Idk, i'd rather imagine Nolan eating his icecream with his hands and getting screamed at by his troon brother rather than him giving a blowjob to Vox "Milord" Akuma. But thats a great analysis i suppose.
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The Nolan Crush Memorial Post Dump and Lolcow Thread
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Guys, guys. Be nice to @Scoots . Let the man pick up the popcorn bucket like the rest of us in peace.Wait, I thought you won't lurk the Nolan thread unless you are tagged or summoned?
NO! SCOOTS ALWAYS SCRATCHES HIS ASS BEFORE TAKING A FISTFULL OF POPCORN! AND HE DOUBLE-DIPS ON THE SALSA TOO!Guys, guys. Be nice to @Scoots . Let the man pick up the popcorn bucket like the rest of us in peace.
I can't wait to read about Nolan's adventures in voting. Mom or dad driving him as he tweaks out in the car talking up Kamabla and having to wait in a long line to cast his vote. Oh to be a fly on the wall
Guys, guys. Be nice to @Scoots . Let the man pick up the popcorn bucket like the rest of us in peace.
What happened if some Vtubers have Unarchived Karaoke Streams at the voting day?
Will Nolan:
a) Choose to LMAO at home and not going to vote?
b) Choose to be a Good Samaritan and Vote for Kamala?
c) Choose to watch the livestream and go to vote at the same time. Will he beat his family members or the other MAGA voters when they interrupt him watching stream in the polling station?
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Can confirm, I have a couple of offline friends & their wives who register Republican but vote Democrat. The thinking being that they can attempt to help drag the Republican party closer to center while actually voting Dem.
Buncha retarded problems with doing that but I don't wanna be permanently uninvited from free beer & board game nights so I just kinda nod whenever they bring it up.
If he's like all the other performative Lefties on Twitter, he'll just stay home & complain about the election results. As much as I hate MAGA assholes, I want actual bullets for these useless Twittards.What happened if some Vtubers have Unarchived Karaoke Stream at the voting day?
Will Nolan:
a) Choose to LMAO at home and not going to vote?
b) Choose to be a Good Samaritan and Vote for Kamala?
c) Choose to watch the livestream and go to vote at the same time. Will he beat his family members or the other MAGA voters when they interrupt him watching stream in the polling station?
Context here: shooter was a PA resident, and PA has closed primaries (i.e. only registered party members can vote in their respective party's primaries; independents have no say whatsoever). In 2022, which was the only election the shooter participated in, there was a major drive by Democrats to get their people to change their party to Republican so they could "sabotage" the R. primary, which is how that extremist lunatic Doug Mastriano became the candidate for governor and promptly got annihilated in the general election against Josh Shapiro, because moderates in PA weren't willing to vote for a guy who identified as a Christian fundamentalist and dominionist and QAnon true believer.
Basically, political gayops. "Hi, I identify as a Republican, but Donald Trump is a racist, sexist, far-right Nazi and a threat to our democracy, wouldn't you agree?"
Registering with a party doesn't immediately change your political beliefs. I could register with the Communist Party tomorrow, but that wouldn't mean I suddenly agree with anything on their platform.
Speaking of, Trump's shooter and Nolan have an awful lot in common. Similar ages, similarly spergy, hell, they even both look rather dysgenic.
In another, perhaps more cosmically hilarious timeline, Trump's shooting would have occurred at Dayton, Ohio, and all of a sudden Proctor would have received a late-night visit from glowies at his farmhouse in Ireland because they would be very interested in making sure the info on this thread never got out to the wider public.
The "what-if" possibility of Nolan somehow being able to acquire a rifle to try to assassinate a orange man because the idea of his rally in Ohio forces him to attend or disrupting him from watching his oshii's livestream is there and it's not something I wished to think about.
Context here: shooter was a PA resident, and PA has closed primaries (i.e. only registered party members can vote in their respective party's primaries; independents have no say whatsoever). In 2022, which was the only election the shooter participated in, there was a major drive by Democrats to get their people to change their party to Republican so they could "sabotage" the R. primary, which is how that extremist lunatic Doug Mastriano became the candidate for governor and promptly got annihilated in the general election against Josh Shapiro, because moderates in PA weren't willing to vote for a guy who identified as a Christian fundamentalist and dominionist and QAnon true believer.
Basically, political gayops. "Hi, I identify as a Republican, but Donald Trump is a racist, sexist, far-right Nazi and a threat to our democracy, wouldn't you agree?"
Registering with a party doesn't immediately change your political beliefs. I could register with the Communist Party tomorrow, but that wouldn't mean I suddenly agree with anything on their platform.
Speaking of, Trump's shooter and Nolan have an awful lot in common. Similar ages, similarly spergy, hell, they even both look rather dysgenic.
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In another, perhaps more cosmically hilarious timeline, Trump's shooting would have occurred at Dayton, Ohio, and all of a sudden Proctor would have received a late-night visit from glowies at his farmhouse in Ireland because they would be very interested in making sure the info on this thread never got out to the wider public.
Nah, If Glowies rely on Nolan, it will end up like this:
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