The Nolan Crush Memorial Post Dump and Lolcow Thread

[Fauna's Deadest Sapling]

Nolan's digital world is slowly shrinking with how vtuber fan discord mods are actively warning others of Nolan's presence. The possible death knell and start of Nolan's descent to LOLCOWDOM would be @reinigen's upcoming KF piece about him. If he thinks he's getting bullied now, wait till those poop touching idiots at the farms finds out about his non-existant opsec especially with how he made his mother and sister his ragetarding punching bags.

I'm kinda curious where this journey ends. Bet me $5 that eventually Nolan's banned from everywhere except a couple of BVTM Facebook fan pages.

 

[Faceless Waifu]

Bet me $5 that eventually Nolan's banned from everywhere except a couple of BVTM Facebook fan pages.

Likely not banned everywhere, but he would probably be forced to continuously switch accounts to find a new place before getting recognized and/or staying few remaining places that accepts him.

And with how many discord servers out there that is made everyday and likely not connected or in-the-know with the main vtubing hub, it would be likely that there's plenty of place that Nolan can try to make a new place to LMAO into. And considering he literally switched from his alt to his main after gaining a month of nitro means that somehow, for some reason why, he has more than 100 servers where his presence is there just to LMAO.

Our best option is hoping that Nolan did something so epically stupid that his name became infamous enough to pierce general vtuber sphere and not to those in the know or us inmates/kiwi denizens. That moment where Kiara shits on him is just a small crumb of what couldve happened. We just need something bigger.

 

[Koronesuki]

Damn, I've got some of my AI songs on youtube with only a single view and now I know why. Clearly it's Nolan that the people want. Not songs about pepeloni for some reason.

I prefer the pepeloni songs, but I'm pretty sure I'm in the minority here.

 

[Piava]

Ok, I know I said last time that the first Proctor stream was going to be my last one.
I retract that statement because I am gonna watch the Nolan VOD now.
After I came home from work, I bought some strong beer since I'm expecting pure kino.
Cheers, my niggas.

Edit: Btw is there anything I should skip or is the whole stream worth watching?
Also did he censor anything relevant since he edited the VOD?

 

[Poyoyo & Jill]

Ok, I know I said last time that the first Proctor stream was going to be my last one.
I retract that statement because I am gonna watch the Nolan VOD now.
After I came home from work, I bought some strong beer since I'm expecting pure kino.
Cheers, my niggas.

Edit: Btw is there anything I should skip or is the whole stream worth watching?
Also did he censor anything relevant since he edited the VOD?

The only thing he edited out is the name of his dead sister i think
Everything else should stay the same

 

[Piava]

@reinigen Just wanted to ask: Any update on the Nolan thread on the Farms? Has it been approved by the mods by now since you wrote them a message asking for permission? Also godspeed for the effort to make a threat about this guy.

 

[niggaphil]

@reinigen Just wanted to ask: Any update on the Nolan thread on the Farms? Has it been approved by the mods by now since you wrote them a message asking for permission? Also godspeed for the effort to make a threat about this guy.

Reinigen has a private life to deal with, so the thread won't be completed as fast as you expected. He is not like Nolan who has 24/7 free time to LMAO at the livestream and sperging on twitter

 

[Piava]

Reinigen has a private life to deal with, so the thread won't be completed as fast as you expected. He is not like Nolan who has 24/7 free time to LMAO at the livestream and sperging on twitter

Yeah, I understand that. I don't know what he has going on in his life, and I don't want to know since it is private. I work night shifts, so I understand that if you have shit to do, you don't have a lot of time to deal with all of this stuff.

 

[Clem the Gem]

Just spent the entire evening playing AI gatcha to come up with this. Out of well over 100, here's some of the ones I like best. So many of them were almost perfect, but the lyrics got messed up at the end

The Tale of Nolan Crush by @clemthegem1 | Suno

1960s symphonic, male vocals, bass, strings, piano song. Listen and make your own with Suno.

suno.com

Duplicate broken ending, award for best "lmaaoooo":

The Tale of Nolan Crush (e) by @clemthegem1 | Suno

1960s symphonic , progressive, male vocals, bass, strings, piano song. Listen and make your own with Suno.

suno.com

Spoiler: others

60s symphonic complete with old crackling vinyl sound (Loud):

The Tale of Nolan Crush (Cover) by @clemthegem1 | Suno

1960s symphonic, prog-rock male vocals, bass, strings, piano song. Listen and make your own with Suno.

suno.com

Ignore all the following "60s symphonic" subtitle. That was the first thing I tried to make, but not a single one sounded like that until until I tried using one of them as a "cover".

