I now see him in comments
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The Nolan Crush Memorial Post Dump and Lolcow Thread
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Poor Ember. You think she could ever forgive him?
Genuine question, does Nolan not know that vods exist?
Poor Ember. You think she could ever forgive him?
Poor Ember. You think she could ever forgive him?
> Has 24/7 to watch streams and YouTube's video
> Has 24/7 to LMAO on streams and social media
> Has 24/7 to argue and schizo posting on twitter
> Has 24/7 to vent and bitch about his family or how ergomaniac are his family members
> Has 5 minutes to wipe the dog diaper to his brother's toothbrush
> Does not have 5 minutes to inject his insulin into his arse and control his diabetes
> Does not have 30 minutes to walk his dog
> Does not have 1 hour to do his simple house chore
> Does not have few hours to write a proper resume to find job
Ladies and Gentlemen, this is Nolan Crush!
He does but he can't livepost for VOD. It's also because he probably doesn't get the same dopamine high from watching someone live as it feels more genuine to him. You have to remember this retard is an absurdly socially stunted creature.
One important thing to point out that Nolan is not only livepost on the Livestream, but he needs to literally copy and paste his Live reaction and comments to multiple discord servers. Besides that, he expect people could give postive reactions to his shitpots, which would make him feel good.
In short, these live posting is like digital cocaine to Nolan. Nolan could not pull out from it or recover in the western rehab centre, unless he is sent to China's digital rehab centre where the doctor use electric chair to shock Nolan's malfunction balls.
You know, we've never had to read about Nolan's balls before.
Thanks.
I really hope Nolan's sterile/infertile. Otherwise.. hopefully the inevitable sexual assault is not on a woman.
Worry not friend! Working balls or not, Nolan is a biological dead end. His legacy will be a name in a care home's patient logbook and this thread.
Congrats Nolan! You're a father to the only thing you'll ever father!
I kind of assumed at some point he'd do MLProstitution (inherently gay).Knowing Nolan, he'd unironically recreate this thread
Question is: How would Nolan get money to begin with though? I guess tardbucks or his very own tugboat like Chris, but none of that is in place yet.
I would not donate money anonymously to keep him just barely treading water either (like with Chris).
- he does extra chores for money (lol yeah right, he's too lazy to willing do chores as opposed to watching vtubers and porn)
- he gets inheritance from his parents
- birthday and christmas money
- another job he got nepohired at like the nursing home job his mother got him
The prospect of Nolan being a nepohire/tard tax-breaks hire again should terrify the aged.
I feel like talking about how Nolan would get the money to hire a local tranny to dom him is putting the cart before the horse. Or the scrote before the shaft.
Someone with zero cardio, diabeetus, and generally bad health, can this troglodyte even get hard enough to penetrate another person's orifice? Or do we need to add viagra as an additional cost for this 20-something's hypothetical first sexual encounter?
I'm going to report this to the mods just so they can briefly imagine Nolan's erection.
I really hope that's just an unfortunate pants crease.
This guy made one of the broom commanders think about Nolan's dong.
And he thanked him for it.
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