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The Nolan Crush Memorial Post Dump and Lolcow Thread

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The tags weren't clear? :smugpipi:
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Its not even cousins man. From the comments i understand that its limestone and marble.
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There's a lot of assumptions and conjecture being made with very little direct evidence. I'd like something a bit more solid before trying to crucify the sperg.
It’s unlikely any such evidence exists to begin with. Even though he may not like his family, he still lives there and they haven’t disowned him. I hope that the message was just a horrific typo because he’s retarded, if only for her sake.
 
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There's a lot of assumptions and conjecture being made with very little direct evidence. I'd like something a bit more solid before trying to crucify the sperg.
Agreeing with this. I'm open to being proven wrong, but with Nolan's lack of ability to keep any secrets, I think this would be out in the open after seven years of Nolan being on the internet and being completely unable to keep any secrets.
 

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Agreeing with this. I'm open to being proven wrong, but with Nolan's lack of ability to keep any secrets, I think this would be out in the open after seven years of Nolan being on the internet and being completely unable to keep any secrets.
I agree but it's Nolan we're talking about, the topic just never came to that point. If he was still here to hear us say he was raping his sister, it would be a Certified Nolan Moment if he popped his head in this thread and said something retarded like, "Guys, it was only just the one time and she was asking for it". He was one of those autists that you could easily get him to admit shit just by poking around the bush and he'd feel compelled to divulge more important information.
 

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I agree but it's Nolan we're talking about, the topic just never came to that point. If he was still here to hear us say he was raping his sister, it would be a Certified Nolan Moment if he popped his head in this thread and said something retarded like, "Guys, it was only just the one time and she was asking for it". He was one of those autists that you could easily get him to admit shit just by poking around the bush and he'd feel compelled to divulge more important information.
On the other hand, Nolan was pretty quick to volunteer that he treated his sister like a pinata with little in the way of prompting from anyone else.

I feel like we need a bit more evidence than "Nolan likes incest porn" before we start making accusations about Nolan actually committing incest, especially since I haven't seen anything that would indicate that his sister would have accepted such an arrangement.
 

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On the other hand, Nolan was pretty quick to volunteer that he treated his sister like a pinata with little in the way of prompting from anyone else.

I feel like we need a bit more evidence than "Nolan likes incest porn" before we start making accusations about Nolan actually committing incest, especially since I haven't seen anything that would indicate that his sister would have accepted such an arrangement.
Agreed, I think most people here (me included) would just find it highly amusing (and disturbing) if it was indeed real and we had ourselves a legit ass cow in our hands. Imagine if nolan ends up like chris and some future documentarian shows OUR FUCKING POSTS and the penis explosion thing? Holy shit that would be funny as fuck.
 

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as if he needs it?
You think that Nolan is going to be left in a house by himself without any parental supervision or oversight? That if his sister was concerned for herself she wouldn't be able to shout out and get the attention of their mother, father or the sane brother?
 

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Agreed, I think most people here (me included) would just find it highly amusing (and disturbing) if it was indeed real and we had ourselves a legit ass cow in our hands. Imagine if nolan ends up like chris and some future documentarian shows OUR FUCKING POSTS and the penis explosion thing? Holy shit that would be funny as fuck.
I would pay money to see a serious documentary covering the whole thing while you see random posts in the background like "EXPLODE HIS PENIS! DO IT NOW!" Listening to some 60 year old reporter try to explain what the penis explosion chamber is would be gold.
 

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It will forever be funny how Nolan searched for a place where he could LMAO in peace about his shark girl vtuber and ended up stumbling into the one forum autistic enough to document and archive his internet antics because of his extreme opsec autismo


If he just kept to discords he would just be a dime a dozen autist but his insistance on staying on the farms has lead to everything that has happend lmao
 
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Agreed, I think most people here (me included) would just find it highly amusing (and disturbing) if it was indeed real and we had ourselves a legit ass cow in our hands. Imagine if nolan ends up like chris and some future documentarian shows OUR FUCKING POSTS and the penis explosion thing? Holy shit that would be funny as fuck.
Hey lets not lose hope, Nolan is only 22. It took Chris chan more than a decade before obtaining full cow potential and admitting to fucking his senile mother. Nolan still has plenty of time before becoming a fully developed lolcow
 

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I mean when it comes to tags, rape and incest are some of the most normie shit around. The 'What are you doing Step Bro???' thing is a meme for a reason and iirc studies show around half of people have had some kind of 'non-con' fantasy. To me this feels more like 'there goes Nolan, oversharing his degeneracy again', rather than anything notable.
 

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I mean when it comes to tags, rape and incest are some of the most normie shit around. The 'What are you doing Step Bro???' thing is a meme for a reason and iirc studies show around half of people have had some kind of 'non-con' fantasy. To me this feels more like 'there goes Nolan, oversharing his degeneracy again', rather than anything notable.
Agreed, most of what is being discussed is hypothetical. No one should take it as fact and accuse the guy of being a rapist or whatever without evidence
 

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Agreed, most of what is being discussed is hypothetical. No one should take it as fact and accuse the guy of being a rapist or whatever without evidence
Although...
you are like inches away from being another Chrischan

If you want people to listen to you. Maybe don’t compare them to a rapist.
It is really odd, even then, how quickly he seized onto and focused on only THAT aspect of the comparison.
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studies show around half of people have had some kind of 'non-con' fantasy.
That is both surprising and unsurprising to me, more like I expected it but it still freaks me out. I feel like a lot of people don't actually know what rape is actually like and how disturbing and traumatic that shit actually is, most probably just imagine some girl going "N-no please don't put it there" or some tsundere shit. You can thank media for giving people that idea, specially nip media. Obviously non-con is a wide spectrum from "Whoopsie" to "Stay quiet or I'll fucking kill your family".
 