The Tale of Nolan Crush (Cover) by @clemthegem1 | Suno

symphonic, progressive rock, male vocals, bass, strings, piano song. Listen and make your own with Suno.

suno.com

Melancholic, mismatched lyrics in ending:

The Tale of Nolan Crush by @clemthegem1 | Suno

1960s symphonic, male vocals, bass, strings, piano song. Listen and make your own with Suno.

suno.com

Rock:

The Tale of Nolan Crush by @clemthegem1 | Suno

1960s symphonic, male vocals, bass, strings, piano song. Listen and make your own with Suno.

suno.com

Rock, soft:

The Tale of Nolan Crush by @clemthegem1 | Suno

1960s symphonic, male vocals, bass, strings, piano song. Listen and make your own with Suno.

suno.com

Upbeat, duplicate ending:

The Tale of Nolan Crush by @clemthegem1 | Suno

1960s symphonic, male vocals, bass, strings, piano song. Listen and make your own with Suno.

suno.com

The Tale of Nolan Crush by @clemthegem1 | Suno

1960s symphonic, male vocals, bass, strings, piano song. Listen and make your own with Suno.

suno.com

 

[Clown Penis]

Just spent the entire evening playing AI gatcha to come up with this. Out of well over 100, here's some of the ones I like best. So many of them were almost perfect, but the lyrics got messed up at the end

The Tale of Nolan Crush by @clemthegem1 | Suno

1960s symphonic, male vocals, bass, strings, piano song. Listen and make your own with Suno.

suno.com

60s symphonic complete with old vinyl sound (Loud):

The Tale of Nolan Crush (Cover) by @clemthegem1 | Suno

1960s symphonic, prog-rock male vocals, bass, strings, piano song. Listen and make your own with Suno.

suno.com

Spoiler: others

Ignore the "60s symphonic" subtitle. That was the first thing I tried to make, but not a single one sounded like that until until I tried using one of them as a "cover".

Duplicate broken ending, best lmaaoooo:

The Tale of Nolan Crush (e) by @clemthegem1 | Suno

1960s symphonic , progressive, male vocals, bass, strings, piano song. Listen and make your own with Suno.

suno.com

Melancholic, mismatched lyrics in ending:

The Tale of Nolan Crush by @clemthegem1 | Suno

1960s symphonic, male vocals, bass, strings, piano song. Listen and make your own with Suno.

suno.com

Rock:

The Tale of Nolan Crush by @clemthegem1 | Suno

1960s symphonic, male vocals, bass, strings, piano song. Listen and make your own with Suno.

suno.com

Rock, soft:

The Tale of Nolan Crush by @clemthegem1 | Suno

1960s symphonic, male vocals, bass, strings, piano song. Listen and make your own with Suno.

suno.com

Upbeat, duplicate ending:

The Tale of Nolan Crush by @clemthegem1 | Suno

1960s symphonic, male vocals, bass, strings, piano song. Listen and make your own with Suno.

suno.com

The Tale of Nolan Crush by @clemthegem1 | Suno

1960s symphonic, male vocals, bass, strings, piano song. Listen and make your own with Suno.

suno.com

If Prostate makes a Nolan segment a feature in further streams/further Nolan streams, there's definitely a potential theme song here.

 

[Piava]

Ok, finished the stream. It was a good one, very entertaining, and a good trip down memory lane considering all the Nolan stuff.
Never thought I would say that after the first stream I've watched but good job, Proctor, really enjoyed that one.
Great trip down memory lane with all the Nolan lore. You did a really good job covering the whole thing.
(I still think Proctor is a massive vagueposting fag btw)
.)

 

[reinigen]

@reinigen Just wanted to ask: Any update on the Nolan thread on the Farms? Has it been approved by the mods by now since you wrote them a message asking for permission? Also godspeed for the effort to make a threat about this guy.

Unfortunately no response as of yet. 13 views from the staff, but no one has written. I linked the post from the "User Name Hall of Shame" post about Nolan that some exploits, as well as the thread OP that Jambalaya has put together. I might update with another post explaining some of the best of the worst (goblin eating habits, constant domestic abuse, warped sense of retaliation) to get their attention more.

