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The Nolan Crush Memorial Post Dump and Lolcow Thread
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I think Nolan just needs a nudge in the right direction. His main problem is he gets excessively mad at small things which makes him an easy target in addition to his lashing out when his flaws are brought out and heavily insulted. He might deserve everything he's wrought but he's still human and I wanna give him a chance. He's no angel but kicking him while he's down feels like kicking a retarded puppy with 3 legs that lashes out at everything, at worst I wanna leave it be.
It's nice to see Nolan's wife be so supportive.
Doing some Nolan Discord reps:
Getting the boring ones out of the way
These are some funnier recent Phase-Connect Discord logs. Just screenshotted his beginnings and his most recent run in with a mod. HIs horny might get him banned from there in due time.Just a little ERP.
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His history in the main discord seems to be his main getting banned and his alts are no longer there/are banned.
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In a few fucking days he decides to horny post and ask about Gura's panties...
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Seems to get perma'd around 4-1-22
View attachment 35140He got fucking nuked from orbit. Searching his id gets you nothing accept he was there at some point. Likely pissed nerds off and got bopped.
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His alts have some activity here but nothing really notable.
He has repeated violations over the months and then gets perma'd I'm assuming. I want to know what other discord lil nolan was linking to.
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Nolan, who I don't think has touched a woman, gives love advice in the pippa channel
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He got baited into looking at man feet instead of what he wanted, woman feet
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Out of context this is a good quote (I will not provide context)
View attachment 3514810 days ago Nolan started to play with fire. He's testing the Discord mods patients by declaring his desire to fuck the talent, as well as copy pasting his spam in discord and the talents chat at the same time... This has never gotten him banned from 109 other discord servers in the past...Nolan is everywhere.
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You peaked the wild Nolan's curiosity instantly
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Nolan shoots 0/2
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During this guessing he decides to take a minor break and leak his location again...
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Nolan has to go to the ghetto discord servers due to his near complete banning from all NijHolo Network. He is advised just to make alts, but our honorable hero is so attached to his accounts that he wouldn't DARE to make new ones. That'd be "lying." He cares a great deal about not ban evading and being honorable.
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The righteous anger sometimes slips out...
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Now Nolan says he doesn't like lying, but here we have Nolan contridicting himself in another server
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So, he's willing to ban evade on YouTube, but not on Discord? Make it make sense... Also try and find that second NolanCrush YouTube account.
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Bonus Twitter Nolans:
For the vast majority of these you need open the thread or the archive to derive context as Nolan love to argue back and forth with randoms
Nolan has just concluded his time at TrotCon with is mother. Nolan, can you drive?
Nolan loves the Jewish people and is their bulwark against antisemitism:
Nolan is not only an,based???? but a horny-posting
Nolan thinks himself as a political genius (he's retarded & wrong)
Nolan continues to be horny in public and choses to defend a random e-
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attempting to farm engagement to funnel towards her onlyfans. There's also some good projection about retardation in this thread
Takes two archives to cover the majority/all of the conversation
Imagine being this creature's mother.
The humane thing to do with a crippled, retarded dog is euthanasia.
Autism is the worst flavour of Crush.
Pull up to Ohio, Nolan stays stapped
He's gotten dozens of chances intermixed the handful of people who have personally reached out to him over the years to warn him that he's a retard who's doxing himself via his relentless oversharing. The greatest mercy someone could do is to ban him from using the same username everywhere and ban all his accounts on discord, kiwi, twitter, and here. His constant yo-yoing between retarded pitiful puppy and an aggressive manipulative sperg comes and goes like the flip of a switch as soon as he thinks he can fool you.
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I think it's just time we put him down.
The "kick the autist" timeloop does get a bit tiring by the hundredth time, yes. A lot of the time now it seems like he hasn't even done anything here - either it's been brought from off-site, or people have been talking about something else autistic which they then relate back to him like they have no other frame of reference (like people used to do with Chris) and then when Nolan complains it's taken as post-hoc justification for the original bitchout.
