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The Nolan Crush Memorial Post Dump and Lolcow Thread

God's Strongest Dragoon

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Nolan vented in Biboo chink discord few days ago which I completely missed:


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Yeah Nolan, You punched the wall is not the issue that your dad had with you, but you dad had issue with you about house temperature.

I don't think Nolan knew whatever he did is causing his parents' concerns. I guess Nolan never learnt about his issue at all.

Also, regarding the historical inaccurate movie that he mentioned, I think he bitched about it few days ago in twitter:


anyone has any idea about this movie or historical accuracy?

The fun part about Nolan's rants is how he always just casually lets out all these interesting details and hints that he's absolutely fucking crazy without realizing it. The guy has a tantrum and punches a wall, then has no clue why the dog is scared of him and too afraid to eat around him when he's yelling. My favorite part is when he just randomly includes the phrase "I'm right." There's no reason for that, it sounds like he's trying to convince himself that he's right. He's completely obsessed with trying to see himself as the victim that does no wrong despite being an incorrigible cretin. I bet when he finally kill his parents in their sleep because they blocked him from the internet during Gura's graduation, he's going to try to defend it by saying he was justified in killing them because of some incredibly retarded reasoning.
 

Zizara

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The fun part about Nolan's rants is how he always just casually lets out all these interesting details and hints that he's absolutely fucking crazy without realizing it. The guy has a tantrum and punches a wall, then has no clue why the dog is scared of him and too afraid to eat around him when he's yelling. My favorite part is when he just randomly includes the phrase "I'm right." There's no reason for that, it sounds like he's trying to convince himself that he's right. He's completely obsessed with trying to see himself as the victim that does no wrong despite being an incorrigible cretin. I bet when he finally kill his parents in their sleep because they blocked him from the internet during Gura's graduation, he's going to try to defend it by saying he was justified in killing them because of some incredibly retarded reasoning.
Cause and effect and empathy are very difficult concepts, please understand. Nolan can only process the dog's sudden unease and fear through the frustration it caused by making him take longer to finish his chores. :crushsobs:
 

Latte'Ninba

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"The dog was taking too long to eat so I yelled out of frustration"

Bro what the actual fuck prompts you to think that type of shit is any level of normal or reasonable? And to sit there and talk about how angry and violent your dad is for smacking a water bottle when you JUST punched a wall. I like how his dad getting mad is "All Hell breaking loose" but if Nolan is angy it's just a widdle venting my guy don't take it so serious! Mom is trying to figure out what the fuck is going on with the dog yelping and she's a retard for it apparently?

ALSO I'm going to point out that he also glances over that he got something said to him before that at some point for pounding on his desk earlier. So your little hissy fit here isn't even the first random outburst of physically "venting" in the day, night (that you apparently stayed up for instead of sleeping if that x post is related) or whatever. You've yet again tattled on yourself that you've been a pissy child for some chunk of time before this whole Woe is Me section. I wonder what led to that? Or what did we not hear about you doing during that time or saying to people? He even says the desk thing wasn't related to anybody "bullying" him either so he's just in his room angry over whatever, but somebody else had to deal with it enough it got commented on. Even if it was just his dad asking what the noise was for.

I do like the final touch though, pure "you can't make this shit up" Nolanism wherein he has to point out how absolutely ruined his life is because he missed a birthday celebration stream. All because of a movie! "I missed %/minute count of said stream" Nigga I dunno, watch a fucking VoD? Yes yes I know, poor little Nolan just CANNOT SURVIVE without the chat. How awful of me to suggest that. You care enough about said stream to tardrage out about missing some of them, apparently even a mathmatical percentage of one, but the moment it ends and becomes a VoD that shit flies out your mind at a record speed.
 
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