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The Nolan Crush Memorial Post Dump and Lolcow Thread

fortnitesmasherX

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Joined:  Apr 14, 2023
Oh no, Nolan is discussing LGBTQ in Video gaming now!!!!
He thinks EA won't go broke because it worth 37 billion dollars!!!!

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This is the most ridiculous part because EA is the most evil video game company, and Nolan supports them because BIIIIIG NOOMBAR!!!!!

Another funny part is, did Nolan ever play any video games? He got shit PC and no Gaming console at all, and he YAB and cock-sucking like a pro in Video Gaming Industry?
Reading his thoughts on Dragon Age is like seeing something an AI would generate. It's a series sentences that are sort of connected, but not really. When you focus on the words, it becomes apparent that the words are just randomly churned out without really understanding the greater context of the topic. It even posted a nice little picture at the end.
Honestly tell me how anything Nolan wrote is connected to what the original poster is talking about.
 

Zizara

No faith in Humanity
Dizzy's Wife
Joined:  Oct 30, 2022
Oh no, Nolan is discussing LGBTQ in Video gaming now!!!!
He thinks EA won't go broke because it worth 37 billion dollars!!!!

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This is the most ridiculous part because EA is the most evil video game company, and Nolan supports them because BIIIIIG NOOMBAR!!!!!

Another funny part is, did Nolan ever play any video games? He got shit PC and no Gaming console at all, and he YAB and cock-sucking like a pro in Video Gaming Industry?
Smoothbrained take from our favourite sperg. EA will be just fine, sure, but that doesn't mean Bioware will be if they keep fucking up. EA can and will blow the knees out from any studio that underperforms or just shutter them entirely. They had a wave of firings just recently and to be honest Bioware are damn lucky it hasn't happened to them already between Andromeda and Anthem.
 

God's Strongest Dragoon

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Joined:  Mar 20, 2023
no Gaming console at all
I recall him having an Xbox. Not sure what gen it was but I believe he was using that for internet access because his father forgot to block it at the time.
 

fortnitesmasherX

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Joined:  Apr 14, 2023
I recall him having an Xbox. Not sure what gen it was but I believe he was using that for internet access because his father forgot to block it at the time.
That's so fucking pathetic. Jesus christ.
 

Fauna's Deadest Sapling

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Joined:  Jan 26, 2024
BRING BACK ASYLUMS

No, it's just because Nolan has probably seen other fags (mostly in /vt/) who say "Kiwifarms off-shoot" as a way to demean us as "Just rejected kiwis" remember that this retard has no original thoughts so everything he spouts is just copy pasted off of something he read online enough times.

The way Nolan is using it is kinda like Voldemort in harry potter, you don't say the name because it's evil or some bullshit, but it's really fucking ironic because he still says "Kiwifarms" which is another site name many of Nolan's politisperging, brainrotted kin on Twitter also treat as unspeakable, yet he considers us worse to say than KF.
I'm not a KF escapee, I'm neither racist nor autistic enough.
:smugpipi:

Oh no, Nolan is discussing LGBTQ in Video gaming now!!!!
He thinks EA won't go broke because it worth 37 billion dollars!!!!

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This is such a single-braincell take, I think I'm stroking out again. For someone who's so terminally online you'd think this dumbass would know that EA would shutter an entire studio if they could prove it would give their investors an extra $2 and a tax writeoff. But, no, I guess he's too busy pretending to know/care/support Palestine and trans women to know about one of the most hated companies in modern entertainment.
:ponrys:

I recall him having an Xbox. Not sure what gen it was but I believe he was using that for internet access because his father forgot to block it at the time.
Has to ask daddy to let him use the computer like a fucking 8-year-old, what a loser.
:towapeeved:
 

CalciumAnimal

Drink Milk
Joined:  Feb 24, 2023
I recall him having an Xbox. Not sure what gen it was but I believe he was using that for internet access because his father forgot to block it at the time.
i swear XBox has a higher rate of retards then the children of a glue plant worker.
 

Latte'Ninba

May we never go to Hell but always be on our way
Early Adopter
Joined:  Sep 9, 2022
Oh no, Nolan is discussing LGBTQ in Video gaming now!!!!
He thinks EA won't go broke because it worth 37 billion dollars!!!!

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This is the most ridiculous part because EA is the most evil video game company, and Nolan supports them because BIIIIIG NOOMBAR!!!!!

Another funny part is, did Nolan ever play any video games? He got shit PC and no Gaming console at all, and he YAB and cock-sucking like a pro in Video Gaming Industry?
I sort of wish someone had replied with a list of devs EA closed after buying them lol. Bioware is a shit show now so it would be a blessing if they got put down.
ALSO LEARN SOME NEW WORDS YOU SPASTIC CLOWN

"Hey guys don't buy this trash, let them lose money while you play something better."
"HAHA What a psycho telling people they should keep their money and not reward a company for a shitty product. Imagine being such a narcissist that you think you're entitled to keep your money instead of pissing it away on garbage for any reason you decide on! BTW THE PEOPLE WHO OWN SAID COMPANY ARE WORTH BIG MONEY! HOW COOL IS THAT YOU POOR FUCK? LMAOOOOOOO"
"... Nigga wut?"
 

niggaphil

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Joined:  Oct 23, 2022
Of course that our dear Nolan, need to get himself into the Froot drama because BIG NOOOMBA!!!! And fight with other twitter users!
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In a Very NOLAN style, critisising other people why people need to care about Froot if they are not into BIG VTUBER NOOMBA!

