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The Nolan Crush Memorial Post Dump and Lolcow Thread
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Oh boy, let me tell you how many times Nolan has had this exact conversation with people on their other servers. And it never ends well for Mr. Crush. One time in particular the 'helpful suggestion' was coming from a mod of the server and Nolan responded by saying "just mute/block me, I'm going to keep typing like this", and the mod responded by insta-banning him.Some update from Chinese fuwamoco server, someone noticed he behaved weirdly, and his response basically:
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That stuff lowers his social credit for sure!Some update from Chinese fuwamoco server, someone noticed he behaved weirdly, and his response basically:
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I wonder when theyll kidnap him for organs
Sounds like Nolan is going to wind up getting banned for daring to oppose the Great Leader of West Taiwan's HoloCord in the future cause he can't understand backtalking a janny is a surefire way to get shitcanned from a site. I wonder if when he inevitably gets too cocky on the Homeland and backtalks the wrong user for insulting Gura or something else stupid, it'll cause something similar will happen there and he'll have no place to LMAO anymore.
Pretty sure the only reason he's still alive on KF is that Gura streams too inconsistently for him to start liveposting his uooohs.
Some update from Chinese fuwamoco server, someone noticed he behaved weirdly, and his response basically:
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People having less tolerance than we thought for his retarded, vapid and utterly mindless drivel is certainly good.
Nolan hasn’t posted on kf in 10 days since he mad posted at reinigin via dm
hes only going to post on kf when he has something useful to contribute (never)
Hey man, give Nolan credit (the only credit he'll likely ever have).Nolan hasn’t posted on kf in 10 days since he mad posted at reinigin via dm
Someone has to be the BBC Pidgin equivalent of a vtuber fan.
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Bless BAU BAU's heart, trying to relate to Nolan in broken english. This China server arc has me sympathizing with the Chinese more than I want to, curse you Nolan!Some update from Chinese fuwamoco server, someone noticed he behaved weirdly, and his response basically:
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I'll consider that my community service for the month.Nolan hasn’t posted on kf in 10 days since he mad posted at reinigin via dm
So see, me go to talk house in da intarnet, me talk to dee pepal der, pepal says me no talk too much, me no say "canstraktibe" tings, me only LMAOOOOOOO all day, me say no you no say that to me idiot.
"Has anyone complained?"Some update from Chinese fuwamoco server, someone noticed he behaved weirdly, and his response basically:
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Holy fuck, this is the exact route he's taken before on other discords right before being banned. He's going to get himself banned from all Chinese discords too. Hopefully we see him become racist against chinks and starts chatting with Chase.
They're afraid to ban him, knowing he has almost mastered the Crush-ye-ha-me-ha, they don't want to deal with his wrath
Jesus Christ, this Brainlet has not learn a thing, at this rate he is gonna get ban from every country's and culture's Discord and other social media sites until the only one he can hangout with is the one with himself or the North Sentinelese."Has anyone complained?"
Holy fuck, this is the exact route he's taken before on other discords right before being banned. He's going to get himself banned from all Chinese discords too. Hopefully we see him become racist against chinks and starts chatting with Chase.
"LMAO!" Nolan shouted, slowly roasting over the fire the Sentinelese had lit underneath his bound body. "MAGICAL! SUBSCRIBED AND FAVORITED!"
Once the Nolan was well done, the Sentinelese couldn't help but agree. It was a magical taste indeed, their new favorite, and they'd very much like to subscribe for more of the same.
Though the meaning of LMAO remained forever beyond their grasp.
Ten Little Nolan Crushes went out to a Pony forum, one talked of sibling abuse and then there were nine.
Nine Little Nolan Crushes stayed up very late; One sperged at his dad and then there were eight.
Eight Little Nolan Crushes travelling in Nijicords; One posted about Hololive and then there were seven.
Seven Little Nolan Crushes chopping up Holocords; One posted Vox Akuma and then there were six.
Six Little Nolan Crushes playing with a Phasecord; "LMAOOOO'd" too hard and then there were five.
Five Little Nolan Crushes going through the Virtual Asylum; One stubbed his penis and then there were four.
Four Little Nolan Crushes going out to Kiwifarms; A Gun doxed one and then there were three.
Three Little Nolan Crushes walking in the Twitter zoo; Elon hugged one and then there were two.
Two Little Nolan Crushes sitting in the Chinese Holocords; One mistranslated "
" and then there was One.One Little Nolan Crush left all alone; He went and hanged himself and then there were none.
Jesus, that got dark at the end
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And then they all died from food poisoning.
Nolan is very bitter about being boinked for spreading “helpful and important information”
Did he even discuss PL shit here that much? I know being an autist and talking about it was one of the many myriad reasons he got banned from 133 fancords, was it just him being so much of a sped he couldnt hide his power le-
Nevermind, that question has been answering itself for like a year now
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