Reinigen has a private life to deal with, so the thread won't be completed as fast as you expected. He is not like Nolan who has 24/7 free time to LMAO at the livestream and sperging on twitter

The big thing is going to be what works for us won't work for the farms. They won't give two shits about most of the inter-forum drama. They'll care more about his constant discord sperg outs, his complete lack of interpersonal skills, and the disgusting stunts he's pulled throughout the years. I'll need to start fresh from what even Jamba made for the most part. I've got a rough idea in my head, but I haven't bothered to put pen to paper yet because - again - Nolan is unfortunately protected by the "Halal" thread rules. So I have to bypass that first before I even want to bother drafting something. Unless they tell me to provisionally write something.

 

[God's Strongest Dragoon]

Unfortunately no response as of yet. 13 views from the staff, but no one has written. I linked the post from the "User Name Hall of Shame" post about Nolan that some exploits, as well as the thread OP that Jambalaya has put together. I might update with another post explaining some of the best of the worst (goblin eating habits, constant domestic abuse, warped sense of retaliation) to get their attention more.



The big thing is going to be what works for us won't work for the farms. They won't give two shits about most of the inter-forum drama. They'll care more about his constant discord sperg outs, his complete lack of interpersonal skills, and the disgusting stunts he's pulled throughout the years. I'll need to start fresh from what even Jamba made for the most part. I've got a rough idea in my head, but I haven't bothered to put pen to paper yet because - again - Nolan is unfortunately protected by the "Halal" thread rules. So I have to bypass that first before I even want to bother drafting something. Unless they tell me to provisionally write something.

Yeah, most of my OP was about his time on TVA and a lot of that won't be applicable to a farms thread. Most of the applicable content for a farms thread is likely going to be about his blogposts, discord spergouts, twitter feuding, his hall of shame dox+spergout, and potentially his recent strike against proctor's stream.

 

[Clown Penis]

As was covered in the stream, one of the most bizzare behaviors resulting from what Nolan is mentally is also one that might be among the more unique attention-seeking methods for an lolcow. His refusal to watch VODs and the need to react with his trademark worthless copy-paste spam across Discord, in-stream chat, and even forums that he hasn't been banned from.

 

[di26iaa]

TL;DR
Poor Nolan is wailing on a Chinese Discord server because no one has replied to his message.
Does anyone want to give him a hug? LAMO

DeepL translation:
Regarding Gigi's live stream: I am so very, very annoyed, regretful, wishing I hadn't missed it, and so sorry I only watched 15 minutes of it. I was just going to take a 20 minute nap. But I didn't set a timer when I laid down, thinking I'd just take a few minutes to think about what I was going to do when I got up and after I watched the livestream, and I ended up oversleeping. Now, I don't know how much better the day could have been, and I feel like I wasted the opportunity to make it better. Honestly, I did cry thinking about it.

And after 15 min he sends another message.

DeepL translation:
I don't know if this is important enough to put here. But it made me cry, so I'm going to say it anyway. If no one else thinks it's worth responding to, I'll delete the message.

Maybe he finally found out that no one on this server cared about him.

 

[niggaphil]

Nolan *Cries* because no one give a shit to his shitpost in Gura Chink cord. I guess people has enough of his shit:

DeepL Translation:
Nolan: I don't know if this is important enough to put here. But it made me cry, so I'm going to say it anyway. If no one else thinks it's worth responding to, I'll delete the message.

Third Chink:
Speaking why do you need others to agree to say you speak happy just good ah other people blacklist you that is his decision you always want others to agree with you but have you ever thought that other people are not obliged to respond to your every word.
I don't know if these words can be fully translated by AI, Chinese is really hard.

DeepL Translation:
Third Chink:
Then just be sure of yourself. You're too impressionable.



The shit that Nolan forwarded to this discord:

DeepL translation:
Regarding Gigi's live stream: I am so very, very annoyed, regretful, wishing I hadn't missed it, and so sorry I only watched 15 minutes of it. Was just going to take a 20 minute nap. But I didn't set a timer when I laid down, thinking I'd just take a few minutes to think about what I was going to do when I got up and after I watched the livestream, and I ended up oversleeping. Now, I don't know how much better the day could have been, and I feel like I wasted the opportunity to make it better. Honestly, I did cry thinking about it.

