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The Nolan Crush Memorial Post Dump and Lolcow Thread

Latte'Ninba

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>replying to a tweet from October 28th
:deztheroom:
"Hi, I'm really invested in celebrating this anniversary for sure, congrats or whatever.
So here's this problem I have a request about"

It's like getting a random call from someone who says Happy Birthday a week late, you say thanks, then ask whose number this is and they go "Oh hi, I'm Jane and I wanted to talk to you about your cars warranty."
 
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MadDog

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Just a lurker in this thread but I listened Harukas video and i was thinking what a fascinating difference. One autist going to therapist and actually trying to understand and change things while star of this thread just keeps trying to get banned by all discord servers.
 

Hotdogs Aplenty

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Just a lurker in this thread but I listened Harukas video and i was thinking what a fascinating difference. One autist going to therapist and actually trying to understand and change things while star of this thread just keeps trying to get banned by all discord servers.
If only Nolan would go back to being No verbal
 

God's Strongest Dragoon

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Just a lurker in this thread but I listened Harukas video and i was thinking what a fascinating difference. One autist going to therapist and actually trying to understand and change things while star of this thread just keeps trying to get banned by all discord servers.
Well Nolan did actually see a therapist but he was too stubborn to listen to them and sperged at them instead.
 

Topo Chico

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The King has gone full BlueAnon. His Twitter is pretty kino right now, just a taste:





 

TKN_Lurker

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The King has gone full BlueAnon. His Twitter is pretty kino right now fellas, just a taste:






Reminder that this retard didn't even vote and is angry trump supporters did. Like someone once said here, if you refuse to participate in society, be prepared to be excluded from it.
 

niggaphil

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Nolan 'I am having single digit IQ and EQ' Crush flexing his wisdom on 2020 had no fraud, but 2024 had obvious fraud:

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Archive

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Archive 2

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Archive 3


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Archive 4



Also Nolan 'I didn't vote in this election' bitched about people not voting, and claimed Trump stole the election:
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Archive 5


When someone showed evidence to Nolan, Nolan replied: "we preferred to vote by mails because this is how Americans vote" as his defense :dokiwheeze:

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Archive 6

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Archive 7

Oh Nolan, please keep on deliver the milk to us, I am waiting for you to join the new Hololive Chink Discord server, and see your penis exploded once again!!! :NOWWELAUGH:

Edit: Some posts were overlapped with @Topo Chico, Because I am too busy to archive the shit tons of Nolan's wisdom
 

Latte'Ninba

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The King has gone full BlueAnon. His Twitter is pretty kino right now, just a taste:






"Trump is predicted to lose in 2020 and 2024, but only won one of them"
2016: "Am I a joke to you?"
 

fortnitesmasherX

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"Trump is predicted to lose in 2020 and 2024, but only won one of them"
2016: "Am I a joke to you?"
Nolan's too young to remember 2016. He probably hadn't even started understanding the concept of object permanence or pattern recognition, let alone having any context of the outside world. Let's be realistic here with our critiques of Nolan.
 

Topo Chico

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Nolan's too young to remember 2016. He probably hadn't even started understanding the concept of object permanence or pattern recognition, let alone having any context of the outside world. Let's be realistic here with our critiques of Nolan.
I disagree, he's so politics pilled that he is very aware of the implications of the 2016 election. He's just being willfully ignorant to try and score a based W and cope about 2020 being a sham as well as 2024 being a True and Honest Trump W with very little shady business
 

Latte'Ninba

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Nolan's too young to remember 2016. He probably hadn't even started understanding the concept of object permanence or pattern recognition, let alone having any context of the outside world. Let's be realistic here with our critiques of Nolan.
He still acts like he barely understands colors, let alone any of that stuff. But he's still out here sperging about Trump and how awful he's been for his entire political career. Which by all metrics started back then so it's relevant.

If anything I would argue it only reinforces that he's bitching about stuff he doesn't understand which makes him look dumber, even if you did give him benefit of that age issue. By then we were already getting into the issues of turning everything to shit and political anyway. He would have been growing up through all the shit starting near the end of Obama. There's no way the guy wasn't stuck in the absolute sea of garbage that politics was on tv and social media since then. The guy was terminally online on top of that and has a troon brother. It's virtually impossible to believe he wasn't catching pretty much everything from that point forward.

You have a point in the potential argument that it's not entirely his fault. He was probably an easy brainwash due to his mental issues and the fact he wouldn't have real life experience. However I'm not going to agree he has no clue or memory of it. At BEST he's just been eating the slop so much he doesn't know anything else. Him refusing to even consider anything people tell him is purely a choice he's making now though, as if just going "Nuh uh" when challenged.

Which as we all know, isn't even just a political view issue for him. It's a standard problem he has in general. He'll happily ignore things that go against what he believes, and 2016 would fit right in there whether he personally remembers it or not.
 

CalciumAnimal

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He still acts like he barely understands colors, let alone any of that stuff. But he's still out here sperging about Trump and how awful he's been for his entire political career. Which by all metrics started back then so it's relevant.

