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The Nolan Crush Memorial Post Dump and Lolcow Thread

God's Strongest Dragoon

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Nolan vented in Biboo chink discord few days ago which I completely missed:


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Yeah Nolan, You punched the wall is not the issue that your dad had with you, but you dad had issue with you about house temperature.

I don't think Nolan knew whatever he did is causing his parents' concerns. I guess Nolan never learnt about his issue at all.

Also, regarding the historical inaccurate movie that he mentioned, I think he bitched about it few days ago in twitter:


anyone has any idea about this movie or historical accuracy?

The fun part about Nolan's rants is how he always just casually lets out all these interesting details and hints that he's absolutely fucking crazy without realizing it. The guy has a tantrum and punches a wall, then has no clue why the dog is scared of him and too afraid to eat around him when he's yelling. My favorite part is when he just randomly includes the phrase "I'm right." There's no reason for that, it sounds like he's trying to convince himself that he's right. He's completely obsessed with trying to see himself as the victim that does no wrong despite being an incorrigible cretin. I bet when he finally kill his parents in their sleep because they blocked him from the internet during Gura's graduation, he's going to try to defend it by saying he was justified in killing them because of some incredibly retarded reasoning.
 

Zizara

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The fun part about Nolan's rants is how he always just casually lets out all these interesting details and hints that he's absolutely fucking crazy without realizing it. The guy has a tantrum and punches a wall, then has no clue why the dog is scared of him and too afraid to eat around him when he's yelling. My favorite part is when he just randomly includes the phrase "I'm right." There's no reason for that, it sounds like he's trying to convince himself that he's right. He's completely obsessed with trying to see himself as the victim that does no wrong despite being an incorrigible cretin. I bet when he finally kill his parents in their sleep because they blocked him from the internet during Gura's graduation, he's going to try to defend it by saying he was justified in killing them because of some incredibly retarded reasoning.
Cause and effect and empathy are very difficult concepts, please understand. Nolan can only process the dog's sudden unease and fear through the frustration it caused by making him take longer to finish his chores. :crushsobs:
 

Latte'Ninba

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"The dog was taking too long to eat so I yelled out of frustration"

Bro what the actual fuck prompts you to think that type of shit is any level of normal or reasonable? And to sit there and talk about how angry and violent your dad is for smacking a water bottle when you JUST punched a wall. I like how his dad getting mad is "All Hell breaking loose" but if Nolan is angy it's just a widdle venting my guy don't take it so serious! Mom is trying to figure out what the fuck is going on with the dog yelping and she's a retard for it apparently?

ALSO I'm going to point out that he also glances over that he got something said to him before that at some point for pounding on his desk earlier. So your little hissy fit here isn't even the first random outburst of physically "venting" in the day, night (that you apparently stayed up for instead of sleeping if that x post is related) or whatever. You've yet again tattled on yourself that you've been a pissy child for some chunk of time before this whole Woe is Me section. I wonder what led to that? Or what did we not hear about you doing during that time or saying to people? He even says the desk thing wasn't related to anybody "bullying" him either so he's just in his room angry over whatever, but somebody else had to deal with it enough it got commented on. Even if it was just his dad asking what the noise was for.

I do like the final touch though, pure "you can't make this shit up" Nolanism wherein he has to point out how absolutely ruined his life is because he missed a birthday celebration stream. All because of a movie! "I missed %/minute count of said stream" Nigga I dunno, watch a fucking VoD? Yes yes I know, poor little Nolan just CANNOT SURVIVE without the chat. How awful of me to suggest that. You care enough about said stream to tardrage out about missing some of them, apparently even a mathmatical percentage of one, but the moment it ends and becomes a VoD that shit flies out your mind at a record speed.
 
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RestlessRain

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Every moment living in that house must just be spiritually exhausting for everyone there. At any point the pettiest, most absurd shit can escalate into a screaming fight.
I'd go further than just exhausting. I wouldn't be surprised if at least some of Nolan's family suffered from mild PSTD, just like domestic abuse victims (because they are domestic abuse victims).
 

niggaphil

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Anyone has the original evidence of why Nolan was banned in Dokibird server? :dokiSmug:



Nolan claimed that he was banned by the Dokibird server because of his "off server" behaviour, definitely not him starting shit on Dokibird server by being Nijisister promoting Elira video!!!



