Latte'Ninba

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This election was rigged. There should be full photo ID checking and paper ballots, and full auditing of votes and voter rolls to stop Republicans from stealing more elections in the future.
Fuck. You have defeated my vile nature with your facts and logic good sir. When you're right, you're right.
I now hope Trump will make one of his day 1 first order of business issues working towards solving these issues officially. Racism cannot be allowed to win! Everyone of all races should be held to the same standards and policies.
 

RestlessRain

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Just found out the German government has collapsed (there's a coalition of three parties that currently rule Germany and one of them has pulled out and called for an election), and my immediate thought was, "I wonder what famed German political scholar Nolan Crush thinks of this."
 

VSoyBoy

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Just found out the German government has collapsed (there's a coalition of three parties that currently rule Germany and one of them has pulled out and called for an election), and my immediate thought was, "I wonder what famed German political scholar Nolan Crush thinks of this."
It's incredible that we had 16 years of Merkel and the next guy just immediately fails, it's like everyone but her forgot how to be Chancellor. The current government only had 10 months to go but will be dissolved 8 months early if the parliament votes for it in January (no reason not to right now).
 

Nenélove

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It's incredible that we had 16 years of Merkel and the next guy just immediately fails, it's like everyone but her forgot how to be Chancellor. The current government only had 10 months to go but will be dissolved 8 months early if the parliament votes for it in January (no reason not to right now).
Most european governments are held up by sellotape atm. Spain just had a bunch of people die in a flood and the commie president almost got dismembered in the street (YOU GUYS HAD ONE JOB!)
 

Punished Anime Discusser

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Most european governments are held up by sellotape atm. Spain just had a bunch of people die in a flood and the commie president almost got dismembered in the street (YOU GUYS HAD ONE JOB!)
Serbia is in their seventh all-out uprising of the year because part of a train terminal was renovated by a Chinese company and collapsed, killing something like 15 (or 25, which is being covered up, according to people online) people.
 

niggaphil

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Nolan "I don't vote because Ohio is fucking red state" Crush had some twitter fight with another user (based on his twitter profile and replies, he is possibly someone who lurk here or homeland), and said he indeed voted before:

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Yeah, Kamala won't win, buddies, then why you are so salty about it in twitter? :dokiSmug:
 

God's Strongest Dragoon

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Nolan "I don't vote because Ohio is fucking red state" Crush had some twitter fight with another user (based on his twitter profile and replies, he is possibly someone who lurk here or homeland), and said he indeed voted before:

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Yeah, Kamala won't win, buddies, then why you are so salty about it in twitter? :dokiSmug:
So now he's claiming he did vote when he previously claimed he didn't. And if he didn't vote for the president but did vote for state ballot measures, that makes him an even bigger retard for just not filling in a circle in a ballot he was already filling out. The truth is that Nolan likely didn't vote and he's trying to cover his ass.
 

The Holiest Hole

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Nolan? Voting? When he can't drive and has thousands of gooning sessions to catch up on? Yeah I definitely believe that. :dokiwheeze:
 

El Rrata

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Nolan "I don't vote because Ohio is fucking red state" Crush had some twitter fight with another user (based on his twitter profile and replies, he is possibly someone who lurk here or homeland), and said he indeed voted before:

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Yeah, Kamala won't win, buddies, then why you are so salty about it in twitter? :dokiSmug:
>Points to electoral college as excuse to not vote.
>Kamala loses in popular vote, too, making the excuse invalid.
:iryswhat::chibiBrainDamage:
 

niggaphil

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Rare Kurosanji W for once:

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Looks like Nolan was shadowbanned in Kurosanji stream, and he contacted the Vivi Mod to release his inner rage! :pippaseethe;
 

Punished Anime Discusser

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Topo Chico

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>replying to a tweet from October 28th
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It's also their 5th ever xeet. He's done this before a couple times too. He's never had a positive outcome from DMing mods for anything. It always escalates the punishment or gets him bullied. I wish I could telepathically imprint pattern recognition into him. It's creepy to seek out a niche mod for a streamer to try and resolve your maybe ban.
 
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