You know, he looks extremely like a jew for having german blood. Especially the nose
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The Nolan Crush Memorial Post Dump and Lolcow Thread
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You know, he looks extremely like a jew for having german blood. Especially the nose
Autism, my man. It is just like Chris-chan stick to his Cherokee bloodlines, and DSP love to claim himself to be Italian descendant.
Nolan loves to claim himself to be Germany because he wants to be the real Nazi bloodlines, and paid the reparations with all of his LMAO
I knew he wouldn't be able to stay privated. Also holy fucking prescription batman.
I know it's the meme, but it's cute you think he'd have a driver's license. Mommy and Daddy still chauffeur him around last I checked.
You're partially right Punished, but it's also what Topo Chico says. His heavy german heritage, and for some reason german is the language elective his entire family has taken, has made him decide to fight with random german accounts on Twitter. Exactly why? Autism, I'm sure.
He looks like some neighbor character in an 80s sitcom parody, reminds me of flanders for whatever reason.
Did you guys genuinely think I would rat on Nolan? I actually want to protect him and for that reason I'm not gonna rat on him, nor tempt him into joining a discord full of people who will shit on him.
Son of a bitch lol Any time I think of sitcom neighbors I default to Wilson from Home Improvement so all I could do was imagine him sticking his head up over the fence in a bucket hat going "Well Hi-dee ho neighbor. Did you hear Kronii voiced Mysta's new lore?"
Now knowing that this crush guy is settling in within the vtuber thread of Spacebattles Forum, I decided to check to see what activity he's been doing aside of sharing stream links. As I last checked, he has made 7 posts.
Note: If you don't have an account on Spacebattles forum, then you're only able to see 4 out of his current 7 posts. The reason why is because the rest is contained in the "Whitehall", which is an area within the forum's "real world" section for discussing real-life stuff. White Hall is basically their main "politic" talk, and this even involves the Virtual Youtuber industry stuff (it was first created during the Coco graduation/Hololive CN exodus shenanigans, which apparently counts as politics).
Think of it like Homeland and how you need an account to see certain sections like the PG thread and other places. White Hall, and by extension, the Vtuber industry thread needs an account to access, let alone lurk.
His first post in the "Nonvirtual Politics: Virtual Youtuber Industry Thread" (tl;dr: secondary vtuber thread to discuss kayfabe/stuff that isn't vtuber livestream or anything that has virtual youtuber and politics/drama) has him decided, of all thing... made a meme.
pretty bad at that too, something that he himself agreed on.
The forum doesn't really tolerate anything 4chan-like behavior/posting (something that you don't really see as a rule in the thread, and instead a forum-wide rule), which means he got his first warning already.
I don't exactly remember how the warning system in Spacebattles work (I have an account there but I never got any troubles) so I don't know if this gonna affect him in the long run. It's still a bad first impression toward the scifi lunatics in Spacebattles anyway.
Moving on, he managed to showcase ability to read the rules and talk about PL stuff under spoiler, related to the whole Not-Mysta/K9Kuro bringing in Not-Kronii as the reader of his lore intro video debut.
No one take heed about that one, until he posted on the vtuber politic thread once again (they have a new one apparently) where he's seen posting a stream of Depressed Nousagi related to K9Kuro/Not-Mysta stuff.
Someone doesn't like Nousagi (or as the guy called "Doxxing Nousagi"), and Nolan responded back.
Which then resulted in at least two or three posters saying their piece about Nousagi in response to the comment.
Aside of those and the usual "dropping stream links", he hasn't exactly doing his usual nolan behavior like LMAOOOOO or liveposting, though the latter is probably impossible since as far as I know, the forum doesn't do 'live-posting'.
I'll try to keep an eye out in there, partly because his most recent like is him liking a official post of rules regarding NSFD (News & Society Focused Discussion), which means that just like his twitter activity, he might just... jump into those political-related threads and start politic-sperging. But it's a small possibility, especially since Nolan is more focused toward vtuber stuff first and foremost.
.... and god help them if he found the creative writing place, last I checked they have some MLP related fanfics in there...
Note: If you don't have an account on Spacebattles forum, then you're only able to see 4 out of his current 7 posts. The reason why is because the rest is contained in the "Whitehall", which is an area within the forum's "real world" section for discussing real-life stuff. White Hall is basically their main "politic" talk, and this even involves the Virtual Youtuber industry stuff (it was first created during the Coco graduation/Hololive CN exodus shenanigans, which apparently counts as politics).
Think of it like Homeland and how you need an account to see certain sections like the PG thread and other places. White Hall, and by extension, the Vtuber industry thread needs an account to access, let alone lurk.
His first post in the "Nonvirtual Politics: Virtual Youtuber Industry Thread" (tl;dr: secondary vtuber thread to discuss kayfabe/stuff that isn't vtuber livestream or anything that has virtual youtuber and politics/drama) has him decided, of all thing... made a meme.
pretty bad at that too, something that he himself agreed on.
