The Nolan Crush Memorial Post Dump and Lolcow Thread

[Topo Chico]

Wonderful if true would save me effort as i'm currently looking for something.

Do you have the post where Nolan reveals that beating his sister was not a one off thing currently on page 30 and still looking because i'm terrible at this documentation and archival searching shit.

I was looking at the stuff i could find from his now privated pony shit account. Honestly not much to see. A lot of empty posting. I wouldnt be surprised if the 3/4 of his 130k posts were just posts like " hi how are you "

My head hurts looking through these threads sincd each thread is one big page that you have to scroll through.

Here is the stuff i found mildly interesting
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So now we know he didnt hit his sister once but multiple time and for litteraly no reason

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I just thought that one was funny

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Idk

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He was 15 or 16 at the time. He could not legally vote.

There’s at least one other instance here ^ he hit her for going on his computer

 

[reinigen]

There’s at least one other instance here ^ he hit her for going on his computer

And God knows what else is hidden in the rest of his Disqus history.

 

[CalciumAnimal]

And God knows what else is hidden in the rest of his Disqus history.

Only NolanCrush BiggestFan would know for sure.

 

[Seth]

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Not sure how this is supposed to help his case

Edit : he deleted his post and the archive doesnt show the OP for .e so it waa in response to kuri's tweet about him

 

[Seth]

@Short since you're the chat log guy, you think you can pull nolan's chats log of proctor's stream? Would be nice to have them here

 

[Short]

@Short since you're the chat log guy, you think you can pull nolan's chats log of proctor's stream? Would be nice to have them here

@The Proctor stream has no stream chat replay for some reason so is kind hard to separate the fake Nolan from the real one.

2023-09-23 15:02:39 | Crush: who is this Nolan you speak of
2023-09-23 15:03:14 | Crush: Jesus, Proc you sound like you drink tea and eat crumpets daily
2023-09-23 15:04:36 | Crush: @seth I don't think that's allowed.
2023-09-23 15:07:49 | Crush: @granthh why would I subject myself to that
2023-09-23 15:08:44 | Crush: Gundam SNEED
2023-09-23 15:21:02 | Crush: oh no, not the fujos
2023-09-23 15:22:48 | Crush: LOL, yeah that sounds like jumping the shark
2023-09-23 15:25:45 | Crush:
2023-09-23 15:27:15 | Crush: LOL.. AWWW, sweet. FOR THE CONTENT.
2023-09-23 15:28:55 | Crush: AWWW, yeah HoloLive is best. I like Niji livers but the company sucks hard. FuwaMoco are adorable
2023-09-23 15:29:29 | Crush: I literally only joined to see how people would react
2023-09-23 15:33:05 | Crush: @superduper Super, idc about Proctor's opinion of me. I don't like him anyway.
2023-09-23 15:35:43 | Crush: @Todd's Folly I literally only joined to see how people would react. But nothing that's being said is making me go "awe man"
2023-09-23 18:04:53 | Crush: Liar! :face-orange-frowning::face-pink-tears:
2023-09-23 18:10:32 | Crush: LMAOOOO :face-green-smiling:
2023-09-23 18:12:56 | Crush: I hope you're not black
2023-09-23 18:14:50 | Crush: It was Gura.
2023-09-23 18:38:43 | Crush: welp, guess I'm never watching Kirsche

 

[Clown Penis]

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Not sure how this is supposed to help his case

Oh man.

https://archive.ph/AfyAE

Spoiler

 

[CalciumAnimal]

@The Proctor stream has no stream chat replay for some reason so is kind hard to separate the fake Nolan from the real one.