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You can thank media for giving people that idea, specially nip media. Obviously non-con is a wide spectrum from "Whoopsie" to "Stay quiet or I'll fucking kill your family".
It isn't really a media thing, more of a human thing I think. The particular study I referenced was from the 80's. I think it is pretty simple when you break it down to basic motivations.

Stuff like:
Female perspective, being so desirable that men can't control themselves.
Male perspective, taking what you desire.

Of course by definition no one actually wants to be raped. Not many people actually want to fuck their siblings either, it's just basic 'taboo' fetishes.
 

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Although...



It is really odd, even then, how quickly he seized onto and focused on only THAT aspect of the comparison.
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Very inappropriate joke time
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Was looking at older posts in this thread and came across this. Why do I have the feeling that if our unfortunate theory were true, Nolan would try to counter with "you are all just mad because you're virgins".
 

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That is both surprising and unsurprising to me, more like I expected it but it still freaks me out. I feel like a lot of people don't actually know what rape is actually like and how disturbing and traumatic that shit actually is, most probably just imagine some girl going "N-no please don't put it there" or some tsundere shit. You can thank media for giving people that idea, specially nip media. Obviously non-con is a wide spectrum from "Whoopsie" to "Stay quiet or I'll fucking kill your family".
in an attempt to keep some faith in humanity I choose to believe it's all just the power fantasy aspect rather then the every other aspect of it because at least that part is something i can wrap my head around.

that being said there are definitely some genuine freaks who think that because "it's fine" in porn that it will be "fine" IRL.

Ill mock Nolan all day but at least the spaz seems appealed by rape though whether that is because he genuinely feels that way or because he smart enough not to out himself will be a mystery.

Ten Little Nolan Crushes went out to a Pony forum, one talked of sibling abuse and then there were nine.

Nine Little Nolan Crushes stayed up very late; One sperged at his dad and then there were eight.

Eight Little Nolan Crushes travelling in Nijicords; One posted about Hololive and then there were seven.

Seven Little Nolan Crushes chopping up Holocords; One posted Vox Akuma and then there were six.

Six Little Nolan Crushes playing with a Phasecord; "LMAOOOO'd" too hard and then there were five.

Five Little Nolan Crushes going through the Virtual Asylum; One stubbed his penis and then there were four.

Four Little Nolan Crushes going out to Kiwifarms; A Gun doxed one and then there were three.

Three Little Nolan Crushes walking in the Twitter zoo; Elon hugged one and then there were two.

Two Little Nolan Crushes sitting in the Chinese Holocords; One mistranslated ":nehgah:" and then there was One.

One Little Nolan Crush left all alone; He went and hanged himself and then there were none.

Jesus, that got dark at the end :shiinastare:
Edit: Changed "Accounts" to "Crushes" cause it makes that last line hit even harder
iPretty sure if you put 10 nolans in close proximity they would kill eachother for calling him a rapist or something and then the survivor consumes the flesh of the others for the ultimate LMAO power.
The past life thing is dumb when the person had that as a public persona, feverishly digging to find their real personal info is just doxing. The people who flip their shit at others mentioning previous personas in public spaces are dumb, but the people who autistically go to said previous personas' accounts to spam unfunny WINK WINK NUDGE NUDGE shit are infinitely more retarded, so are those who pretend that knowing that info makes you hackerman supreme or some shit, nobody cares.

Though banning past life shit is dumb and annoying, I still think a lot of places do it because some individuals are too retarded to not spam it to the high heavens and tell people who don't care/don't want to know. The best way is something like the vtuber reddit which only requires people to spoiler it. In the end a lot of the people who campaign to end the practice are either 1. Big fans of the talent (good) 2. Want less agency control (good) 3. Dramafaggots (bad) 4. Indies who can't get traction as a vtuber so they just resort to coomerbait (bad). Nolan falls into category 3.
all of that would require Nolan to grasp subtlety
Nigga i really had to search the lore to understand this. Wtf.

those two character are sisters.
they both have the same last name Pie. :crushautistic:
Well at least i had SEX you virgins !!!

Yeah maybe it was with my sister... haha yeah maybe it wasnt consensual... LMAAOOOOOOO of course she was still alive you silly !!
she had to be alive corpses can't deny consent
 
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Very inappropriate joke time
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Was looking at older posts in this thread and came across this. Why do I have the feeling that if our unfortunate theory were true, Nolan would try to counter with "you are all just mad because you're virgins".
Well at least i had SEX you virgins !!!

Yeah maybe it was with my sister... haha yeah maybe it wasnt consensual... LMAAOOOOOOO of course she was still alive you silly !!
 
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