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I don't know Nolan, but I know you are the master of getting BAITED. I can pissed you off right now with this:
:mikothumbsl::mikothumbsl::mikothumbsl:
 

Punished Anime Discusser

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Joined:  Sep 12, 2022
Of course that our dear Nolan, need to get himself into the Froot drama because BIG NOOOMBA!!!! And fight with other twitter users!
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In a Very NOLAN style, critisising other people why people need to care about Froot if they are not into BIG VTUBER NOOMBA!

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I don't know Nolan, but I know you are the master of getting BAITED. I can pissed you off right now with this:
:mikothumbsl::mikothumbsl::mikothumbsl:
Isn't Lillith that troon that SFO lusts over? It's crossover season already?
 

IdenticalPlateaus

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Joined:  Mar 27, 2023

CalciumAnimal

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Joined:  Feb 24, 2023

Punished Anime Discusser

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What group does Nolan think TVA is genociding? Wrong answers only.
I don't know, but how many potential Nolan-clan offspring has he killed by gooning to Gura hentai? He's the real genocidal maniac, not us.
 

Fauna's Deadest Sapling

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Joined:  Jan 26, 2024
Of course that our dear Nolan, need to get himself into the Froot drama because BIG NOOOMBA!!!! And fight with other twitter users!
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Nolan you fucktard, "going to the source" would mean just reading the 90 page document Froot dropped, not just mindlessly linking the most-watched dramafag video. I bet your reading comprehension is shit, tho, so

Also, a fight between a transphobic woman and people who disagree with a woman shouting that she's been abused and raped? Better pick a side, kid!

What group does Nolan think TVA is genociding? Wrong answers only.
Kids with Asperger's
 

Latte'Ninba

May we never go to Hell but always be on our way
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Joined:  Sep 9, 2022

niggaphil

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Joined:  Oct 23, 2022
New hot take on video game industry from Nolan!
Now he is shitting on original Lara Croft being anorexic!
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Nolan doesn't even know the original appeal of the Lara Croft, because he was still in his father's ballsack LMAOing with his other retarded brothers! :Vesper-UNHINGED:

Meanwhile, Nolan is fighting on the Froot frontline in twitter!
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Yeah Nolan, you son of bitch called the TVA's criticism against you is HARASSMENT!

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Once Again, Nolan got BAITED and become aggressive when people called him Pony FUCKER!!! :dokiwheeze:



Nolan So Butthurt that he has to retweet his reply and say people are insane! But in fact, people are pointing out the actual fact of Nolan Crush! :dokiwheeze:

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In conclusion, Nolan "stupid hot takes and getting baited easily" cycle continues......
:whatastory:
 

Nenélove

I am coming for you
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Joined:  Sep 16, 2022

Nigel Nigerman

Choo Choo Motherfuckers!
Joined:  Dec 22, 2022
To be fair, Nolan probably lusts over "her" too considering his history.
Ah, Nolan's favorite dinner, chicks with dicks.
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Censored the blax to protect whatever dignity she has left.

Hey Nolan, eat up ya retard!!!
 

fortnitesmasherX

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Joined:  Apr 14, 2023
New hot take on video game industry from Nolan!
Now he is shitting on original Lara Croft being anorexic!
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Nolan doesn't even know the original appeal of the Lara Croft, because he was still in his father's ballsack LMAOing with his other retarded brothers! :Vesper-UNHINGED:

Meanwhile, Nolan is fighting on the Froot frontline in twitter!
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Yeah Nolan, you son of bitch called the TVA's criticism against you is HARASSMENT!

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Once Again, Nolan got BAITED and become aggressive when people called him Pony FUCKER!!! :dokiwheeze:



Nolan So Butthurt that he has to retweet his reply and say people are insane! But in fact, people are pointing out the actual fact of Nolan Crush! :dokiwheeze:

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In conclusion, Nolan "stupid hot takes and getting baited easily" cycle continues......
:whatastory:
I think this Crush person is really cool. Seems really knowledgeable and consistent. We should invite him to this site, get his opinions on all sorts of stuff. That would be neat.
 

Fauna's Deadest Sapling

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Joined:  Jan 26, 2024
I think this Crush person is really cool. Seems really knowledgeable and consistent. We should invite him to this site, get his opinions on all sorts of stuff. That would be neat.
Would he even bother posting here if he got unbanned? He wouldn't be able to get three posts out before half the forum ripped his ass apart for contradicting himself twice in each single post.
 

niggaphil

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Joined:  Oct 23, 2022
Nolan you fucktard, "going to the source" would mean just reading the 90 page document Froot dropped, not just mindlessly linking the most-watched dramafag video. I bet your reading comprehension is shit, tho, so
I want to join Nolan on clowning on Matt Walsh for being retarded but then I'd have to agree with Nolan on something.

Man, Nolan puts me in a tough spot.
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And most of you think some of Nolan's opinions are valid........ :crushface:

Now, we can be confident to say that Nolan is a MASSIVE RETARD who don't read, and just act like a PARROT in twitter
 
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