Even if you're not willing to be that generous almost all of the thread derailments would be dramatically shortened if people just learned to ignore him and didn't keep responding a dozen pages later. Nolan's been like this forever, it is what it is, he's not changing. Permaban him if it's that big a deal or just learn that you don't always need to hit "post reply" if it's not.
Impossible, the writers have shown that they clearly refuse any sort of feedback. I know some say Season 1 was great, but in reality most of the episodes were mid. With the occasional standout episode, atleast the actors seemed to have a good time with it.
If Season 2 ep1 doesn't start with a new intro and a Mexican standoff, I'll be dropping it.
Take better care of your husbando. Give him a little reacharound or something.
Are you forgetting the time the Pope's twitter or instagram account liked porn? I think being a Sister Claire or Abigail fan in the Vatican would be the least of their social media-related offenses.
While this is very true, Nolan's antics honestly entertain me so I don't mind this thread, It's also not like anyone here is actually harming him (the dox was made on the farms by users who are obviously members here but haven't shown themselves) and Nolan has been warned countless times so I wouldn't feel bad even if someone did.
I would love to hear Lumi react to finding out Nolan wants to pipe her. I'm sure she'd decline his proposal respectfully, of course.
Don't get me wrong I do find him funny and have even ribbed him myself, it's just that people have a habit of acting like a lot of what he does is worse than it honestly is in my opinion. By all means come down on him for the egregious stuff, I'm not blind to it, hopefully the dox will actually drive home that he needs some semblance of security.
Okay but why isn't anyone asking the REAL question:
Should we vote to change Certified Nolan Moment to Certified Crush Moment?
Nolan has left us, but this Crush fellow seems like a shoo in to replace him. It might be prudent to properly update our stickers to not reference those who are no longer among us.
As an aside, myself having attempted to play babysitter a time or two find basically anything dredged up about him equal parts hilarious and face palmingly depressing. So it's still pretty amusing to me personally. Also I now have a vague hope that his name won't FLARE into my eyesight anytime I randomly look over at chat in some streams.
Should we vote to change Certified Nolan Moment to Certified Crush Moment?
Nolan has left us, but this Crush fellow seems like a shoo in to replace him. It might be prudent to properly update our stickers to not reference those who are no longer among us.
As an aside, myself having attempted to play babysitter a time or two find basically anything dredged up about him equal parts hilarious and face palmingly depressing. So it's still pretty amusing to me personally. Also I now have a vague hope that his name won't FLARE into my eyesight anytime I randomly look over at chat in some streams.
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Don't you hate it when your oshi goes on break because they have to go wash the feet of some Africans?
This would honestly be the best solution for him. Ban him whenever the community figures out that it's him. Now Nolan is forced to use a different name and not reveal personal information if he wants to keep posting here. If he can't adapt, he doesn't get to post and it's a mercy for him.
Wow This Nolan Crush show is pretty cool.
In Season 1 we've watched the reputation of a human? degenerate from optimistic manchild to malicious normal human -50 IQ. Now in season 2 he'll try to reinvent himself to prove he's changed but instead of changing for the better he lets the mask slip even further to reveal to the audience that it was the chains of society that was restricting him from his true nature.
All in all 7/10. Clearly a Breaking Bad ripoff but with ponies and vtubers instead of drugs.
In Season 1 we've watched the reputation of a human? degenerate from optimistic manchild to malicious normal human -50 IQ. Now in season 2 he'll try to reinvent himself to prove he's changed but instead of changing for the better he lets the mask slip even further to reveal to the audience that it was the chains of society that was restricting him from his true nature.
All in all 7/10. Clearly a Breaking Bad ripoff but with ponies and vtubers instead of drugs.
yeah but if you kick him in the right spot he makes these cute little noises like "I’m feeling 22. Everything will be alright" "I have a therapist and meds" and most popular of all "ACTION GOOO"
EDIT: what edit this is always how it was.
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Sister bashing? You mean bashing like insults right?
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