DeepL translation:
Crush: Crying because I miss the streams and now I'm angry because I see a sadistic hater. I really need this. I just need something to cheer me up.

Chink 2: I'd rather you didn't translate it from Google. It give me a headache.

Crush: I can't discuss it in depth and I know you don't want to know. So I'll keep it simple, I have to deal with a lot of sadistic and worthless freaks.

Nolan is so sad and cries!!!! However, 5 minutes later......

Chink:
It's faster for you to just ban him, or else you'll be shuffled around by his regular shits every time.

 

[Faceless Waifu]

I was going to share something related to Nolan accusing someone in Nousagicord involving Asmongorld, the First of Nurgle's Children comment that caused people to shit on him (iirc that someone asked Nolan whether his hate on Asmon were true or just him following a trend) but I decided to go to his usual place in his disqus.

The link leads to an older vent he made 9 days ago

Does anyone got the screencaps that he used in this particular venting or nah? he used discord embed for venting which isn't permanent so he lost it. Kind of wanted the context as of what he's venting about.

 

[niggaphil]

I was going to share something related to Nolan accusing someone in Nousagicord involving Asmongorld, the First of Nurgle's Children comment that caused people to shit on him (iirc that someone asked Nolan whether his hate on Asmon were true or just him following a trend) but I decided to go to his usual place in his disqus.

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The link leads to an older vent he made 9 days ago

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Does anyone got the screencaps that he used in this particular venting or nah? he used discord embed for venting which isn't permanent so he lost it. Kind of wanted the context as of what he's venting about.

That is about he got kicked out from the Chink Gigi Cord

Looks like this was for the Gigi ChinaCord, as per his ponyblog post.

You should shared the Info on Nousagicord, because he is bitching something about FREAKS kicking his balls in the Gura cord as I posted earlier

 

[Clem the Gem]

Nolan *Cries* because no one give a shit to his shitpost in Gura Chink cord. I guess people has enough of his shit:
View attachment 80954
DeepL Translation:
Nolan: I don't know if this is important enough to put here. But it made me cry, so I'm going to say it anyway. If no one else thinks it's worth responding to, I'll delete the message.

Third Chink:
Speaking why do you need others to agree to say you speak happy just good ah other people blacklist you that is his decision you always want others to agree with you but have you ever thought that other people are not obliged to respond to your every word.
I don't know if these words can be fully translated by AI, Chinese is really hard.

View attachment 80958

View attachment 80959
DeepL Translation:
Third Chink:
Then just be sure of yourself. You're too impressionable.



The shit that Nolan forwarded to this discord:
View attachment 80960
DeepL translation:
Regarding Gigi's live stream: I am so very, very annoyed, regretful, wishing I hadn't missed it, and so sorry I only watched 15 minutes of it. Was just going to take a 20 minute nap. But I didn't set a timer when I laid down, thinking I'd just take a few minutes to think about what I was going to do when I got up and after I watched the livestream, and I ended up oversleeping. Now, I don't know how much better the day could have been, and I feel like I wasted the opportunity to make it better. Honestly, I did cry thinking about it.

View attachment 80962
DeepL translation:
Crush: Crying because I miss the streams and now I'm angry because I see a sadistic hater. I really need this. I just need something to cheer me up.

Chink 2: I'd rather you didn't translate it from Google. It give me a headache.

Crush: I can't discuss it in depth and I know you don't want to know. So I'll keep it simple, I have to deal with a lot of sadistic and worthless freaks.

Nolan is so sad and cries!!!! However, 5 minutes later......
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Chink:
It's faster for you to just ban him, or else you'll be shuffled around by his regular shits every time.

Imagine going to the Chinese of all people expecting to get support and sympaphy.

 

[El Rrata]

I was going to share something related to Nolan accusing someone in Nousagicord involving Asmongorld, the First of Nurgle's Children comment that caused people to shit on him (iirc that someone asked Nolan whether his hate on Asmon were true or just him following a trend) but I decided to go to his usual place in his disqus.

View attachment 80964
The link leads to an older vent he made 9 days ago

View attachment 80965

Does anyone got the screencaps that he used in this particular venting or nah? he used discord embed for venting which isn't permanent so he lost it. Kind of wanted the context as of what he's venting about.