The forum doesn't really tolerate anything 4chan-like behavior/posting (something that you don't really see as a rule in the thread, and instead a forum-wide rule), which means he got his first warning already.
I don't exactly remember how the warning system in Spacebattles work (I have an account there but I never got any troubles) so I don't know if this gonna affect him in the long run. It's still a bad first impression toward the scifi lunatics in Spacebattles anyway.
Those folks are legit lunatics. Some that I know are fucking naval historians or people who have unhealthy obsession with WW2 naval history which used their abyssal-depth knowledge of those history bits to write story about those naval boats turned anime waifu from those gacha games. And some that I heard apparently like to debate anything, from say, whether you can destroy the Death Star by throwing a mug at it using terminal velocity or whether warcrimes against fictional alien race is morally justified or not.
And they are probably a bunch of glowies in there.
And they are probably a bunch of glowies in there.
Moving on, he managed to showcase ability to read the rules and talk about PL stuff under spoiler, related to the whole Not-Mysta/K9Kuro bringing in Not-Kronii as the reader of his lore intro video debut.
No one take heed about that one, until he posted on the vtuber politic thread once again (they have a new one apparently) where he's seen posting a stream of Depressed Nousagi related to K9Kuro/Not-Mysta stuff.
Someone doesn't like Nousagi (or as the guy called "Doxxing Nousagi"), and Nolan responded back.
Which then resulted in at least two or three posters saying their piece about Nousagi in response to the comment.
Aside of those and the usual "dropping stream links", he hasn't exactly doing his usual nolan behavior like LMAOOOOO or liveposting, though the latter is probably impossible since as far as I know, the forum doesn't do 'live-posting'.
I'll try to keep an eye out in there, partly because his most recent like is him liking a official post of rules regarding NSFD (News & Society Focused Discussion), which means that just like his twitter activity, he might just... jump into those political-related threads and start politic-sperging. But it's a small possibility, especially since Nolan is more focused toward vtuber stuff first and foremost.
.... and god help them if he found the creative writing place, last I checked they have some MLP related fanfics in there...
He's like a sadder, real life version of Milhouse. At least Milhouse started lifting and became a turbo manlet.
To add on, the site started in 1998 where the sci-fi hardcore spergs could do "who would win" arguments without getting banned for their autism, which has resulted in the site picking up the autistic, powerscaling, lunitic fans from every fandom and community you can think of that could have that argument happen over the course of its life. Shitposting and low-effort posts are banned under that "Chan posting" rule (which is why his meme got struck; it's not high effort or relevant enough) so it's very likely his LAMOOO posts will get hit and he'll wind up getting banned for "chan behavior" since Nolan is incapable of change. Well, either that or being casually racist in this "NSFD" place like a retard.
Nolan is a tard for sucking nousagis' dick, and if you check any of the Pinoy's latest streams or premieres you can see nolan live posting in the chat with inane observations. But I understand why the crush is attracted to nousagis' content, it obviously makes him feel like he's got insider knowledge or some shit, even though nousagi is a tertiary source for all of this shit and he spends a great deal of airtime just blabbing about gossip and acting coy and gay about shit.
So I kinda agree with these space battles people, though they're still massive fags in the way they write and labeling a shitty meme as "4chan behavior" so I guess everyone here is an autist.
That's a cloppin'.
2 of his temp bans from the general thread were over arguments that he escalated over DN. Surely this will end well.
Not only that, the last one led to the poll reversal. He martyred himself for DN and got himself banned from the only place online willing to put up with him.2 of his temp bans from the general thread were over arguments that he escalated over DN. Surely this will end well.
Imagine getting banned for simping over Depressed Nousagi. Fucking hilarious.2 of his temp bans from the general thread were over arguments that he escalated over DN. Surely this will end well.
Dozens of nice companies with thousands of interesting and talented vtubers and outside of that an endless sea of independent streamers who can all be admired for their perseverance in a difficult environment and their skills related to streaming or otherwise.
So many options
So many choices
But you choose to oshi Nousagi.
So many options
So many choices
But you choose to oshi Nousagi.
Good lord, what's his prescription? -20/-20? Any more and his eyes will look like little black dots like Millhouse
Pictured: Nolan Crush in the year 2097
I know it's not really the topic of this thread, but I think it's been firmly established that you'll be hard pressed to find a handful of nice vtuber companies. The majority are trashfires.
HIs response to the responses.
I sure dont miss that fake aknowledgement of his mistakes just to do it again in the next few days. I said 1 month before he gets ban. But they seem even more faggy than expected so i expect the ban to be even sooner.
I burst out laughing at this. Now I'm imagining Nolan being a stockboy at his local Walmart screaming at a confused customer about how C*nny is his fountain of youth, nectar of the gods.
You could replace Doug with Nolan in this video and it would describe his home life perfectly
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