2023-09-23 15:02:39 | Crush: who is this Nolan you speak of
2023-09-23 15:03:14 | Crush: Jesus, Proc you sound like you drink tea and eat crumpets daily
2023-09-23 15:04:36 | Crush: @seth I don't think that's allowed.
2023-09-23 15:07:49 | Crush: @granthh why would I subject myself to that
2023-09-23 15:08:44 | Crush: Gundam SNEED
2023-09-23 15:21:02 | Crush: oh no, not the fujos
2023-09-23 15:22:48 | Crush: LOL, yeah that sounds like jumping the shark
2023-09-23 15:25:45 | Crush:
2023-09-23 15:27:15 | Crush: LOL.. AWWW, sweet. FOR THE CONTENT.
2023-09-23 15:28:55 | Crush: AWWW, yeah HoloLive is best. I like Niji livers but the company sucks hard. FuwaMoco are adorable
2023-09-23 15:29:29 | Crush: I literally only joined to see how people would react
2023-09-23 15:33:05 | Crush: @superduper Super, idc about Proctor's opinion of me. I don't like him anyway.
2023-09-23 15:35:43 | Crush: @Todd's Folly I literally only joined to see how people would react. But nothing that's being said is making me go "awe man"
2023-09-23 18:04:53 | Crush: Liar! :face-orange-frowning::face-pink-tears:
2023-09-23 18:10:32 | Crush: LMAOOOO :face-green-smiling:
2023-09-23 18:12:56 | Crush: I hope you're not black
2023-09-23 18:14:50 | Crush: It was Gura.
2023-09-23 18:38:43 | Crush: welp, guess I'm never watching Kirsche

do we have confirmation that at least one of them was real i was under the assumption it was several people having the same idea.

you know the same idea we all joked about.

Edit: rereading what he actually said here seems like he was actually behaving for once or at least nothing stand out stupid.

 

[thhrang]

do we have confirmation that at least one of them was real i was under the assumption it was several people having the same idea.

you know the same idea we all joked about.

@Scoots confirmed that the real Nolan was indeed there several times throughout the stream.

 

[Nenélove]

do we have confirmation that at least one of them was real i was under the assumption it was several people having the same idea.

you know the same idea we all joked about.

Crush is the real one, but there was also one or two fake ones with the name NolanCrush, the first had no pfp image but either he added one or someone else made another account which had the exact same pfp as real nolan.

 

[Scoots]

@Scoots confirmed that the real Nolan was indeed there several times throughout the stream.

Yes he was there

 

[thhrang]

Oh yeah, for posterity.

 

[John Vtuber👁️]

Oh yeah, for posterity.
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...Was he ever going to watch her before/after, even if this didn't happen?

She doesn't have the big CCV, why would anyone watch or talk about her?

 

[IdenticalPlateaus]

I think it's interesting to look back at the arguments against exploding Nolan's penis and seeing that the main one was "If he leaves we won't get to laugh at him".
In my opinion the 'content' has only gotten better now that there is glass between us and him, like a proper zoo.

...Was he ever going to watch her before/after, even if this didn't happen?

She doesn't have the big CCV, why would anyone watch or talk about her?

That may be offset by the fact she knows who he is, trading quantity of attention for quality of attention? I know that he said he won't watch her but he also said he was going to leave here but never did.

 

[John Vtuber👁️]

I think it's interesting to look back at the arguments against exploding Nolan's penis and seeing that the main one was "If he leaves we won't get to laugh at him".
In my opinion the 'content' has only gotten better now that there is glass between us and him, like a proper zoo.

That may be offset by the fact she knows who he is, trading quantity of attention for quality of attention? I know that he said he won't watch her but he also said he was going to leave here but never did.

He did call Nyaru a cunt while arguing with Sleepy before knowing she was Nyaru, so this will be chuuba #3 that we know of whom he has personally ensured negative relations with

 

[CalciumAnimal]

I think it's interesting to look back at the arguments against exploding Nolan's penis and seeing that the main one was "If he leaves we won't get to laugh at him".
In my opinion the 'content' has only gotten better now that there is glass between us and him, like a proper zoo.

Yeah that argument always baffled me while having nolan in our backyard has some merits it's not like he would stop existing despite how some of us wish he would.

Is he banned from Kirschecord? I hope not because I wanna see him in there trying to LMAO after this and just get banned on sight.

 

[Clown Penis]

I think it's interesting to look back at the arguments against exploding Nolan's penis and seeing that the main one was "If he leaves we won't get to laugh at him".
In my opinion the 'content' has only gotten better now that there is glass between us and him, like a proper zoo.

That may be offset by the fact she knows who he is, trading quantity of attention for quality of attention? I know that he said he won't watch her but he also said he was going to leave here but never did.

I mean, this is Nolan, so I don't think quality was ever a factor if you go by his "contributions" to wherever he infests.