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At this moment, we have to watch back @reinigen masterpiece! :whatastory:
 

Stunned But Dumb

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Anyone has the original evidence of why Nolan was banned in Dokibird server? :dokiSmug:
Nolan once again can't control his fucking diabetes and doesn't take out his dogs for SIXTEEN FUCKING HOURS.
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4chan would be logging anonymous complaints to local animal control for this shit, I swear to fucking god.

Edit: This just in! Nolan Crush has been banned from yet another discord! This time he
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got banned from the Dokibird server for posting about the ELIRA PENDORA COMEBACK STREAM.


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So quick to lie
So funny
 

reinigen

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Anyone has the original evidence of why Nolan was banned in Dokibird server? :dokiSmug:



Nolan claimed that he was banned by the Dokibird server because of his "off server" behaviour, definitely not him starting shit on Dokibird server by being Nijisister promoting Elira video!!!



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At this moment, we have to watch back @reinigen masterpiece! :whatastory:

You can literally see how his stupid fucking brain works based on that last tweet.
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Saturnus

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Anyone has the original evidence of why Nolan was banned in Dokibird server? :dokiSmug:



Nolan claimed that he was banned by the Dokibird server because of his "off server" behaviour, definitely not him starting shit on Dokibird server by being Nijisister promoting Elira video!!!



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At this moment, we have to watch back @reinigen masterpiece! :whatastory:

...Why is he responding to a month old post from Binted?
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RestlessRain

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PemAloeKenzoku

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Absolute fucking cinema, The NCU never stops delivering content
 

Latte'Ninba

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Anyone has the original evidence of why Nolan was banned in Dokibird server? :dokiSmug:



Nolan claimed that he was banned by the Dokibird server because of his "off server" behaviour, definitely not him starting shit on Dokibird server by being Nijisister promoting Elira video!!!



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At this moment, we have to watch back @reinigen masterpiece! :whatastory:

I appreciate how he immediately flips it around to how much of a victim he is and why it's unfair, and just dives into them being "evil" for it. "This guy's an obnoxious suicide baiting jackass and likely sexpest." Actually fair point- but here's why Nolan's most affected by it! Not even any feels for the women stuck dealing with flipsies dumbass or whatever. Just straight into why Nolan is Gods Gift to everyone and he should be allowed anywhere and everywhere to do as he pleases.
That's all there really is to being evil guys. Ban an annoying autist for spamming for potentially starting shit. That is just so heinous it's worth being considered in the lowest rungs of humanity.
Adulterers. Liars. Murderers. Rapists. Pedos. Lawyers. Those Nazi things and genocidal manics he always bitches about. And worst of all: JANNIES!

Well okay maybe he has a point for once there.


Nolan you're also a serial harasser anyway. You've harassed other discord users, other twitter users, other commenters, Lord knows how many mods (And unrelated people. I just got a hearty laugh remembering that message to someones fucking ARTIST for an unban because they were a mod), and you managed to harass pretty much any "friend" you made until they threw their hands in the air and said "Fuck this I give up." There was also that time you managed to one guy harass Kiara over her current viewer numbers lol. And that's with being generous and ignoring the in real life shit. Funnily enough you ALSO continue to do all this stuff.
Anyway the take away from this is you're somehow worse to deal with than Flipsie is. I'm almost positive that's the universe itself telling you that you should fuck off and stay away from the Internet forever. Potentially using any means necessary.
 