If anything I would argue it only reinforces that he's bitching about stuff he doesn't understand which makes him look dumber, even if you did give him benefit of that age issue. By then we were already getting into the issues of turning everything to shit and political anyway. He would have been growing up through all the shit starting near the end of Obama. There's no way the guy wasn't stuck in the absolute sea of garbage that politics was on tv and social media since then. The guy was terminally online on top of that and has a troon brother. It's virtually impossible to believe he wasn't catching pretty much everything from that point forward.

You have a point in the potential argument that it's not entirely his fault. He was probably an easy brainwash due to his mental issues and the fact he wouldn't have real life experience. However I'm not going to agree he has no clue or memory of it. At BEST he's just been eating the slop so much he doesn't know anything else. Him refusing to even consider anything people tell him is purely a choice he's making now though, as if just going "Nuh uh" when challenged.

Which as we all know, isn't even just a political view issue for him. It's a standard problem he has in general. He'll happily ignore things that go against what he believes, and 2016 would fit right in there whether he personally remembers it or not.
memory is not set in stone. what you "know" and what you learned are entirely separate things.

I'm just playing devils advocate here but it's possible both things are true and being constantly fed bullshit from people around you especially when your as dumb stupid manipulatable autistic stupid as Nolan caused him to forget or remember things differently then they actually happened.
 

Latte'Ninba

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memory is not set in stone. what you "know" and what you learned are entirely separate things.

I'm just playing devils advocate here but it's possible both things are true and being constantly fed bullshit from people around you especially when your as dumb stupid manipulatable autistic stupid as Nolan caused him to forget or remember things differently then they actually happened.
I mean I'll give the point that he wasn't really aware of it at the time. But if you're going to be bitching about one dude almost 10 years later then you should have an idea of what you're bitching about and the origin. It's not as though I'm claiming he should know the entire campaign, who said what, how the race was ran or whatever else. Just that in 2016 Trump was also supposed to be btfo and reality said "I want some funny."

If his argument is just going to be "derrr well the news n stuff said he wuz gonna looz" then I'm going to expect the bare minimum of orange mans first step on the stage to count. He was involved in three elections and it's disingenuous at best to just totally ignore the first one. If 15 million is the plot point you're going for then I'm going to expect someone to at the very least look at all three elections Trump was in, the vote counts, and at least the bare minimum of a refresher of these polls you're talking about for each election. You don't have to rely on your memory to actually look up the information.

Otherwise I'm going to assume you made a choice and refused to do so or didn't like what you found. Him just pretending that orange man bad was only relevant and a political problem since 2019-2020 is bull, especially with the climate he would have been growing up in.
Admittedly I'm aware I'm expecting a lot from the creature we know as Nolan but this is just how I see it.:botanshrug:
 
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CalciumAnimal

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I mean I'll give the point that he wasn't really aware of it at the time. But if you're going to be bitching about one dude almost 10 years later then you should have an idea of what you're bitching about and the origin. It's not as though I'm claiming he should know the entire campaign, who said what, how the race was ran or whatever else. Just that in 2016 Trump was also supposed to be btfo and reality said "I want some funny."

If his argument is just going to be "derrr well the news n stuff said he wuz gonna looz" then I'm going to expect the bare minimum of counting orange mans first step on the stage to count. He was involved in three elections, and it's disingenuous at best to just totally ignore the first one. If 15 million is the plot point you're going for then I'm going to expect someone to at the very least look at all three elections Trump was in, the vote counts, and at least the bare minimum of a refresher of these polls you're talking about for each election. You don't have to rely on your memory to actually look up the information.

Otherwise I'm going to assume you made a choice and refused to do so or didn't like what you found. Him just pretending that orange man bad was only relevant and a political problem since 2019-2020 is bull, especially with the climate he would have been growing up in.
Admittedly I'm aware I'm expecting a lot from the creature we know as Nolan but this is just how I see it.:botanshrug:
I Agree but when 80% of the forum also can't be assed to factcheck what hope does Nolan have?
 

Clown Penis

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>Points to electoral college as excuse to not vote.
>Kamala loses in popular vote, too, making the excuse invalid.
:iryswhat::chibiBrainDamage:
Honestly, that Nolan didn't vote, much less vote for her, just might be the only W Willie Brown's cockholster has from all of this.

Imagine your legacy essentially consisting of sucking cock all the way to VP, being thoroughly rejected by the citizenry, and being voted for by Nolan.

:keeekiface:
 
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Reminder that this retard didn't even vote and is angry trump supporters did. Like someone once said here, if you refuse to participate in society, be prepared to be excluded from it.
I don't think you understand, there were Hololive girls that were live. Do you expect him to miss their streams or something?
 

Scoots

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Get ready for a strongly worded but poorly written message from Nolan after he snoops on this thread with an alt account again.
Why? He knows he's muted I told him I did it in our final dm I posted here
 
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