But yeah, it's also kinda that anyone against kicking him out thought as such. He's as much an insufferable retard as ever, and we don't have to deal with him being here. That's a win.

 

[IdenticalPlateaus]

I mean, this is Nolan, so I don't think quality was ever a factor if you go by his "contributions" to wherever he infests.

By quality I meant direct acknowledgement from a streamer, as opposed to attention from people in discords.

 

[niggaphil]

@The Proctor stream has no stream chat replay for some reason so is kind hard to separate the fake Nolan from the real one.

2023-09-23 15:02:39 | Crush: who is this Nolan you speak of
2023-09-23 15:03:14 | Crush: Jesus, Proc you sound like you drink tea and eat crumpets daily
2023-09-23 15:04:36 | Crush: @seth I don't think that's allowed.
2023-09-23 15:07:49 | Crush: @granthh why would I subject myself to that
2023-09-23 15:08:44 | Crush: Gundam SNEED
2023-09-23 15:21:02 | Crush: oh no, not the fujos
2023-09-23 15:22:48 | Crush: LOL, yeah that sounds like jumping the shark
2023-09-23 15:25:45 | Crush:
2023-09-23 15:27:15 | Crush: LOL.. AWWW, sweet. FOR THE CONTENT.
2023-09-23 15:28:55 | Crush: AWWW, yeah HoloLive is best. I like Niji livers but the company sucks hard. FuwaMoco are adorable
2023-09-23 15:29:29 | Crush: I literally only joined to see how people would react
2023-09-23 15:33:05 | Crush: @superduper Super, idc about Proctor's opinion of me. I don't like him anyway.
2023-09-23 15:35:43 | Crush: @Todd's Folly I literally only joined to see how people would react. But nothing that's being said is making me go "awe man"
2023-09-23 18:04:53 | Crush: Liar! :face-orange-frowning::face-pink-tears:
2023-09-23 18:10:32 | Crush: LMAOOOO :face-green-smiling:
2023-09-23 18:12:56 | Crush: I hope you're not black
2023-09-23 18:14:50 | Crush: It was Gura.
2023-09-23 18:38:43 | Crush: welp, guess I'm never watching Kirsche

i remember for the 1 and 2 view streamer vod chatlog will only appeared after 24 hours. I know this because last time i streamed in private with my friends, my friends commented, but their chat log wont appear immediately after stream was ended

 

[Short]

FAKE

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCyHFC2JuLOEu24ycG7aqlhg

2023-09-23 18:04:53 | Crush: Liar! :face-orange-frowning::face-pink-tears:
2023-09-23 18:10:32 | Crush: LMAOOOO :face-green-smiling:
2023-09-23 18:12:56 | Crush: I hope you're not black
2023-09-23 18:14:50 | Crush: It was Gura.
REAL

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC60gGx7jkpUkDresF_55YKA

2023-09-23 15:02:39 | Crush: who is this Nolan you speak of
2023-09-23 15:03:14 | Crush: Jesus, Proc you sound like you drink tea and eat crumpets daily
2023-09-23 15:04:36 | Crush: @seth I don't think that's allowed.
2023-09-23 15:07:49 | Crush: @granthh why would I subject myself to that
2023-09-23 15:08:44 | Crush: Gundam SNEED
2023-09-23 15:21:02 | Crush: oh no, not the fujos
2023-09-23 15:22:48 | Crush: LOL, yeah that sounds like jumping the shark
2023-09-23 15:25:45 | Crush:
2023-09-23 15:27:15 | Crush: LOL.. AWWW, sweet. FOR THE CONTENT.
2023-09-23 15:28:55 | Crush: AWWW, yeah HoloLive is best. I like Niji livers but the company sucks hard. FuwaMoco are adorable
2023-09-23 15:29:29 | Crush: I literally only joined to see how people would react
2023-09-23 15:33:05 | Crush: @superduper Super, idc about Proctor's opinion of me. I don't like him anyway.
2023-09-23 15:35:43 | Crush: @Todd's Folly I literally only joined to see how people would react. But nothing that's being said is making me go "awe man"
2023-09-23 18:38:43 | Crush: welp, guess I'm never watching Kirsche