God's Strongest Dragoon

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Nolan you're also a serial harasser anyway. You've harassed other discord users, other twitter users, other commenters, Lord knows how many mods (And unrelated people. I just got a hearty laugh remembering that message to someones fucking ARTIST for an unban because they were a mod), and you managed to harass pretty much any "friend" you made until they threw their hands in the air and said "Fuck this I give up." There was also that time you managed to one guy harass Kiara over her current viewer numbers lol. And that's with being generous and ignoring the in real life shit. Funnily enough you ALSO continue to do all this stuff.
Anyway the take away from this is you're somehow worse to deal with than Flipsie is. I'm almost positive that's the universe itself telling you that you should fuck off and stay away from the Internet forever. Potentially using any means necessary.
Don't forget the part where someone hinted that another discord user was a minor and Nolan felt it was incredibly important to DM them about their age.
 

niggaphil

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Wow, Nolan defending the honours of diaper lovers and pedos in bluesky :Vesper-UNHINGED:

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Looks like Nolan is getting closer to be a full Pedo and diaper defense force now. God Damn I hope he will develop into a horror cow, and there will be an actual thread dedicates for him in the future :whatastory:

Burn in hell Nolan, as you are defending the actual crime! :tenmakys::lumitenmakillhim::amefbiopenup:
 

niggaphil

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I am not sure what happened in the Biboo Chink Cord, but Nolan argued with another chink, and both of them were banned for 10 mins.

Nolan being a cunt and deleted his message, so I had no idea what was going on....
@di26iaa did you managed to screen cap anything?

HOWEVER...... @The Proctor, you are well-known in the Chink community after your Nolan coverage!!! You should feel proud!!! :lisafingerguns:

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CalciumAnimal

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I am not sure what happened in the Biboo Chink Cord, but Nolan argued with another chink, and both of them were banned for 10 mins.

Nolan being a cunt and deleted his message, so I had no idea what was going on....
@di26iaa did you managed to screen cap anything?

HOWEVER...... @The Proctor, you are well-known in the Chink community after you Nolan coverage!!! You should feel proud!!! :lisafingerguns:

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hey Miki if you really want to be the new nolan crush we can make it happen :smugpipi:
 

niggaphil

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Out of curiosity, I dm some Biboo chink cord member and see what is the incidence of Nolan and Miki....

And it is GOD DAMN FUNNY.....

Nolan only triggered by 5 FUCKING WORDS!!!!!

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And the Based Biboo jannies decided to explode Nolan's Penis immediately after the temp ban without giving him a chance to LMAO in the Biboo chinkcord anymore!!

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So I guessed Nolan's father voted for Trump the MAGA, and it triggers Nolan so badly and he decided to sperg out and call other people being pedophile (while he himself is a pedo and diaper lover defense force)

Oh Nolan, why are you keep delivering delicious LOLCOW milk to us!!!

Also, WHO THE FUCK taking dog out for walk at 3 am midnight ??? Is this even normal in USA ????
 

God's Strongest Dragoon

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Out of curiosity, I dm some Biboo chink cord member and see what is the incidence of Nolan and Miki....

And it is GOD DAMN FUNNY.....

Nolan only triggered by 5 FUCKING WORDS!!!!!

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And the Based Biboo jannies decided to explode Nolan's Penis immediately after the temp ban without giving him a chance to LMAO in the Biboo chinkcord anymore!!

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So I guessed Nolan's father voted for Trump the MAGA, and it triggers Nolan so badly and he decided to sperg out and call other people being pedophile (while he himself is a pedo and diaper lover defense force)

Oh Nolan, why are you keep delivering delicious LOLCOW milk to us!!!

Also, WHO THE FUCK taking dog out for walk at 3 am midnight ??? Is this even normal in USA ????
Of course he goes straight to picking a fight with the server admins after a temp ban to turn it into a perma ban.
 

RestlessRain

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Of course he goes straight to picking a fight with the server admins after a temp ban to turn it into a perma ban.
You know how some people always want to fight when they're drunk? That's Nolan, but instead of alcohol he's high on vtuber ccv stats and instead of fistfighting he just types insults at jannies.
 

di26iaa

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@di26iaa did you managed to screen cap anything?

Regrettably, I have not been paying attention to the Biboo cord. I’ve joined most of the holo chink cord using another account, but I can’t receive notifications immediately when Nolan speaks. :whatastory:

However, I am certain that Nolan will continue his behavior in a complaint channel in another chink cord until he gets banned from all the groups.
because :CrushAllowed:
 

Aquatic Novellite

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The Taiwanese are alright.
 
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